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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4000885
09/14/13 02:22 PM 09/14/13 02:22 PM
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 5
Ohio
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Ohio
He aint worth a pinch of CHIT.
Can't swing a dead cat around without hittin a __________.
Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
He couldn't pour "urine" out of a boot with the directions on the heel.
Uglier than a hunk of homemade soap.

Last edited by Meatstick; 09/14/13 02:23 PM.
2013-2014 Goal OSTA
Coon 0/40
Coyote 0/15
Fox 0/20
Otter 0/2
Sasquatch 0/3
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4000977
09/14/13 03:38 PM 09/14/13 03:38 PM
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 0
Central MN
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Central MN
Going along at the speed of smell!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001070
09/14/13 05:25 PM 09/14/13 05:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 725
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These have probably already been said but I don't have time to read through all 17.5 pages.

If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.
Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001436
09/14/13 10:02 PM 09/14/13 10:02 PM
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Central MN
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Central MN
So skinny he looks like a 2x4 with nipples.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001464
09/14/13 10:18 PM 09/14/13 10:18 PM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,801
S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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He might be skinny but....

He aint As Busy as a one armed paper hanger......

Wind watch. http://hint.fm/wind/
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/jerkubeefmak3
http://www.michiganoutofdoorstv.com/shows.cfm
http://earth.nullschool.net
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001624
09/15/13 12:03 AM 09/15/13 12:03 AM
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 44
Alabama
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Alabama
He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.

He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001859
09/15/13 08:56 AM 09/15/13 08:56 AM
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Posts: 760
Ohio
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Ohio
Dealing with Obama is like trying to shave a squealing little piglet--- Putin
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4001902
09/15/13 09:22 AM 09/15/13 09:22 AM
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Posts: 23
The crown of Nebraska
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The crown of Nebraska
If it's a smokin, it's a cookin'. When it's black it's done! (Unfortunately, that's how my dad believed steak should be cooked!:( )

It's so dry the grasshoppers refuse to spit.

Are you going to fish or just cut bait?
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002200
09/15/13 12:33 PM 09/15/13 12:33 PM
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Posts: 3,903
eastern WV
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so skinny ya could use them to witch water with
skinny enough to lay in the shade of a clothesline
so skinny ya couldn't hit her with a handful of corn
so poor ya hafta pour muddy water in their arse to keep from seein through them
don't get me started on fat quips!
RR
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002209
09/15/13 12:42 PM 09/15/13 12:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 6
Douglas, WY
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Douglas, WY
Ugly as a mud rail fence

Shes so fat that when she square dances the band skips

Shes so fat that when they pierced her ears gravy came out

Ugly enough to make a coal train take a dirt road

Got a arse on her that looks like 2 puppys fightin in a flour sack

Should I keep going?

Earth first, we'll trap the others later!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002225
09/15/13 01:00 PM 09/15/13 01:00 PM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,801
S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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I like the band one...gotta remember that one.

Wind watch. http://hint.fm/wind/
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/jerkubeefmak3
http://www.michiganoutofdoorstv.com/shows.cfm
http://earth.nullschool.net
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002232
09/15/13 01:05 PM 09/15/13 01:05 PM
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Posts: 93
minnesota
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minnesota
you would have better luck trying to jac- --f a bobcat in a telephone booth then messing with me
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002233
09/15/13 01:06 PM 09/15/13 01:06 PM
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Posts: 6
Douglas, WY
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Douglas, WY
Stand a better chance gettin a flamin red hot poker up a greased wildcat's arse than.....

Earth first, we'll trap the others later!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002286
09/15/13 01:54 PM 09/15/13 01:54 PM
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Posts: 5
Ohio
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Ohio
It's so dry, I caught a catfish with a tick on it.

2013-2014 Goal OSTA
Coon 0/40
Coyote 0/15
Fox 0/20
Otter 0/2
Sasquatch 0/3
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002288
09/15/13 01:55 PM 09/15/13 01:55 PM
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Posts: 5
Ohio
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Ohio
I'd rather dig a rusty fish hook outta my eye.

2013-2014 Goal OSTA
Coon 0/40
Coyote 0/15
Fox 0/20
Otter 0/2
Sasquatch 0/3
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002615
09/15/13 06:47 PM 09/15/13 06:47 PM
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Posts: 760
Ohio
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Ohio
I ca't hep it, ah ain't had no fetchin up.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002625
09/15/13 06:53 PM 09/15/13 06:53 PM
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Posts: 753
Gate City, VA
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Gate City, VA
Son, never saddle a dead horse.

Sgt Army 2007-13
OIF/OEF
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https://www.etsy.com/shop/McClainLeather?ref=hdr_shop_menu
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4002972
09/15/13 09:51 PM 09/15/13 09:51 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Tryin to get him to understand is like tryin to nail jelly to a tree.

When Christ died, he died for you individually just as much as if you had been the only person in the world.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4003558
09/16/13 10:19 AM 09/16/13 10:19 AM
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Ohio
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Ohio
If it will take a shine, shine it, if it will hold and edge sharpen it.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #4112263
11/13/13 07:19 AM 11/13/13 07:19 AM
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Montana
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That'll wake you up like peeing on an electric fence

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

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