#2636619 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: 160user]
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trapper
Registered: 07/24/09
Loc: Southern Maine
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...  Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....  Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.  Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!  That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP. Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think! The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!
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#2636620 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: Matt Flannigan]
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trapper
Registered: 01/06/07
Loc: MN
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I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.
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#2636621 - 07/07/11 03:51 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 07/25/10
Loc: Central Kansas
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Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?
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#2636626 - 07/07/11 03:55 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 07/24/09
Loc: Southern Maine
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ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.
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#2636627 - 07/07/11 03:57 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: TrapperMe]
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trapper
Registered: 03/04/07
Loc: Central MN, sort of old
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[quote=160user] I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)
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#2636632 - 07/07/11 04:07 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 07/11/10
Loc: fairton nj
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.
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#2636634 - 07/07/11 04:11 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 07/11/10
Loc: fairton nj
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.
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#2636655 - 07/07/11 04:32 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: 160user]
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trapper
Registered: 01/04/07
Loc: MN
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though
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#2636692 - 07/07/11 05:06 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 01/06/07
Loc: MN
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busted!
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#2636732 - 07/07/11 05:38 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 02/01/07
Loc: Elsberry, Missouri
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She must have high fiber intake
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#2636768 - 07/07/11 06:05 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Central Oregon 62
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The method used above with the picture was originaly invented for use when all you had available was cigarette papers. Lot of people were poor and rolled their own back then. Sears and Roebuck in the outhouse. Paper as we know it now wasn't in demand until indoor plumbing and septic systems came to be. Had better places for money than to wipe the butt with fancy paper.
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#2636815 - 07/07/11 06:39 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Wisconsin
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Shucks sure can tell its not trapping season.... course good for laugh of the day , every day!!
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#2636840 - 07/07/11 06:57 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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"Professor"
Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: Lower Alabama (Daleville)
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Couldn’t wait for the new Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs to be published each year. We could then use the old ones out in the “two holer”. Usually tried to get away with using half a page at a sitting, when the catalogs were gone- it was back to newspapers. Yes, Mom often complained about “skid marks”. An interesting reading- http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html
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#2636881 - 07/07/11 07:24 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Cambridge Nebraska
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Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....
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#2636882 - 07/07/11 07:25 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Cambridge Nebraska
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Ever heard of "John Wayne" toilet paper? Rougher than heck, and don't take crap off of anyone.
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#2637015 - 07/07/11 08:41 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 12/16/08
Loc: canada, manitoba
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why would anyone want that thing???
freaks me out just looking at that probe coming out
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#2637037 - 07/07/11 08:58 PM
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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trapper
Registered: 08/25/10
Loc: MI
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.
I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.
Edited by Supergoose (07/07/11 08:58 PM)
Edit Reason: Because I can.
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No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill. 
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