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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 01:50 PM
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Don Adams
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As the long tailed monkey said after the train ran over it "It ain't long now" He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in room full of rocking chairs. Can't hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun even if he was standing in the middle with doors shut.
Last edited by Don Adams; 05/18/13 01:52 PM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 01:56 PM
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Posts: 1,639 Warren co Mo
hrdtoflw
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He was on my butt like a short overcoat
If your mind draws a blank, turn off the sound, because ya can't learn a thing if you're doin all the talkin
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 02:11 PM
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trapCzecher
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trapCzecher
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That dog didn't get beat with an ugly stick, the whole dang tree fell on him.
Sliperier than owl poop on a wet limb.
He is so tight that when he holds a nickle the buffalo screams.
Deed-N-double. (It means indeed twice that I agree with what you said)
Slower than a dead turtle.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 02:58 PM
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Posts: 892 Ozarks of Missouri
BaldKnobber1
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All hat, no cattle.
Rainin harder than an old cow pissin on a flat rock.
Wish in one hand and shxt in the other and see which one gets filled the fastest.
Couldn't pour pisx out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Doesn't know his xss from a hole in the ground.
Colder than a witch's tit.
As useful as a mud fence.
Makes about as much sense as a bag full of left handed hammer handles.
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
As scarce as hen's teeth.
Runnin' around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Hornier than a three peckered billy goat.
Tired as a dollar whxre on nickel night.
Harder than Chicken's lips.
Ugly enough to scare buzzards off a gut wagon.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 03:23 PM
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BuckNE
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Hooked up like two beagles.
I haven't seen Democrats this mad at Republicans since we ended slavery.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 03:25 PM
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BuckNE
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"Dirk Studmuffin"
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When she was walking away it looked like two puppies fightin' in a pillow case.
I haven't seen Democrats this mad at Republicans since we ended slavery.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 03:32 PM
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Posts: 15,551 Nebraska
BuckNE
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"Dirk Studmuffin"
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I ain't skeered of nuthin' but spiders and dry counties.
I haven't seen Democrats this mad at Republicans since we ended slavery.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 03:51 PM
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Bryce Hartzog
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Ain't seen a smile like that since Captain Hook wiped with the wrong hand. :0)
Anything worth doing half way, is Not worth doing at all...
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 04:11 PM
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Old man
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She's not the brightest bulb on the tree but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer either .
The older I get, the better I was.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/18/13 05:07 PM
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Posts: 3,299 Ontario, Canada
slydogx
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Louder than 2 skeletons screwin' on a tin roof.
Meaner than a pit bull chewing a hornet's nest.
It's colder than a whxre's heart.
After a nasty fart -- "Better throw some toilet paper on the ground and call that one a krap"
Just happy to be here.
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