If we don't get at least one every other day, then the phone ain't workin. We have a standardized monologue for callers.
"Leave it alone. The mother is close. She'll pick it up tonight. If not, call us in the morning."
"I don't believe you; I'm sure it's abandoned."
"Well than you can be the first person to call us the morning in 25 years!"

We did have the local police call us about two fawns that needed a foster home. "Where is mom?" was our first question,
"She just got hit," was the answer. We only have a couple of people in the area with deer farm licenses.

We also have been getting a ton of them for the last couple weeks. One lady had a fawn in her garage ( for safe keeping ). Another had it in the trunk of his car, and wanted to know where to deliver it....The best was the owner of a contracting company. His guys were working about 60 miles away in Ithaca N.Y. , when they found a fawn on the jobsite. He instructed them to put it in the cab of the work truck, which they did, and bring it back to Syracuse with them. He knew it was abandoned,and wanted to know where to take it when they got back into Syracuse.
I have gotten tired of explaining to folks that what they have done is illegal,and to return the fawn where they found it and it will be fine.They will just continue to argue it has been abandoned and they know whats best for it. This year we found a new solution,that not only gets the fawn the help it now needs,but also gets the person possessing it the legal repurcussions they deserve. We politely give them the the phone number of the local Conservation Officer,and tell them to leave a message with your name, phone number, and explain exactly what you have done,and I promise they will contact you promptly to help you with that fawn.