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You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
#6189856
03/16/18 09:19 PM
03/16/18 09:19 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 9,670
se SD
rags57078
OP
Humorist
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OP
Humorist
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 9,670
se SD
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1) You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
4) You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6) Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9) Your junior prom offered day care.
10) You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
12) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
Off in my own world
Fish on !!!!!!!
47 years in this game of trapping
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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
[Re: rags57078]
#6189878
03/16/18 09:36 PM
03/16/18 09:36 PM
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Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 311
Wisconsin
bottomlot
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trapper
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 311
Wisconsin
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The average number of teeth in your family is one--- counting grandmas dentures.
He who dies with the most stories wins.
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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
[Re: rags57078]
#6190156
03/17/18 08:14 AM
03/17/18 08:14 AM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 17,043
Fredonia, PA.
Finster
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trapper
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 17,043
Fredonia, PA.
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The couch in your front yard is nicer than the one in your living room.
I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
[Re: rags57078]
#6190170
03/17/18 08:23 AM
03/17/18 08:23 AM
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
pcr2
"Twerker"
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"Twerker"
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
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PCR-potter county redneck and i want you to know i got a hundred on the test at the beginning of the thread.
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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
[Re: pcr2]
#6190362
03/17/18 12:36 PM
03/17/18 12:36 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 16,636
Oakland, MS
yotetrapper30
trapper
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trapper
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 16,636
Oakland, MS
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PCR-potter county redneck and i want you to know i got a hundred on the test at the beginning of the thread. Who's Potter Co. redneck 1?
~~Proud Ultra MAGA~~
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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
[Re: rags57078]
#6190382
03/17/18 01:16 PM
03/17/18 01:16 PM
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
pcr2
"Twerker"
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"Twerker"
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
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me before the big crash,had to reregister as such.Getting ready to head for dinner in Olean.ever been there??
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