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Dad jokes #6971052
08/22/20 10:01 PM 08/22/20 10:01 PM
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971067
08/22/20 10:12 PM 08/22/20 10:12 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971074
08/22/20 10:17 PM 08/22/20 10:17 PM
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Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain? He didn’t have the guts to do it

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971079
08/22/20 10:22 PM 08/22/20 10:22 PM
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What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and an old bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
Re: Dad jokes [Re: trappergirl04] #6971085
08/22/20 10:26 PM 08/22/20 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by trappergirl04
What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and an old bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

Oh gosh

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971087
08/22/20 10:27 PM 08/22/20 10:27 PM
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Why did the chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971089
08/22/20 10:29 PM 08/22/20 10:29 PM
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda. It took me a while to work out that it was just a Fanta sea
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971120
08/22/20 10:53 PM 08/22/20 10:53 PM
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Did you hear the story about the skunk?
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971129
08/22/20 10:58 PM 08/22/20 10:58 PM
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No
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971132
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Nevermind it stinks.
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971134
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Ha ha ha
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972248
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How can you tell youve had an elephant in your fridge?

Toe prints in the jello.

(Dad really tells this joke)
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972249
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How many giraffes can you get in a fridge?


None. Theres an elephant in there.
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972253
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When dad was younger, they asked him to join the 1st Armored Division in the Army. He said "No tanks."
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973375
08/25/20 01:06 PM 08/25/20 01:06 PM
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What time of day did God create Adam? Just before Eve
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973726
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What did Adam say to eve? "Its Christmas Eve"
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973775
08/25/20 07:39 PM 08/25/20 07:39 PM
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When did bill do the dentist? Tooth-hurty

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091787
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Day 2 of bringing back posts


I ordered a chicken and an egg. I’ll let you know.

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091808
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091813
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What’s orange ands sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


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