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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997522 09/12/13 02:31 PM 09/12/13 02:31 PM
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 0 Kentucky, US B bigpuddin43 trapper
bigpuddin43 trapper B Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 0 Kentucky, US	He was all over that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997524 09/12/13 02:34 PM 09/12/13 02:34 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	that winds blowing like your aunt betsy in the back seat of the school bus,,,my uncle really said that lol AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997529 09/12/13 02:36 PM 09/12/13 02:36 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	she so ugly her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997533 09/12/13 02:40 PM 09/12/13 02:40 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	that peace of woods so hard a cat couldnt scratch it! AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997535 09/12/13 02:41 PM 09/12/13 02:41 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	it snowed deeper than a 6ft indian standing on a fence post AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997541 09/12/13 02:46 PM 09/12/13 02:46 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	i swear he was blacker than coal sut AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997546 09/12/13 02:47 PM 09/12/13 02:47 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,144 louisiana K Kirk trapper
Kirk trapper K Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,144 louisiana	Dumber than a box of rocks couldnt hit the side of barn from the inside with the door closed They are some scared you couldnt melt and throw them on it Why dont you go to the store and buy your self some bussiness so you can stay out of mine Last edited by Kirk; 09/12/13 02:55 PM.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997549 09/12/13 02:51 PM 09/12/13 02:51 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa wacotrapr trapper
wacotrapr trapper Joined: May 2011 Posts: 504 kentucky,usa	lol my dad use to say that second one Kirk.. its hotter than a three peckered billy goat in here AKA "Stoney"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997582 09/12/13 03:28 PM 09/12/13 03:28 PM
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 16 Sussex, VA V vahowler trapper
vahowler trapper V Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 16 Sussex, VA	He's as lost as last years easter egg He's as useless as teets on a boar hog

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997590 09/12/13 03:36 PM 09/12/13 03:36 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,907 eastern WV R Ridge Runner1960 trapper
Ridge Runner1960 trapper R Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,907 eastern WV	he's so dumb, he couldn't yell ya whether Christ was crucified or shot in the @$$ with a B-B gun can't tell $hit from applebutter so ugly if she pulled her teeth she could go trick-or-treating as an arsehole so ugly she would scare the dark outta the closet beauty may be skin deep, ugly goes all the way to the bone her butt is so big we tattooed "goodyear" on it and flew her all around Daytona beach during bike week RR

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3997841 09/12/13 05:53 PM 09/12/13 05:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4 putnam co. n.y. H HMTrapper trapper
HMTrapper trapper H Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4 putnam co. n.y.	feelin like a one legged man in a butt kickin contest

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998007 09/12/13 07:42 PM 09/12/13 07:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 45,548 james bay frontierOnt. B Boco trapper
Boco trapper B Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 45,548 james bay frontierOnt.	She's got hair where people dont even have skin. That guy would bang a snake if someone would dig a hole for his nuts. Forget that fear of gravity-get a little savagery in your life.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998019 09/12/13 07:47 PM 09/12/13 07:47 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 59 West Pennsylvania S Sparks trapper
Sparks trapper S Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 59 West Pennsylvania	hotter n a 2 dollar pistol Take a Kid Trapping,Fishing or Hunting we need their help and they need ours

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998022 09/12/13 07:48 PM 09/12/13 07:48 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 59 West Pennsylvania S Sparks trapper
Sparks trapper S Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 59 West Pennsylvania	hotter than a half F***** fox in a forest fire Dumber than a sack o wet hammers Take a Kid Trapping,Fishing or Hunting we need their help and they need ours

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998033 09/12/13 07:54 PM 09/12/13 07:54 PM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,148 NC - Here there and everywhere C coondagger2 "Brat"
coondagger2 "Brat" C Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,148 NC - Here there and everywhere	Brick layin's an art! Some art not to be doin it!! Gotta live up to the nickname...

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998037 09/12/13 07:56 PM 09/12/13 07:56 PM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,148 NC - Here there and everywhere C coondagger2 "Brat"
coondagger2 "Brat" C Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,148 NC - Here there and everywhere	Forgot a good one! That CHEVY can't pull a golfball out of a waterhose! Gotta live up to the nickname...

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998115 09/12/13 08:35 PM 09/12/13 08:35 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 374 virginia F furslinger trapper
furslinger trapper F Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 374 virginia	A favorite of mine Face was redder than a possums arse in pokeberry season

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998123 09/12/13 08:42 PM 09/12/13 08:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 6 n.c. 8 8675309 trapper
8675309 trapper 8 Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 6 n.c.	my hemmeroids itch so bad I could scratch them wit 2 hands full of fish hooks

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998176 09/12/13 09:01 PM 09/12/13 09:01 PM
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 14 north west missouri G G-Trapper trapper
G-Trapper trapper G Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 14 north west missouri	crazy as a chit house rat. The more I do,The more I learn to love what I do. coyote(0)fox(0)coon(43)bobcat(0)badger(0)muskrat(o)beaver(0)opossum(2)mink(0)

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3998295 09/12/13 09:45 PM 09/12/13 09:45 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,312 Montana USMC47 🦫 OP trapper
USMC47 🦫 OP trapper Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,312 Montana	I never thought this thing would go 17 pages. Holy smokes...I gotta print these out. No, not "pimp" them out...print... The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. www.derricks-nm.com

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