Can we have a ( ponder) thread?

Quite sure we ALL wonder why things happen and how they happen.
My latest ponder occurred just a few minutes ago.
. Getting ready to jump in the shower and whilst looking in the mirror, noticed my belly button with a lint ball in it.
Seen it several times over the years. How can that happen? Pondering.
What you all ponder?

Bucks... Put down the Schmidt beer, you've had enough for the evening.

Osky

I ponder why "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing!?



Chris

If you repeat something, did you peat it first?

I was pondering just this morning how my old fleece lined Carhartt pants had shrunk to such an uncomfortable size
while they were residing in a secure drawer in my closet. Also, who came up with the word ponder, and why?

Zim

if Maxwell House coffee is good til the last drop.

whats wrong with that last drop??

“Slim Chance” and “Fat Chance” mean the same thing... but they’ll get different reactions from a woman!


Belly button lint is from your shirt moving around on your belly all day. The friction wears the fabric down and the slag, aka lint gets caugh in any depression. It’s like sanding a board with a hole in it.

I'll have to mull this over...………...

Busch light tonight Osky. And No!!. I'm pondering why you would ponder that?
What does shaving cream really do?
Edited too add. Osky, the way your mind wanders, we can give the thread " Fall Coyotes" a run for the most viewed thread ever

What did come first, the chicken or the egg!

I been driving slow and way to fast through areas that are posted to be speed controlled by radar. I don't think that it works

i'm pondering why would you Jump in the shower does it get you cleaner or good exercise

Where does the white go when snow melts?

The hairier your belly is, the more friction is produced against your clothing and the larger your belly button lint ball gets.

Keith

Lint gravitates to its biggest repository!,...it's kinda like messenger on the world wide web!

Well, I ain't telling!

What's a " hail of gunfire".

That's profound!

I often ponder how awesome I am....

I have always wondered how you unthaw something.

You should take more time pondering .

What is a hot water heater ??

I ponder why you say take a poop and really you are leaving it, I hope.

Pondering your belly button? You getting ready to go to college?

Jim

The scope of that ponder does take a while......

I hail of gunfire....back when they lobbed round balls in quite a curvy trajectory, I imagine.

Ponder...I cant seem to come up with anything.

Why do eggs come in flimsy cartons and batteries come encased in a plastic coating you have to cut open?

Thats an age thing I guess

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Well, I am more than halfway to 60.

I've been pondering just exactly why I cant poke a gun out of my truck window, laid across some pipe insulation for that purpose, and drill any domestic dog that I deem as chasing deer.

You can do that Les, just have to get over some inhibitions.

Zim

Why do pants for the wimmins have zippers?

Why Bucks I'll take that as a certain compliment.

Osky

I've been pondering on how the highway dept. gets the deer to cross at all the deer crossing signs they put up.

How come 30 years ago, some of them womens pant zipped all the way from front to back ?

And why did them pants go out of style ?

I've always pondered why auto manufacturers quit putting the headlight dimmer switch in the floorboard.

I ponder why my boys can eat 6 scrambled eggs a piece, but if I fry them eggs they can can only eat 2 or 3.

Scrambled egg paradox!!

Why do men have nipples?

I don't remember that?

Hmm?

Guess they would come in handy iffn ya wanted to ha itve a sex change operation

I was 19 and could drink legal when I first saw them pants., tight on a women.


'What if a zipper failure"

Because you can count fried eggs.

I never saw a pair of pants like that my life. You sure there might not be a correlation between not seeing them for the first time till you could legally drink when there actually was a women around?

Now just go easy there Rats.... you go talking correlatin and zippers on women’s jeans in the same thread and boss Paul is gonna ax this thread for sure and for certain.

Osky

Oh and by the way, how much exactly is a “tad bit”?

Osky

lol I didn't go there osky just thought old Les may have had his beer goggles on hard telling what he saw. Les Was her name Lola?

