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Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015413
12/08/23 03:34 PM
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You know why farts smell?-----So other people can enjoy them too.

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015415
12/08/23 03:40 PM
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wet ones aint so bad as the lumpy ones.


Water is good for two things, Floating Ships and making Beer.
Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015431
12/08/23 04:16 PM
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All of the methane they cry so much about is really not farts. It is the gasses from them chewing their cud and releasing the gasses through pretty much burps.

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: teepee2] #8015440
12/08/23 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by teepee2
You know why farts smell?-----So other people can enjoy them too.


So the deaf can appreciate them


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015468
12/08/23 05:24 PM
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I just wish I could still trust a fart, js

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015474
12/08/23 05:36 PM
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If you learn to trust one, you can get rid of the Bounty. You do know trust is an earned condition. Or is that a learned condition. grin

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015670
12/08/23 08:53 PM
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One cow said to the other cow... here pull my hoof...

Garry-


“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Have been trapping 77 years…
Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015711
12/08/23 09:26 PM
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I just farted.

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015713
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A fart in church is never not funny. laugh

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015721
12/08/23 09:29 PM
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If a cow farts alone…. Does he laugh all by himself?

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015746
12/08/23 09:46 PM
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Dog farts are funny.

Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Mando] #8015783
12/08/23 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mando
Dog farts are funny.



My dog looks around like what was that?


Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!

Jerry Herbst
Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015787
12/08/23 10:24 PM
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I just spent a week in a hotel room with 2 dogs and the room REAKED of dog farts when we left. It was horrible. I felt sorry for the housekeeper.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Questions about farts. [Re: Broomchaser] #8015855
12/08/23 11:49 PM
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