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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/14/13 02:22 PM
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He aint worth a pinch of CHIT. Can't swing a dead cat around without hittin a __________. Nuttier than a squirrel turd. He couldn't pour "urine" out of a boot with the directions on the heel. Uglier than a hunk of homemade soap.
Last edited by Meatstick; 09/14/13 02:23 PM.
2013-2014 Goal OSTA Coon 0/40 Coyote 0/15 Fox 0/20 Otter 0/2 Sasquatch 0/3
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/15/13 12:03 AM
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Roll Tide
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He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.
He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/15/13 12:42 PM
09/15/13 12:42 PM
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Ugly as a mud rail fence
Shes so fat that when she square dances the band skips
Shes so fat that when they pierced her ears gravy came out Ugly enough to make a coal train take a dirt road
Got a arse on her that looks like 2 puppys fightin in a flour sack
Should I keep going?
Earth first, we'll trap the others later!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/15/13 01:06 PM
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Stand a better chance gettin a flamin red hot poker up a greased wildcat's arse than.....
Earth first, we'll trap the others later!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/15/13 01:54 PM
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Meatstick
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It's so dry, I caught a catfish with a tick on it.
2013-2014 Goal OSTA Coon 0/40 Coyote 0/15 Fox 0/20 Otter 0/2 Sasquatch 0/3
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/15/13 01:55 PM
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I'd rather dig a rusty fish hook outta my eye.
2013-2014 Goal OSTA Coon 0/40 Coyote 0/15 Fox 0/20 Otter 0/2 Sasquatch 0/3
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/15/13 09:51 PM
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Tryin to get him to understand is like tryin to nail jelly to a tree.
When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
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