Funnier than a fart in church.......on Christmas.

"No matter how hard you try you can't make apple butter outa horse crap"

That stuff is harder than superman's kneecap...
Grinning like a fox with a mouth full of yellowjackets...

if I dont see you in the future,I'll see you in the pasture

Bowed up like a 3 legged cat with diarrhea an no dirt to scratch in.

shoot low sheriff she's ridin a shetlon

Busier than a cat covering up crap on a marble floor.

Shaking like a bird dog crapping a log chain and dreddin' the hook!

That boy's got a lota quit in him.



Charlie

slower then a cat covering crap in the klondike.
you dont know coon crap from fancy candy.
does a bear crap in the woods?
Is a fifty pound squirrel fat?

We should vote on these, fun thread

It sticks out like a booger in a glass of milk

thicker than turds around a country school house in the springtime

slower than steam rolling off dogcrap at 20 below

stinks worse than a butter bean fart
hotter than a pistol in a mexican holdup
seen a better head on nickel beer (my uncle likes to use this when my aunt walks in the door...LOL)
havent seen you in a coons age
slower than molasses in wintertime

He's so tight, he would skin a flea for it's hide and tallow!

He's not worth the powder and lead it would take to kill him.

If brains were gun powder he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Colder that a witch's tittie.... In a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow

speaking of a not so smart muscle head.......He can lift a ton but can't spell it.

I can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

You guys love talking about poop.

Runnin like a cow on green pasture.

I'd drop him faster than a used condom on a dead end dirt road.

When she bent over it looked like two pigs fighting over a milk dud