“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.” George Bernard Shaw.

Anybody else have any ones about growing old.

"Growing old isn't for sissies."

I used to worry about wet dreams...now I worry about wet farts.

"I ain't so pretty in my night dress now am I sonny?" It must have been around 7pm and she answered the door knowing us. This was an elderly women when my dad and I dropped off home grown vegetables to a 2nd generation German women when I was a young.

I used to ask my grandpap if he was tired…he said “I used to get tired, now I just STAY there”

"........... beats the alternative"

I'd sooner be over the hill than under it.

Wear your age like a badge, not everyone made it to your age.

What doesn't make you stronger kills you.

Im not over the hill yet but I got a clear view of the valley.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. :-)

Hey now.........

. . . Truth :-)

I cannot deny..

I’m in the fourth quarter of my life. I don’t want the two minute warning to come just yet.

What don't hurt, don't work.




Charlie

I inherited my grandfather's hairline. It's near about all the way to where my hairy back starts now.
He used say, "More face to warsh, less hair to comb." Always the optimist, he was.

The older the buck, the harder the horn!!!

bringit

I call BS.