Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/24/13 09:10 AM
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bulldozerjoe
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I always tell my girlfriend......... You want to fly with the eagles and your stuck with a turkey..... gobble gobble
No matter how much money you make, always eat good🐠
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/24/13 10:27 AM
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jst
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My fav from Newfoundland;
Stay where you're at till I comes where ya're to
2013-14 Catches/Goals
Hopefully a few more than last year.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/24/13 11:55 AM
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Thirdwind
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My fav from Newfoundland;
Stay where you're at till I comes where ya're to Newfie here, i use this quite a bit. also use "the arse is gone right out of her" or as we say it, da arse is gone right outta er Shes gone bys, shes gone. where you longs to arse foremost I was told this as a kid while picking blueberries by my grandfather, "Don't pick the red ones, theyre green" figure that out...
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/24/13 12:31 PM
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beaverpeeler
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And of course from Oklahoma comes this gem: "Careful, your mouth is writing a check your arse can't cash".
My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/27/13 07:12 PM
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MnMan
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Good stuff.....I ain't laughed so hard since the pigs ate my little brother.
I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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G-Trapper
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he,s as use less as a rubber beak on a wood pecker.
The more I do,The more I learn to love what I do. coyote(0)fox(0)coon(43)bobcat(0)badger(0)muskrat(o)beaver(0)opossum(2)mink(0)
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/31/13 10:06 AM
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Better to be shot at and missed, than chit at and hit!
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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06/25/13 10:15 PM
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bass10
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I'm not racist I got four black tires and a color tv!
"The more people I meet the more I love my dog!"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/09/13 09:46 AM
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Darwin
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Busier than a cat covering up crap!
Locked up tighter than a bull's backside!
Tell me and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/09/13 12:26 PM
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1cav
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/09/13 12:30 PM
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Paul S
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"Tighter than a gnat's butt stretched over a wash tub"
"I'm just a Peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns!"
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