Love our local LEO's for sending out this public service announcement.
Super Bowl Weekend Tips from the UCSO
Sheriff Cathey, along with the men and women of the UCSO, hopes that everyone is enjoying their Super Bowl Weekend. We would like to offer a few tips to our community that will help ensure a safe and memorable weekend for all those celebrating.
Tip #1: DO NOT DRIVE IMPAIRED!!!!!! Find a ride, call a cab, Uber, Lyft, or just ask a friend to take you home. The potential for you to harm yourself or others significantly increases when the reckless decision to drive impaired is made. Local law enforcement will be out on the roadways actively searching for and apprehending impaired drivers. Do not risk it!
Tip #2: Never arrive at the party empty-handed. Bring a snack or something helpful with you. If you are asked to bring the ice and cups, the host is politely telling you that you are a bad cook. Don’t let it hurt your feelings; I am sure you are an excellent conversationalist.
Tip #3: Center Spot or Recliner Rule: The center couch cushion or the only recliner located in the television viewing area is always reserved for the host. Please expect stern looks and silent judgment if you remain in this spot for an extended period of time without relinquishing your seat to the host.
Tip #4: Commercials Require Silence: Super Bowl commercials are part of the attraction and are not to be missed or talked over. The first violation will result in a stern finger shake toward the talker from the host. The second violation will result in the commercial talker being sent to the garage area for a time of reflection and thought. The third violation will result in you being politely asked to take your cups and ice and leave the party.
Tip #5: Double Dipping is Gross: Everyone’s favorite game-time snack is usually chicken wings. Most people like to dip their wings in some sort of sauce or ranch dressing. Don’t be the guest that double dips or you will be treated in the same manner as the commercial talker without the first two warnings. Before anyone asks (heavy sigh), COVID-19 vaccines do not give you a special pass to double dip; use your manners.
Tip #6: Remain Calm: If the team you have chosen to support suddenly begins to fail you in every way imaginable, please don’t take your anger out on other innocent viewers, household pets, or the television. We have contacted various officials, coaches, and professional athletic organizations and have learned that loud, angry screaming at the television by viewers in their homes is not actually heard, received, or considered by those coaching and/or playing in the game (we were just as shocked as you all to find out). If you find yourself in an angered state, take a deep breath, eat some wings, and enjoy the experience. Just keep an eye on the commercial talker; you may need to step in and address that situation.
Tip #7: Stretch First: When the halftime show comes on, keep in mind that you aren't as young as you used to be. While the music selection may take you back to yesteryear, don't let three minutes of dancing turn into three months of physical therapy.
Tip #8: DO NOT DRIVE IMPAIRED!!!!
As always, UCSO deputies are only one phone call away and will be out in our local communities day and night. Have fun and remember DO NOT DRIVE IMPAIRED. While we are at it, go ahead and lock your car doors as well.
