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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3810104
05/21/13 09:24 PM
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Posts: 23,679
New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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New Hampshire
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After a big fart.....speak O'L Toothless wonder !!!!!
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3810224
05/21/13 10:12 PM
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Posts: 66
Harrison County,Ohio
OHcoonskinner
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Harrison County,Ohio
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Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Coal Miner: I guess you could say I've got friends in low places.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3810362
05/21/13 11:21 PM
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Posts: 154
CONNEAUT LAKE, PENNSYLVANIA
BRONZEBACK
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Posts: 154
CONNEAUT LAKE, PENNSYLVANIA
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"It doesn't cost anything to pay attention"....What my friend told my other friend when he blew up his boat motor cuz he forgot to fill the oil tank...The funny part is that there were two gallons of oil in the boat!!!
"Life's Too Short To Put A Price On Fun"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3810391
05/21/13 11:42 PM
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mt
MT bowhunter
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mt
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It's so hot I just saw a coyote chasin' a rabbit and they were both walking.
I can't believe that cop put me in the back seat when I clearly called shotgun.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3811193
05/22/13 03:14 PM
05/22/13 03:14 PM
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Posts: 1,077
South Central Wisconsin
Nelly
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South Central Wisconsin
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This is one that my mother uses when someone is blessed (or cursed)with an over abundance of something.
He has more (of the item in question)than Carter has little liver pills.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. O Lord please don't let me be misunderstood.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3811380
05/22/13 05:13 PM
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Posts: 1,481
Kansas
kansaskoons
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Kansas
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Kiss me ole toothless one!
blind in one eye and cant see out of the other
waiting on the buffaloe grass........
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3811406
05/22/13 05:34 PM
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Posts: 2,172
chelsea,wi
keets
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chelsea,wi
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I don't know about you boys, but I'm hungry enuf to eat the ***hole out of a dead skunk
2021 goals....make time to trap
PROUD MEMBER WTA NTA FTA GOA SPORTSMANS ALLIANCE
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3811427
05/22/13 05:49 PM
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columbus, ny
Rathahunt
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columbus, ny
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shakin like a fat hooker on a cold nite
if its worth doin, its worth over doin.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: jstetter83]
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05/22/13 05:59 PM
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Montana
USMC47 🦫
OP
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OP
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Montana
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After a Fart: Say again lieutenant? Lmao. Keep talkin, sir, we'll find ya!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/22/13 06:10 PM
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CaptGus
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CaptGus
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I wouldn't take you to a dog fight, if you was defending champion.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/22/13 06:54 PM
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Posts: 42
NW PA
K. Sampson
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NW PA
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Gotta go, have a turd licking my underwear. (brother made that one up)
My credit's so bad they won't accept my cash.
I just had an idea to make easy money from reading another post-The portable turd.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3813739
05/24/13 08:02 AM
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Posts: 5,578
La Crosse, WI
Macthediver
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La Crosse, WI
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If your not the lead dog your view never changes.
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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#3813741
05/24/13 08:04 AM
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Posts: 5,578
La Crosse, WI
Macthediver
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La Crosse, WI
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Looks like Crap,Smells like Crap, Taste like Crap! it's probably Crap!
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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