Questions about farts.

We know how gassy vegans are. They want us to quit eating meat and dairy and enjoy a vegan lifestyle to cut down on cow farts that are causing "climate change".

How are our farts any better?

Why don't cows laugh when another cow farts?

Because only bull farts are funny

LOL!

well, to start...their plan IS to set the stage for a LOT less people, here on "Gaia"...less cows, less people; more for them and their Chosen Ones.

Cows simply refuse to admit that farts are funny.

They do!

Topic of the year lol

Out of left field!! love it! Enjoy the day trappers!

Are farts supposed to have lumps.??

I surprised they don’t just explode I’m talking about the Vegans not the cows. Try some sugar free foods over the holidays like brownies, cake or candies and you will see why vegans are so miserable.

Cows are just (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) because they can't say pull my finger. In fact, they cannot even say that's what she said or mo better! Sucks to be a cow I guess.

Not sure but I Baked some mini tacos at deer camp I bought at Dollar General and I personally raised the earths temp a couple tenths on Wednesday

Oh yeah- Tex Mex can sometimes peel paint if the wall!

Tofu is beans.

Why is it after my having caught, skinned and put up rats my farts smell like rats?

In my family, we always blamed the dog!

Yeah, and then set off the smoke alarm.

Rickey

YES! I thought I was the only one that had observed this. What scientific principle is involved here?

Just for starters, I'd say stop licking your rats and huffing their glands. Daggum deviants anyway.

Don't put up skunks

You know why farts smell?-----So other people can enjoy them too.

wet ones aint so bad as the lumpy ones.

All of the methane they cry so much about is really not farts. It is the gasses from them chewing their cud and releasing the gasses through pretty much burps.

So the deaf can appreciate them

I just wish I could still trust a fart, js

If you learn to trust one, you can get rid of the Bounty. You do know trust is an earned condition. Or is that a learned condition.

One cow said to the other cow... here pull my hoof...

Garry-

I just farted.

A fart in church is never not funny.

If a cow farts alone…. Does he laugh all by himself?

Dog farts are funny.

My dog looks around like what was that?

I just spent a week in a hotel room with 2 dogs and the room REAKED of dog farts when we left. It was horrible. I felt sorry for the housekeeper.