We're doing a squirrel removal job for a customer and so far we have removed three chipmunks.

The owner called the office today and his profanity laced call had to do with us taking away his pet chipmunks. Raised from birth!

So our technician calls back and gets the wife. "You don't have squirrels, you have invading chipmunks in your house."

"Well they've got to go. Sounds like we both need to have a long talk with that moron I married."

P.S. My wife said, "I'm not answering any more of his calls. He used God's name in vain with me." This stuff is hilarious!