Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 12:47 PM
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A friend once put a plastic car battery shell on my driveway filled with water and tipped it on it's side so the water ran out of it on my driveway. When I looked out the window in the morning and saw a battery on my driveway with what I thought was acid leaking all over I almost crapped....actually I was in my bathroom at the time so I really did (in the toilet this time).
I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 01:16 PM
02/13/18 01:16 PM
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Posts: 830 West coast of Iowa
iaduckhntr
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Put the sugar in the salt shaker and the salt in the sugar bowl. Nailed my sister with this one when was a kid, but dad didn't think salt in his coffee was to funny. Dennis
Old 8 toes~~ life ITA and NRA member Life in the fast lane is no place for a tricycle!
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 03:27 PM
02/13/18 03:27 PM
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Posts: 5,546 West Central MN
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Place a ball of window putty they use to seal car windows with on the tread of victims front tire. As soon as they start rolling the putty becomes more or less unremovable and throws the wheel out of alignment. The steering wheel shakes uncontrollably until the putty is warn off which could take awhile depending upon the amount applied. Doesn't hurt the vehicle any but really irritating for the driver.
Common sense is a not a vegetable that does well in everyone's garden.
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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02/13/18 04:31 PM
02/13/18 04:31 PM
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Posts: 864 St. Croix County, Wisconsin
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Jack the back of the truck up 1/8". Wish this would have worked on my dad. a couple friends and I did this to my dads truck. We called from a bar within view of his driveway and told him that a preety young thing was flashing her "talent" all over the bar. Seconds later he came out of the house, jumped in the truck. When the truck didn't move he wasted no time putting the truck in 4x4 jumping off the blocks and down the road.
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 06:06 PM
02/13/18 06:06 PM
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Another one about my coworker from NY city. 30 years ago saw an add in the local paper. It was for a coming out of the closet ( gay )potluck dinner. I wrote a letter using my coworkers name. Told them about being married with kids but needed to come out of the closet. Explained i was afraid to do so. asked if it would be made public who attended? Well the group putting on the dinner responded back to him. When his wife opened the letter and called to ask about it. He was confused for a moment wondering what was going on trying to convince her it was a mistake and not him. I could hear the one side of the conversation. He turned in my direction and i said is she calling about your dinner plan's. Then he knew what had happened. Now we both pranked each other all the time always trying to out do the other. This is what he did to me before my prank. I had gone out to the bars and hooked up with some girl ( i used to drink alot in my younger days) and had told him all about how i could not remember much about it. A few days later he has a buddy of his start calling me at work saying that i had been with his wife and he was going to blow my head off. He hatched this plan when a guy came in to work looking for me to tell me i had won a dbl Hatfield 20 ga shotgun. I had bought a raffle ticket from him at his gun shop. He told my coworker he would bring the gun and paper work to me in two days. My coworker had worked me up about this guy coming to blow my head off. All of a sudden my coworker comes to the back of the store telling me to run. He says there is some guy pulled a shotgun out of his truck and is coming the front. I dam near killed myself running out the back. He stood at the back door laughing and saying that it was a gun i had won in a raffle.
The bitterness of poor quality last a lot longer than the sweetness of low price
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 09:41 PM
02/13/18 09:41 PM
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Posts: 8,385 Firth, Nebraska
jabNE
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A thin layer of powdered sugar on the clean white sheets is great one. Boil the eggs and then put them back in the container and back in the fridge. Toast all the bread and then put it back in bag. Fill all the kitchen drawers with popcorn. Put small fine glittery confetti in the car heater vents. Put something on the toilet paper. Short sheeting the bed? Turn the fridge colder temp setting Saran wrap on the toilet is a great one Alum powder in the toothpaste tube Shoe black on the rim of the binoculars is a classic I love those little exploding loads in ciggarettes too. Don't forget to fill out the mail in requests for your buddies too. They will get all kinds of offers for new windows, siding, religious stuff, samples of stuff, etc.
Jim
Last edited by jabNE; 02/13/18 09:44 PM.
Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 11:11 PM
02/13/18 11:11 PM
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Posts: 1,759 east TN, USA
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If ya like em - grease your buddies rear tire, if ya don't like em grease the front tire( motorcycle). Here's one that'll take minute to tell, Suze told me not to do it but she laughed like heck when I did. Fontana, Ca, there are two TA truck stops there, just across the exit from each other. The back two parking rows are 'party row', the working ladies & gentleman that engage them are pretty much left alone as long as crime don't get out of hand. BUT, when party row is full and all the clients are satisfied the working ladies holler on the CB radio and then run out between trucks, jump on the passenger side of the customer's slow moving truck they have contacted and enter the truck. It's just funny, hot chick in a mini skirt & cowgirl boots running and jumping on a moving tractor/trailer. Well, me being me with my perverse sense of humor & with a not little malice from being woke up in the middle of the night from these working ladies wanting to know if 'I wanted a little company?'. So I greased the passenger door handle and step and hollered ' I be thru in a minute darlin, jump & sit' . They jumped and they sat, just not in the passenger seat. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying ;$8?;". Still cracks me up.
Not as bad as I could be, not as good as I should be.
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Re: let's hear them
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02/13/18 11:15 PM
02/13/18 11:15 PM
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Posts: 10,406 Northeast Oklahoma
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My Boss (now retired) had a friend who had just retired. A couple of the friends buddies ran an ad in the local shopper that said something like "Retired man is bored, looking for something to do. Call Joe at xxx-xxxx. Will roto-till your garden for free." His phone wouldn't stop ringing. One of the senior classes took a picture of the principal's truck and posted it for sale on Craigslist... At a really great price. And posted the school's office number as the contact. Mike
One man with a gun may control 100 others who have none.
Vladimir Lenin
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/13/18 11:22 PM
02/13/18 11:22 PM
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Posts: 5,546 West Central MN
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Fill a plastic trash bag about half full of styrofoam peanuts and tie shut. Place it in the dryer for about 5-10 minutes. Empty contents of bag inside victims vehicle. Statically charged peanuts will stick everywhere and making it extremely difficult to remove. Works better if they are in a hurry to go someplace....
Common sense is a not a vegetable that does well in everyone's garden.
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Re: let's hear them
[Re: adam m]
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02/14/18 12:13 AM
02/14/18 12:13 AM
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Rcates
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One of my personal favorites: i mashed a sheet of fiberglass insulation around in a buddy's sheets while he was on a date with a new girl and then disposed of it. Took catfish stink bait and smeared it on top of the fan blades in his house with a butter knife. They woke up itchy the next morning all full of regrets. He tore his house apart trying to figure out where that smell was coming from.
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