Ok, I'll try, lol.

He only hunts deer with a muzzleloader, so he went to the city to buy a muzzleloader tag. Along with his hunting, trapping and habitat stamps, it came to $55 so he had some money left, so he went to Dick's because he'd found some good deals there over the past 5 years, including his muzzleloader. So, when he went to Dick's to get his license, he found the Dick's employees to be inept. When they went to print out his license, the printer spit out 200 other licenses and he freaked out, thinking they were going to charge him for all of that. But, apparently the printer had not been working, and those 200 other licenses were licenses that others had paid for and not received.

So after he got his license he went out to the car and noticed it had no expiration date on it like it should, so he went back inside and talked to several people who had no idea what he was talking about (imagine that), until he found one that did, who then voided his first license and printed a second that did have a date. So then, he got to thinking about the poor soul that printed licenses for 200 people when the printer was jammed (I guess none of those 200 noticed they didn't get a license? lol) and said if he did something that stupid he would have just quit.

The last part of if is about how he likes shopping in the big city because there are more stores that sometimes have good deals, and he can sometimes get damaged items for free.... like cat litter and water bed conditioner.

There.... hope that helps lol.

Wow Yotetrapper, I’d of never got all that from the post. All I got was late for a muzzle!

Atl least it not about a mower

Well done sir. That makes way more sense. Maybe this year, when the kids turn in papers I can’t read, I’ll forward them to you. Thanks man.

Yotetrapper is a she for further reference.

I'm glad she spelled that out, I got parts of it but not completely.

What so hard read about my post ? Are use perfect ? I went into store to look around on trip town , lot stuff texidermy big animals an stuff in store , so what about 2 ND amendment ? They sell guns in store an cross bows, really idk less about them an 2 ND amendment , if they support it or not, if not, it not go change it, whatever as make no difference to me or effect me in any way at all , if does others, why should I care less at all , I don't , so some ppl don't know what they do as encounter this stuff in bigger towns all time, some are real good , others not, this only closet big outdoor store I know of , so I get license an hundreds license come printed out machine on floor, I ask if my name on the or what , I find out some idiot works there that don't know didley, hit pause button on license machine an hundreds of ppl never got license an they decide print out machine when I there , so I get license , look over an leave , in pickup in parklot , I check over again as where printed an cut off at in printer , have had writing missing on not legible on license past an notice the date an month on tag where u notch out at after harvest is not there, so went back store an after talking number employees , one finally see immediately what I talk about an print new license, new tag, this one ok an dnr charges $4.50 for reprint , I told him I want to see him write void on tag that no good an he does an show his superviser, so dicks has pay for $4.50 reprint , so also the hundreds of license that come out machine , I sure those ppl be back an dicks is go have pay $4.50 to reprint all those licenses that came out machine an were thrown in trash when I there? I think that whoever screw up there is go loose job

This could be a blessing is disguise for you Coonman!

Dicks might be hiring soon to replace that guy!

Nice job Ang!

Can you translate Biden's speeches too?

(I could see you in the box down in the corner of the TV like the person who does sign language for the deaf... "What this blithering fool is trying to tell us is that...")

Mike

Even I'm not that talented!

There is a differents in a guy not being real good at writing words down. And a guy not knowing what what he is saying .

Mike