Actually, I was working in the town my Dad's family came from, a place where the gene pool is quite shallow, and it was a distant cousin, about 20 years older than me. The women in that family all looked good in jeans. And she knew who I was way before I knew who she was. I never could date in that town...

Here lately, I ponder...who'll stop the rain ???
Lol


Donnie

Me thinks someone has maybe been spending too much time at Shorty's.

Coyotes are on the move bucks.

If....a 10' x 10' area measures 40' around the perimeter and contains 100 sq. ft. why does a 8' x 12' area that measures 40' around the perimeter only contain 96 sq. ft....?

Shouldn't matter tonite,..just my assertions....

Is it morally wrong to eat a chicken and egg biscuit? None of the biscuit places around here offer them together.

A tragic waste of ponder, in my estimation...

If everything has an end somewhere, where does space end? Of space ends, what's on the other side?

Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?

They are delicate meterolgical insturments. . . To help you determine if it is hot or cold.

Or why Iceland is green and Greenland is all ice?

You're kidding right?

So a man will know how to get into them.

They don't have to worry bout getting something cought in them zippers like we do.Well,,,at least the women of yesteryear,,not too sure about today.

Here is, sort of, the answer to your question

“A smidgen is just a teeeenie, little bit…

3 smidgens make one pinch

4 pinches equals one little bit

4 little bits equal one midlin’ amount

3 midlin’ amounts equal one right smart and it takes 5 right smarts to make a whole heap.”

Do chickens get goose bumps?

Hobby when I was younger, if I wanted in a girls pants
I just bought them a drink.
The zipper was the last thing I was thinking about

Now I am pondering why I never thought of the pipe insulation idea.

Here I thought tad-bit was was about like a freckle??

Mac

Why do we hear the alarm go off? Shouldn't we hear it come on? And before you come to a complete stop, was the stop already there before you came to it?

Why are there so many "Slow Children Playing" along some streets?

Mac

Oh. Well ok then.
Reminds me of the way I cook.
Osky

Why do they call them apartments when they are side by side.

tastes like chicken---then eat chicken

Can a Vegan eat organic vegetables fertilized with cow poop?

Mac

are hemorhoids gods way of tellin us to get off our butts??

Can a guy have a HERnia, shouldn't it be a HISnea

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can we get those lady zipper britches back in style again?

Just asking.

Osky

Maybe they don't have to insulate a pipe in your locale .,lol.

I'm glad someone backed me up on that, I was starting to think I was just seeing stuff 'cause I was drunk.

Why some people say "clear as a bell" referring to weather and "crystal clear" referring to sound.

What "ish" is referring to time.

Do I have to use my turn signal if I'm already in the turn only lane??


Mac

jack and jill went up the hill,both with a buck and a quarter.

jill came down with 2.50--how did jack not see that comin??

If you don't know where you are going, will any road get you there?

Why does every one say "I have to take a pee" when you actually
"Leave a pee"

poop too-gross buggers

you ever try to getum back up

I haven't tried to wear girls pants, yet.

Fixed that for you.



Charlie

Try wrapping your minds around this ... there's more empty space in you than there is stuff. You certainly know that all matter is made up of atoms, like the Carbon atoms that make up most of the molecules of living things. The distance from the nucleus of an atom to the first level of electron orbits is equal to the distance between a peanut M&M on the 50 yard line in the middle of the football field and the first electrons would be a regular M&M in the nose-bleed seats in the upper level of the stadium. That's a whole lot of empty space in what we perceive as solid matter.

I ponder how Les looks so much older than I ,when I too was 19 when those women’s pants with the long zipper were in style?

That ponder is gonna put Osky' s mind into a tailspin

I don't believe I've pondered anything today?

I ponder how I could have led such a rough life, that you perceive me thusly, agewise, lol.

i pondered it was scary if les was pondering.

There has been a preponderance of pondering going on, fosho !

Les I find it ponderous why you and I are the only ones that can remember those pants from just 40 years ago !

