It's been 6+ years so I guess that I'm either still in love or I have had several silent strokes. My money is on the silent stroke theory, just say'in. ANYWAY, The wife is working a third which (she is a supervisor) she rarely does, unless, as in this instance, it's to cover for another worker. So she goes to bed around 4pm and I decide to "pack her a lunch" I make her a turkey, lettuce and mustard sammich, (yup, gross but it was her request). Well, I can't send her off with only that so the menu is as follows:

1. Turkey lettuce and mustard sammich
2. Smoked (today) salmon fillet with crackers and hot sauce.
3. Smoked Gouda cheese for the leftover crackers
4. A sliced tomato with cottage cheese (seasoned of course)
5. An apple
6. A container that has dried figs, dates and salted almonds.
7. Two 6oz water bottles that I emptied out and filled with a homemade, cold cappuccino (double espresso shot) to give her a pick me up.


Oh yea, and a letter telling her that I love her and hope she has a good night.


Am I the husband of the year or what? Women, chime in, I need a pat on the back!


SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GUYS!

Sounds like your sucking up.

I need rescued.

Even though that is Not a lunch I would like, I give you congrats for probably knowing what your wife likes and packing those items for her lunch.

Good Job!!

Humph.... you wouldn't even like the letter? A hard woman to please here boys!

What a guy! ...what is he hiding

Well, if I told, I wouldn't be hiding it now would I?

Good job. I bet it didn't even come close to killing you to be so nice.

Good job.
330, he's trying to get that extra special gift on christmas night.

Well, to be honest, I treat my wife like a queen. She deserves it. She works hard and if I can provide a few "comforts", It's worth it. I married a good woman although, I reserve the right to bicker that point at any moment!

We know buddy.

What a nice gesture. Who did you have help write the letter?

Yo Momma!

usually, after being caught with another woman, I'll throw in a few hard boiled eggs!

I would most likely like the letter, assuming it sounded sincere.

Note - I posted my first response before you added the sentence about the letter you included. But truth be told, I am "a hard woman to please" :):):)

Odd...???? I just ain't feeling the love???????

go to bed

OK..... Nighty night

If you can get her to do 3 shifts on a regular basis, you could trap full time

i sent mine with homemade venison stew-just sayin.