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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: CoonsBane] #6479080
03/02/19 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CoonsBane
Why do men have nipples?

Hmm?

Guess they would come in handy iffn ya wanted to ha itve a sex change operation confused


swampgas chili and schmidt beer makes for a deadly combo

You have to remember that 1 out of 3 Democratic Voters is just as dumb as the other two.
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479087
03/02/19 11:14 PM
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I was 19 and could drink legal when I first saw them pants., tight on a women.


'What if a zipper failure"


"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: Pawnee] #6479101
03/02/19 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pawnee
I ponder why my boys can eat 6 scrambled eggs a piece, but if I fry them eggs they can can only eat 2 or 3.

Scrambled egg paradox!!


Because you can count fried eggs.


Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: trapper les] #6479112
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Originally Posted by trapper les
I was 19 and could drink legal when I first saw them pants., tight on a women.


'What if a zipper failure"


I never saw a pair of pants like that my life. You sure there might not be a correlation between not seeing them for the first time till you could legally drink when there actually was a women around?


Even a blind chicken gets some corn
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: rats4me] #6479122
03/02/19 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by rats4me
Originally Posted by trapper les
I was 19 and could drink legal when I first saw them pants., tight on a women.


'What if a zipper failure"


I never saw a pair of pants like that my life. You sure there might not be a correlation between not seeing them for the first time till you could legally drink when there actually was a women around?


Now just go easy there Rats.... you go talking correlatin and zippers on women’s jeans in the same thread and boss Paul is gonna ax this thread for sure and for certain.

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479131
03/02/19 11:47 PM
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Oh and by the way, how much exactly is a “tad bit”?

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

Jabless in Minnesota

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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479134
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lol I didn't go there osky just thought old Les may have had his beer goggles on hard telling what he saw. Les Was her name Lola?


Even a blind chicken gets some corn
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479140
03/02/19 11:58 PM
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Actually, I was working in the town my Dad's family came from, a place where the gene pool is quite shallow, and it was a distant cousin, about 20 years older than me. The women in that family all looked good in jeans. And she knew who I was way before I knew who she was. I never could date in that town...


"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479147
03/03/19 12:13 AM
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Here lately, I ponder...who'll stop the rain ???
Lol


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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479153
03/03/19 12:18 AM
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Me thinks someone has maybe been spending too much time at Shorty's.

Coyotes are on the move bucks.


"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon". Milton Friedman.
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479177
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If....a 10' x 10' area measures 40' around the perimeter and contains 100 sq. ft. why does a 8' x 12' area that measures 40' around the perimeter only contain 96 sq. ft....?

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479185
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Shouldn't matter tonite,..just my assertions....

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: jarentz] #6479210
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Originally Posted by jarentz
What did come first, the chicken or the egg!

Is it morally wrong to eat a chicken and egg biscuit? None of the biscuit places around here offer them together.

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: Marty] #6479211
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Originally Posted by Marty
I often ponder how awesome I am.... smile

A tragic waste of ponder, in my estimation...

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479247
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If everything has an end somewhere, where does space end? Of space ends, what's on the other side?

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: trapper les] #6479255
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Originally Posted by trapper les
Originally Posted by bucksnbears
Why do pants for the wimmins have zippers?

How come 30 years ago, some of them womens pant zipped all the way from front to back ?



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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479270
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Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: CoonsBane] #6479276
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Originally Posted by CoonsBane
Why do men have nipples?


They are delicate meterolgical insturments. . . To help you determine if it is hot or cold.

Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: Hodagtrapper] #6479282
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Originally Posted by Hodagtrapper
I ponder why "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing!?

confused

Chris

Or why Iceland is green and Greenland is all ice?


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Re: Can we have a ( ponder) thread? [Re: bucksnbears] #6479321
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Originally Posted by bucksnbears
Why do pants for the wimmins have zippers?


You're kidding right?

So a man will know how to get into them.


-Goofy-
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