The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Never play cards with a man named Ace
If ifs and buts where candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas (I think I learned that one here LOL)
Nothing happens until something happens... so let's make something happen

What your head lacks your feet or back have to make up for.

A ton of suspicion is not worth an ounce of evidence.

small minds are easily entertained

Harder than Chinese algebra.
Cheaper than an ex-wife or a drug habit.
When you get'm in the boat you gotta wack'm with the oar!

Takes a big dog to weigh a ton. I use that one a lot.

"When I hit midlife crisis, I figured I'd get either a boat or a girlfriend. My wife can't take half my money for getting a boat, so I got the boat."

Useless as tits on a boar.

I wish I could buy you for your IQ and sell you for your bodyweight.

If you don't stop thinking and start doing, you'll end up with a headache and nothing done!

Nothing gets done without doing!

God gave you two ears and one mouth. Use them in that proportion.

Smells as bad as the southbound end of a northbound skunk

If you aren’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes!

Nervous as a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

You can do anything with time and money, but seems you never have both at the same time. You can’t have youth and wisdom both.

Hard tellin not knowin
Colder than a room full of ex wives

Rumor travel half way round the world before the truth gets its pants on.

It's colder than a Mother-in-Laws kiss.

"Only pay for what you need."

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

Colder than a well diggers butt

Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
We came, we saw, we kicked its ***
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

the road to #377 is paved with good intentions////Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.