Well folks, we are in some strange times. since the current brainless idiots have been in office we down here, and I am sure our northern patriots are in the same position. have had to implement the Redneck inflation reduction act. That, in short, meant, squirrel season is open year round. Deer season officially or unofficially opened on July 5th. Due to drought and extremely high daytime temps night hunting has been implemented as the norm. All daytime hunting is now off limits due to the potential of starting a wildfire. Hunting hours are from 2200-0600 hours. It is on the you better darn well eat if if you kill it system. anyone caught in the act of wanton waste will be beat to death with the front legs of a deer. In public. and televised. Since the implementation of this program, we have seen a drastic reduction in cattle rustling. However the ethnic folk related to the NAPA group are continuing their thievery. Gov. Abbott is about to sign an executive order in which surplus funds will be paid out to any law abiding citizen who can bring in any and all NAPA folk stealing and anyone affiliated with the Current DC admin, should any of those lying fools come to the Lone Star state. It is rumored that if Camel Toe Harris shows up on the border, she is worth a $100,000.00 dollar voucher to any Texas based grocery Chain. HEB comes to mind. Furthermore, anyone caught rustling cattle or other livestock shall be shot or beat to death on sight. No questions asked. Most of these are missing teeth and have Nazi tattoos on them. We dont even bother collecting rewards, we just remove them from the gene pool. most are missing teeth and have really bad rectal disorders due to inbreeding and too much time in the pen. most smell of prison soap and Dapper Dan hair grease.

I wish this country had 10,000 more border patrol guards like you, Dave. On active duty.

Crime and illegal aliens would all be gone....

Maybe 30,000 more would be a better number sister Sharon. The first thing would be to put sniffy and camel toe in the Rio Grande on embedded posts, secured so there is no escape and make them watch the most active crossing locations. Mayorkas tied up right next to them for good measure. And then Pelosi, Schiff, AOC, Turban head, and the rest of that manure brained bunch.

That would be entertaining !

You and I know, we can come up with much more effective ideas for them ... one of mine entails a Huey chopper...

Alas, we cannot state our other splendid approaches using them....not on an open forum, anyway ...but what you stated here is a fun beginning...

yes maam it sure is.

If these beatings will be televised, I suggest Pay Per View. I would pay to watch that!