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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#5644516
09/17/16 06:47 PM
09/17/16 06:47 PM
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Joined: Jul 2016
Posts: 5,518 South Carolina
Tom cat
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trapper
Joined: Jul 2016
Posts: 5,518
South Carolina
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What type of guy brings a gun to a knife fight? ....... The winner
Sugarcreektrapping@gmail.com
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#5644591
09/17/16 08:21 PM
09/17/16 08:21 PM
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Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 61 NW Pennsylvania
awesome 'possum
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trapper
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 61
NW Pennsylvania
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That's like trying to row a boat with a rope.
Busier than a three legged cat trying to bury a turd on a hot tin roof.
Still looking for a really great tagline...
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: BuckNE]
#5644601
09/17/16 08:33 PM
09/17/16 08:33 PM
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Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 61 NW Pennsylvania
awesome 'possum
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trapper
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 61
NW Pennsylvania
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I once saw one that looked like two rhinos fighting under a tarp!
Still looking for a really great tagline...
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#5766082
01/09/17 10:49 PM
01/09/17 10:49 PM
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Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 194 Kentucky
Mynear
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trapper
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 194
Kentucky
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He's so dumb he couldn't find his arse with both hands
Is that your cousin? No, that's my daddy's brothers kid
Sweating like a wh*** in church
Last edited by Mynear; 01/09/17 10:51 PM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#6113158
01/04/18 05:33 PM
01/04/18 05:33 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 278 Eastern PA
Hawks
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trapper
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 278
Eastern PA
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If you can’t be handsome you’d better be handy Skunks and lawyers are best kept at a distance Sometimes it’s just easier to plow around the stump
Do something worthwhile, take a kid trapping
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/04/18 11:56 PM
01/04/18 11:56 PM
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Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 6,225 Kansas
Pawnee
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trapper
Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 6,225
Kansas
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He,s so stupid he doesn’t know if his butt was punched or bored
Everything the left touches it destroys
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/05/18 11:28 PM
01/05/18 11:28 PM
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Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,414 Idaho Falls, Idaho
Furvor
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trapper
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,414
Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Witness at a murder trial: "You can't prove it by me." Judge: "What did you say?" Witness: "I mean I don't know."
Last edited by Furvor; 01/05/18 11:30 PM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/05/18 11:32 PM
01/05/18 11:32 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 976 Western Colorado
coloradocat
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trapper
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 976
Western Colorado
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Lets do it the hardest way possible to make it easier on you
Colorado Search and Rescue- Interfering with natural selection since 1976
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#6115094
01/06/18 12:16 AM
01/06/18 12:16 AM
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Joined: Feb 2017
Posts: 2,233 Priest River, Idaho USA
SundanceMtnMan
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trapper
Joined: Feb 2017
Posts: 2,233
Priest River, Idaho USA
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I think these are all new I cut that board twice and it is still to short I have diarrhea so bad I could go through a screen door at twenty feet and never touch the screen I will kick you so hard you will have to take off your shirt to poop My nose is running faster then I can eat it
"They Say Nothing is Impossible, But, I Do Nothing Every Day."
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