Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:


* If you spend the stimulus money at Costco, etc., the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in North America by:


(1) Spending it at a yard sale or thrift shop , or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating here.)


CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.

That's good.

In all seriousness, mine will be spent mostly in the form of cash to locals in the area. Or area restaurants.

You can buy USA made tools. I know they're expensive. But I like them.

Buy gift cards at temporarily closed local businesses if possible.

I'm putting mine towards a new roof on the house.

Spend the money but do not throw it away.

Mine will go towards paying taxes.How ironic.

What ballgame is going on?

I'm looking at a tree saddle for hunting and some SRT stuff

Iam donating mine back to the Trump Campaign

372xp baby

Suppressor or new gun.

Sounds like a good ol time.

..though I'd rather watch women's soccer or UFC/MMA

Mine will go towards siding on my garage.

you can also buy guns made in the USA with some US made ammo

piles of D&H mags from PSA they are made right here in Wisconsin.

Local Cheese and local wine

local beef & pork

maybe take your wife out for a fish fry , then to a high school foot ball game this fall , then go out for a day at the range with your new American gun with american ammo then head home for a nice dinner of cheese , wine and steaks on the grill.

your a lot less likely to catch something you would need Dr and 10 days antibiotics for or support athletes that act like babies

Sherrill tree had tefulbuger evos on sale for 300 bucks.

Suppressor for my predator gun and more K-9 extreme Jrs.

i'm tryin to talk the wife into buying her a new bucket for my skid steer.

Thermal scope, trapping supplies, good tires for your truck, buy local meat was a good one, vehicle repairs, gravel your driveway or camp roads lots of ways to keep it in the US.

PCR2 buy the new 572xp you will love it. Took the place of the 372xp