Re: My wife asked
[Re: randall brannon]
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Should have added an Ex-Lax candy bar for desert!
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Re: My wife asked
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08/22/23 09:34 PM
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Evidently my buddys wife and my wife went to lunch today. When she came home she asked me did you really do that?? Then she told me what Debbie told her that Dave my Buddy told about. Let me clarify what I did. When I was working Underground we used to drop on Friday and come back up Sunday Night or Monday Morning. Well, I had a fire Boss that used to go around and eat my lunches and then leave. I would come back to the Power center and no food for two and a half days. I cured him. The next weekend we had to work I fixed Two Lunches. One I hid and the other I left on the Power center in my normal Roof Bolt Bucket that I used for a Lunch Box. That Lunch was Alpo and Cat food Sandwiches complete with Cheese Mustard lettuce and Tomatoes. When I got back to the Power Center with my crew to eat the Fire Boss made a smart comment about how my wife could not cook. I replied that My lunch my wife made me is over here. What you ate were Alpo and friskie sandwiches that I made just for you!!! Never again did he touch my lunches. My wife thinks that was Horrible and I think it was just a way to teach someone a lesson. shoot that is even edible when my wife worked for the phone company they had a break area with a couple fridges there was one guy who would stop off and buy a big mikes super subs sub sandwich for his lunch , they worked 2nd shift. the guy would mark his name on it even , well it got stolen a few too many times and he treated the sub with a heathy dose of laxatives they knew who ate it when he left work crapping him self
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Re: My wife asked
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08/22/23 09:43 PM
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I might have bought some ham let it get slimy then a day or two after it was good and slimy in the fridge the mix it with some fresh ham and add some extra mustard
I accidentally gave my oldest daughter the previous weeks ham on a Friday for her lunch in high school I didn't realize we were out of that weeks ham (we shop Saturday) and I was rushing to get kids out the door in the morning before work , coming out both ends her teacher had the office call me and bring fresh cloths and take her home for the day. luckily she made it to the bathroom before the explosion and the teacher came to check on her
it takes about 45 minutes to an hour to work but explosive.
and I like her it was a total accident.
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Re: My wife asked
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08/22/23 09:57 PM
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Should have added an Ex-Lax candy bar for desert! DANG!!! I never thought of that one!!!
God please keep they 19 fallen UBB miners out of trouble up there.
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Re: My wife asked
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08/22/23 10:14 PM
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Should have added an Ex-Lax candy bar for desert! DANG!!! I never thought of that one!!! I like to add something with lots of pepper to induce sneezing too.
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Re: My wife asked
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08/23/23 07:34 AM
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Evidently my buddys wife and my wife went to lunch today. When she came home she asked me did you really do that?? Then she told me what Debbie told her that Dave my Buddy told about. Let me clarify what I did. When I was working Underground we used to drop on Friday and come back up Sunday Night or Monday Morning. Well, I had a fire Boss that used to go around and eat my lunches and then leave. I would come back to the Power center and no food for two and a half days. I cured him. The next weekend we had to work I fixed Two Lunches. One I hid and the other I left on the Power center in my normal Roof Bolt Bucket that I used for a Lunch Box. That Lunch was Alpo and Cat food Sandwiches complete with Cheese Mustard lettuce and Tomatoes. When I got back to the Power Center with my crew to eat the Fire Boss made a smart comment about how my wife could not cook. I replied that My lunch my wife made me is over here. What you ate were Alpo and friskie sandwiches that I made just for you!!! Never again did he touch my lunches. My wife thinks that was Horrible and I think it was just a way to teach someone a lesson. LOL I had a huge snake curled up in my lunch box one day waiting for a sammich theif that happened to be deathly afraid of snakes.No ones sammiches ever went missing after that.
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Re: My wife asked
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08/23/23 08:25 AM
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I made sandwich with mouse in center covered with lettuce, worked great
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Re: My wife asked
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Evidently my buddys wife and my wife went to lunch today. When she came home she asked me did you really do that?? Then she told me what Debbie told her that Dave my Buddy told about. Let me clarify what I did. When I was working Underground we used to drop on Friday and come back up Sunday Night or Monday Morning. Well, I had a fire Boss that used to go around and eat my lunches and then leave. I would come back to the Power center and no food for two and a half days. I cured him. The next weekend we had to work I fixed Two Lunches. One I hid and the other I left on the Power center in my normal Roof Bolt Bucket that I used for a Lunch Box. That Lunch was Alpo and Cat food Sandwiches complete with Cheese Mustard lettuce and Tomatoes. When I got back to the Power Center with my crew to eat the Fire Boss made a smart comment about how my wife could not cook. I replied that My lunch my wife made me is over here. What you ate were Alpo and friskie sandwiches that I made just for you!!! Never again did he touch my lunches. My wife thinks that was Horrible and I think it was just a way to teach someone a lesson. shoot that is even edible when my wife worked for the phone company they had a break area with a couple fridges there was one guy who would stop off and buy a big mikes super subs sub sandwich for his lunch , they worked 2nd shift. the guy would mark his name on it even , well it got stolen a few too many times and he treated the sub with a heathy dose of laxatives they knew who ate it when he left work crapping him self I told the guy that I thought he would like it. My Dog does!!!
God please keep they 19 fallen UBB miners out of trouble up there.
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Re: My wife asked
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08/23/23 03:33 PM
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My dad had the same problem but didn’t know who it was. He had my mom bake a beautiful chocolate cake with as much ex-lax as she could get in it and brought it to work and put it in the fridge. Then he went around to every bathroom at the mine and removed every single roll of toilet paper from them. The cake went missing, and oddly enough that was the last time food was stolen from the break room fridge lol
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