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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3998301
09/12/13 09:47 PM
09/12/13 09:47 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 73 Swanton, Ohio
whyskers
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trapper
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 73
Swanton, Ohio
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push the button run like heck,,, no one see's no one tells.
Just a simple L.U.158 Member of the H.J.P
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3998732
09/13/13 02:49 AM
09/13/13 02:49 AM
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 0 Up State NY
dabprod
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trapper
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Posts: 0
Up State NY
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Hot enough to knock up sheep.
That salesman could talk a starving dog off a meat truck
So broke that if it cost five dollars to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sight.
My dog can run faster through the briars than a dose of salts through a fat lady.
Don't let your gator mouth overload your humming bird a$$.
Dryer than a pop corn fart.
He was so tall he could go duck hunting with a rake.
Use it up. Wear it out. Make do, Or do without.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3998958
09/13/13 09:44 AM
09/13/13 09:44 AM
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,242 western pa
longear
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trapper
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,242
western pa
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"funnier than midgets running track"
Life Member PA Trappers Association #471
NRA Life Member
NTA Life member #4285
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3999356
09/13/13 02:56 PM
09/13/13 02:56 PM
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Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 44 Alabama
Roll Tide
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trapper
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 44
Alabama
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He's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
That stinks so bad it could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
He was happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
He's slower than molasses going uphill in January.
She was busier than a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
It's colder than a cast iron outhouse on Christmas day.
When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#4000219
09/13/13 10:58 PM
09/13/13 10:58 PM
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Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,190 Kentucky
Abu65
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trapper
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,190
Kentucky
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Crazier than a run over dog
It is what it is.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#4000733
09/14/13 11:20 AM
09/14/13 11:20 AM
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Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 44 Alabama
Roll Tide
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trapper
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Posts: 44
Alabama
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I am as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
He’s about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand.
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
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