The desk clerk in a hotel gets a call from an older lady staying in one of the rooms. "There's a man in the next building with his window shades wide open parading around naked as a jaybird!"

The desk clerk went up to her room, looked out the window, and said, "Lady, I don't see any naked man."

The lady said, "Well, you have to stand on that dresser, move the curtain aside, and take a look."

Many years ago I worked in the concession stand at a drive in theater. A female customer came in and was very upset and needed to talk to the manager. When he arrived she began to complain about the car with the steamed up windows and she couldn't see anyone watching the movie. She demanded the manager go to the vehicle and put a stop to it or at least evict them from the theater. When asked where the car was she stated two rows DIRECTLY behind her! It was all I could do to not laugh out load. Why wasn't she watching the movie herself?