Woke up one morning about 20 years ago, went to the bathroom and peed on both sides of the toilet. Had one attached to the very tip. And yes I've heard every smart arsed remark in the book about it.

I see them memes about the possums eating ticks this guy was packing his lunch and dinner it was covered with them all over and it's still early in the season.

Maybe that country needs a good fire, I'm thinkin', to take care of the ticks for a while.

That's what it would take, les. It would also help clear some of the slash the loggers left behind. I'd be willing to bet our local moose population is down fifty percent from where it was five years ago. Nowhere near the sign or sightings we had.

Had the same thing happen to me. Caught a mink and handled it with my wool military glove liners and must have transferred one when I relieved myself. I should have never told anybody I still hear about it to this day......