Today my wife found an unopened bottle of a daily supplement called "Brainstrong". This is supposed to be clinically shown to improve memory.

So she asks, "Where did you get these from?"
To which I replied, "I've never seen them before in my life."
So she says, "Well I never bought them and they're expired so I'm throwing them out."
Me again, "Good idea. Why would we ever need something like that in the first place?"

So tomorrow, when I can't find half of the rabbit traps that I have out, you'll know the reason why. On the bright side, however, we get a lot of repeat business because I forget to send half of our customers their bills.

LOL

That is a good one Paul!!! LOL
I thought i was the only one that has a memory problem, now what did i do with that!!
I had it a minute ago!!

Dave

Not alone.

I started using a memory book and it worked great until I forgot where it is.

True story.

Good one Paul, Hits close to home for me...LOL!

I told them at Mayo when they asked what meds I took that I take Allegra for allergies and Ginko Biloba for memory , but I keep forgetting to take them.

The second thing to go is your memory, but then ...

you can't remember the first!

... This ain't where I parked my car ?????

Had a older gentleman come to me a few years ago to report his car stolen. Small town, maybe 2 blocks of main st. He went in the grocery store and the car was gone when he came back out. We were talking about it in front of the store when his car came back down the street. The gentleman had not parked his car. He had a friend drive him into town that day.

you think you have A problem,,,,,, Marijuana just became legal here...........