Me too...they were a real eye opener . Even if it was a cousin.

"What is Jesus?"
"Unexplained Phenomena for $200, Alex."

Like Bob Seger Said: I remember, I remember, I remember !!!

w

Here's a disturbing ponderance......

Whenever you are in a crowded room or a crowded elevator, every time you inhale--that oxygen has already been in somebody else's body.......yuck.

The words I said when Pat showed me that picture are unacceptable on trapperman... please don't advocate for those to come back. There's just some places on the human body that should never have a zipper against them...

No, I truly remember the first time I got my hands on a pair of those and the lovely woman inside of them. I promise you she wasn't any cousin if you know what I mean.

Osky

Can you old Boars ponder something besides Betty Grable

Now that hurts.

Osky

If it my time to die should I sleep in the living room?

If thing are going south, should I go to Canada and what is wrong with the south?

The words I said when Pat showed me that picture are unacceptable on trapperman... please don't advocate for those to come back. There's just some places on the human body that should never have a zipper against them... [/quote]
Now that's funny. It does take a fairly raw woman to wear them.

Do pets name their owners?

Most cats probably name the owners Servant lol

I contemplate in an excogitate state of rumination musing in my meditation of cerebration.

we're all cerebrating on here as we pondificate, collectively speaking that is

Now that's funny. It does take a fairly raw woman to wear them.[/quote]

So your trying to say it was not my indefatigable charm and wit that made that lovely young lady want to forgo those zipper jeans so badly?
Or my shiney red Dodge Challenger and those oversize cans of Schmitz malt liquor?

Your just trying to be mean to me and hurt my repressed memory. Bullies.

Osky

Wow, all this pondering is rather disturbing. Or maybe to much beer. LOL

Beer n pondering go great together

Is extra extra virgin olive oil really better than plain extra virgin?

You have never wondered who was the first person to bring their brass monkey in? Or if some one really did and then really why???

Mac

Not true Osky, Not true at all, we are all taking a trip down memory lane thanks to you
even with a beat up Ford Fairlane and they all were lovely

Is wondering and pondering the same or is it Are wondering and pondering the same

May God's Grace bring Spring to His computer bound People

I had a green 2 door Fairlane before the Challenger.

Osky

Oohhh, nice...

Shouldn't "After dark" be light?

If a vessel to put things is called a jar and the thing that you open to enter another room is a door..... how can the door be a jar.

Dang. No one pondering?
Had a good one his a.m. but can't remember now

Ya never do any better ponderin
Than when your out ther wanderin.

Osky

And I would know.

Osky

YES YOU WOULD!

I always thought a ponder was a berm of dirt that stopped water, creating a really big puddle you could put fish in.

The audience arose with a hey-diddle-diddle
The night her jeans split down the middle

She needs some under armor, protection from the zipper and osky.

I often wonder if I wander to far will I ever get to where I want to and I wonder how will I know

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Now wait a minute! I promise you I had every respect and admiration for those wh could manage such apparel.

Osky

I've seen many wild animals breeding. Fast n hard. Do porcupines do that also?
I would guess slow n easy but I don't know?

To truly wander a destination is neither sought nor acknowledged. Every step teaches, every mile enlightens, every journey brings knowledge.
Pondering is a byproduct of Freedom.

Osky

Osky Very good point . So that means wandering ,wondering and pondering is a good thing, because it results in knowledge. Once in a while I will go for a walk in the woods and say that I am going where my feet take me .If I am ask where I am going I say I am going up the woods

While I've never seen it happen I have pondered this a time or two and I believe yes porkys do breed and the male is probably the most polite of all species

do ya fish in a ponder river?

I ponder what ever became of my old Fairlane ? A red “66” two door coupe, regular chick magnet ! Wish I had a picture of it so you guys could have a chuckle too !

When I was very young my parents took me to the Dr. The Dr told my parents I was half nuts. I took it as a compliment and was quite proud, yet my parents seemed upset. I'm pondering why they were upset.