I bet yer undie- nickers dont last quite so long though hugh?

Thats cause guys use toilet paper strictly for butt wiping,where as women use it for EVERYTHING.Takeing off make up with it probly counts for half the use?Actualy,,I should take that back.I have cleaned my shotgun with it when I ran out of bore patches! LOL

You should see how much they go through when they drink that dang Prune Juice!!!!!

Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck

Wouldn't trade her in a million, well....j/k (I know she gets on here every now and then) I've got a roll of paper in the truck too, been there for 3 years and only half used up.

omg I am cheap , but never once have I counted squares of toilet paper lol lmao

Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin!

That must be why his nick name is Stinky Fingers?

all hail bic for he made me literally lol laugh out loud

It's been a while since I've spit water on the 'pooter....but that was it right there!

ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.

I work at a paper company that makes TP, towels, etc. Yall just let your ladies use all they want - it translates into more traps and gear for me once a year.

back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232

My girl is living in Baltimore right now on a job. She left May 15th, since she left ive used exactly 1 roll. She came two weekends ago and went through 2 rolls of TP just being home Thursday through Sunday. I was amazed, and the best part, i got hollered at because i didnt change the roll she left 3 sheets on after i went in for a #1.

It's just paper. The stuff is CHEAP!! 20 rolls at 1,000 sheets to the roll is only $11.99

Ok, I don't want this to go in that direction but guys it is doable, The good 2 or 3 ply charmin does the job with 3 sheets per. Bic and Upstate, I appreciate your sence of humor, but really, 12" of TP should be enough, Unless you have a really FAT @zz, Bic.....TBC

You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!".

i can get by with 4 sheets and a couple neat folds. My wife and daughter wrap their hands like boxing gloves to just to dry off.

LOL!! Boxing gloves ! I've refered to them as mittens before but I like the boxing glove mental picture !

i have 16 employees, most are gals, at least once a month/6 weeks i have to buy paper towels/tp,, its about 300.00 to 350.00 every time.