Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 05:23 PM
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rinn69
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When they were passing out brains, you thought they said trains, and you said "Nah, I'll catch the next one" You're about as sharp as a bowling ball Black holes are brighter than you
Mike MSgt, USAF, Ret Gunsmith, EMT-B, Life Member: NRA & Iowa Trappers Assn
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 06:03 PM
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J Staton
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J Staton
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I'm so broke,I can't fart and get a scent. That's queer as a footballbat.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 06:36 PM
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Posts: 1,640 Warren co Mo
hrdtoflw
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If you balanced her brain on a razor blade, it would look like a bb on a four lane highway!!!
If your mind draws a blank, turn off the sound, because ya can't learn a thing if you're doin all the talkin
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 07:20 PM
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Posts: 2,176 chelsea,wi
keets
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don't just stand there like you're being milked
2021 goals....make time to trap PROUD MEMBER WTA NTA FTA GOA SPORTSMANS ALLIANCE
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 07:27 PM
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Posts: 3,907 eastern WV
Ridge Runner1960
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todays politicians are so crooked, they don't bury them, just screw'em in the ground when they die. If he ain't got the first dollar he ever made, he's got what he bought with it RR
Last edited by Ridge Runner1960; 05/18/13 07:33 PM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 07:44 PM
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Posts: 199 central Iowa
Dean Mitchell
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Busier than a man tying up sand with bailing wire. He don't know sheet from shoe polish till you look at his boots. He is so tight he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a pissant eat a bale of hay.
Dean Mitchell
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:01 PM
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Posts: 1,640 Warren co Mo
hrdtoflw
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Don't stand there like a cow looking at a new gate.
If your mind draws a blank, turn off the sound, because ya can't learn a thing if you're doin all the talkin
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:03 PM
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Posts: 14,312 Montana
USMC47 🦫
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I think this is the best.....after an emergency trip to the toilet....
Sorry, Paul...the dollar signs didn't quite cover it enough. I'll be more tasteful. Butt opened up like a 50 cent suitcase.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:24 PM
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Posts: 23,720 New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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He's so cheap...he wouldn't spend a nickel to see an earthquake.
It hotter than Tobeys a$$
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:27 PM
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Posts: 23,720 New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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It's so foggy out...the birds are walking !!!
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:32 PM
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Posts: 9,947 Central Pa. 62
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"Mr. Sensitivity"
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"Mr. Sensitivity"
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Sweating like a pregnant Nun going to confession.
Life always offers a second chance. It's called Tomorrow
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:33 PM
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Posts: 23,720 New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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We're off....like a prom dress
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 08:38 PM
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Posts: 1,969 alabama
hoho
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His truck wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats arse!
Hohos quality predator baits
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