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Bar Joke #3734217
03/30/13 10:42 AM
03/30/13 10:42 AM
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Posts: 1,995
1st civ. Div. Wood County Wi.
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Mike Flick Offline OP
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Mike Flick  Offline OP
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1st civ. Div. Wood County Wi.
Did you hear about the seal who walked into a club?.......

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3734314
03/30/13 11:38 AM
03/30/13 11:38 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 8,434
NWWA/AZ
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Posts: 8,434
NWWA/AZ
Frank Zappa....... "strictly Commercial....."


Slightly used Shoes 4 sale……………
Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3734357
03/30/13 12:04 PM
03/30/13 12:04 PM
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Posts: 30
south east michigan
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south east michigan
Tried to get a seal pull over made here in Michigan by my fur garmit making guy , he said he couldn't import them here . Guess I'll stick with beaver


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Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3734490
03/30/13 01:48 PM
03/30/13 01:48 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 284
southwest, VA
andyva Offline
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Posts: 284
southwest, VA
Three men walked into a bar.................the fourth man ducked.

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3736435
03/31/13 06:21 PM
03/31/13 06:21 PM
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 539
Missouri
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Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 539
Missouri
A dyslexic walks into a bra...


Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury
box, and the cartridge box.
Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3736520
03/31/13 07:19 PM
03/31/13 07:19 PM
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Smoky Mtns TN
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Smoky Mtns TN
Horse walks into a bar..........

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3736628
03/31/13 08:25 PM
03/31/13 08:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 539
Missouri
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Missouri
Why the long face?


Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury
box, and the cartridge box.
Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3736667
03/31/13 08:51 PM
03/31/13 08:51 PM
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Northeast Wisconsin
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Northeast Wisconsin
Hay bartender?



Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3737937
04/01/13 04:37 PM
04/01/13 04:37 PM
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mequon, wisconsin
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This one is older than I am; You can substitute anyone you hate at the moment.

Guy walks into a bar with a huge alligator.

Customer: "Hey bartender; do you serve Muslims in here?"

Bartender: "Yes, we do."

Customer: "great, I'll have a beer and give my alligator a Muslim."

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3738236
04/01/13 08:05 PM
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Smoky Mtns TN
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Smoky Mtns TN
Two trappers were sitting in a bar bragging on how who can endure the most pain. One trapper said "I had my teeth pulled without whiskey". The other said "I had to poop and set my nads in a beaver trap!" Man that had to hurt say's the other trapper. Not till I got to the end of the chain he replied

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Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3738352
04/01/13 08:48 PM
04/01/13 08:48 PM
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Posts: 30
St. Louis area
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St. Louis area
Jeff, did you study English grammar at the Pesky Institute?


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Re: Bar Joke [Re: Dave Schmidt] #3740604
04/03/13 12:00 AM
04/03/13 12:00 AM
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Frankfort, Ky. USA
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Frankfort, Ky. USA
Guy walks into a bar tells the bar tender last night he got so drunk he blew Chunky. Tender says it happens to all of us sometime. He says you don't understand chunky is my dog!


Sleep'n with an animal..I can help.
Do not use both feet when testing the depth or temperature of the water
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Paul Brooker
Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3743248
04/04/13 12:43 PM
04/04/13 12:43 PM
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1st civ. Div. Wood County Wi.
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Mike Flick Offline OP
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N A S T Y!!!!!!!

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3752417
04/09/13 11:17 PM
04/09/13 11:17 PM
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Mike Flick Offline OP
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Joined: Apr 2012
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1st civ. Div. Wood County Wi.
Does anyone know how to make a dishwasher into a snowblower?
BUY THE WIFE A SHOVEL..... Funny right? eh?.....

Re: Bar Joke [Re: Mike Flick] #3759777
04/14/13 05:22 PM
04/14/13 05:22 PM
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Posts: 6
Wisconsin
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Wisconsin
Three Irishmen walk past a bar...
What?
It COULD happen!

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