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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3991366
09/09/13 01:36 PM
09/09/13 01:36 PM
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Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 26 Delaware
RJCooper
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trapper
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Posts: 26
Delaware
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Boy, I can smack a knot on your head a calf could suck.
I believe in God. Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3991423
09/09/13 02:19 PM
09/09/13 02:19 PM
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,979 Alaska
Hupurest
"Andy S wannabe"
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"Andy S wannabe"
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,979
Alaska
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USMC's wife told me when they make whoopie he has to be on the bottom, cause all he can do is screw up.
I'll take wolves over idiots any day.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3991458
09/09/13 02:43 PM
09/09/13 02:43 PM
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Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 403 Ouachita Mtns, Arkansas
Arkiefur
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trapper
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 403
Ouachita Mtns, Arkansas
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He's knee-walking drunk
He's drunker than a boiled owl
Shining like a diamond in a goat's azz.
Prettier than a speckled pup.
weaker than a fart in a whirlwind.
If atheists don't believe in God, why do they get upset when people pray to him?
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3991523
09/09/13 03:13 PM
09/09/13 03:13 PM
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Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 19 Alabama
Nothin2prove
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trapper
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 19
Alabama
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That girl is Finer than frogs hair
That price is higher than Giraffe p****
Telling some see later" keep your gown down"
"Eat a beaver save a tree"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3991774
09/09/13 06:02 PM
09/09/13 06:02 PM
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Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 1 ashland co. ohio
bentbarrel
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trapper
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 1
ashland co. ohio
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The dog would've caught the rabbit IF he hadn't stopped to schit
always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.that will teach you to keep your mouth shut- ernest hemingway
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/09/13 06:43 PM
09/09/13 06:43 PM
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trapCzecher
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trapCzecher
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Colder than an old hooker's heart.
I'm just a man with two shoes.
Faster than a prom dress comes off.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/09/13 06:49 PM
09/09/13 06:49 PM
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 36 York County, Pa
howlNmad
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trapper
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 36
York County, Pa
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tighter than a snakes arse crossin a salt mine
crunch crunch crunch, sniff, snap,--------THUMP!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3992119
09/09/13 08:51 PM
09/09/13 08:51 PM
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Joined: May 2008
Posts: 18 Rio, Wisconsin
Jordan Noyes
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trapper
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 18
Rio, Wisconsin
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I'm so hungry I could eat a child with chickenpox.
I haven't been so happy since the hogs ate my brother.
My great-granpa had quite a few good ones!
www.cooncannon.comWe're expanding, we've added 700+ trapping supplies recently, and counting!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3992200
09/09/13 09:24 PM
09/09/13 09:24 PM
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nay5
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nay5
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*pats fat belly***
fuller than a tick on a hound dog..
Last edited by nay5; 09/09/13 09:25 PM. Reason: humor
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