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#2635871 - 07/06/11 11:58 PM Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
greggsinthehouse Offline
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Registered: 08/12/07
Posts: 220
Loc: MO-IL
I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!
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#2635874 - 07/07/11 12:07 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Budfish Offline
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Registered: 09/05/10
Posts: 33
Loc: Des Allemands, Louisiana
Trust me, if all it cost you was toilet paper, you did good!! mad
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#2635879 - 07/07/11 12:11 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
mtbadger Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2293
Loc: Montana
I agree Bud......
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#2635887 - 07/07/11 12:31 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Livetrap Offline
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Registered: 06/27/07
Posts: 3636
Loc: California for now but soon, N...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes this! When my now-ex moved in with me I was totally blown away at how fast we were going through the tp. It proves once again something I learned quick... women are expensive. In fact the only reason I'm single now is because I can't afford a girlfriend.
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#2635897 - 07/07/11 01:41 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
yotetrapper30 Online   content
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Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 384
Loc: Oakland, MS
Ya'll sound like my husband.....lol
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#2635899 - 07/07/11 01:46 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"

Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 14669
Loc: McGrath, AK
Consider the alternative.........
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#2635906 - 07/07/11 02:51 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
akpawpincher Offline
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Registered: 04/04/10
Posts: 73
Loc: Alaska
They got more goin' on. Consider it an investment.
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#2635916 - 07/07/11 04:14 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
neil Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 370
Loc: Polkton n.c.
put a thick telephone book or catalog in the john and hide the tp. aintcha got no raisin,lol

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#2635994 - 07/07/11 07:21 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
newears Offline
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Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 760
Loc: Ohio
Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.

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#2635999 - 07/07/11 07:24 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17]
HobbieTrapper Offline
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Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 3443
Loc: Eastern Shore of Maryland
Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........


I have, but come on, nobody needs a catcher's mit.


Edited by HobbieTrapper (07/07/11 07:25 AM)

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#2636000 - 07/07/11 07:25 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17]
Hunter50 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/09
Posts: 951
Loc: Statesville.,NC
Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........
LMBO

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#2636007 - 07/07/11 07:32 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Rat Trapper Sr. Offline
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Registered: 10/15/09
Posts: 605
Loc: Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!


I hear a change in diet can cause you to use the bath room more often. I'll bet she wasn't use to eatting possums!

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#2636019 - 07/07/11 07:38 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
traprjohn Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2487
Loc: Central NC
as long as mine keeps picking up road killed coon and fox and mink, I don't care
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#2636033 - 07/07/11 07:57 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: newears]
mtnwizzard Offline
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Registered: 01/25/10
Posts: 5
Loc: Cody Wy
Originally Posted By: newears
Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.




They don't do what men do cause there's nothin to shake.LMAO

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#2636056 - 07/07/11 08:29 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
huntnut Offline
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Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 74
Loc: Central Kansas
I try to get my wife to drip dry lol
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#2636247 - 07/07/11 11:17 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
greggsinthehouse Offline
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Registered: 08/12/07
Posts: 220
Loc: MO-IL
Huntnut, grin, thats funny right there
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Originally Posted By: Hupurest
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.

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#2636258 - 07/07/11 11:20 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
T-Rex Offline


Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 2436
Loc: MN >>>Ecuador
I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.
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#2636264 - 07/07/11 11:23 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"

Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 14669
Loc: McGrath, AK
LOL !!
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#2636276 - 07/07/11 11:31 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Matt Flannigan Offline
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Registered: 02/12/10
Posts: 48
Loc: NW Iowa
My wife thinks I'm crazy when I confront her about it. Like it's normal to go thru a 24 double roll pak in 2 weeks or something. I've been teaching my little girl 2 pieces for #1 and 3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.

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#2636280 - 07/07/11 11:34 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
160user Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....

After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.
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#2636287 - 07/07/11 11:37 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
upstateNY Offline
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Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 6575
Loc: ny
Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months.
I bet yer undie- nickers dont last quite so long though hugh? laugh


Edited by upstateNY (07/07/11 11:38 AM)
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#2636290 - 07/07/11 11:42 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
upstateNY Offline
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Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 6575
Loc: ny
Originally Posted By: 160user
When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....

After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.
Thats cause guys use toilet paper strictly for butt wiping,where as women use it for EVERYTHING.Takeing off make up with it probly counts for half the use?Actualy,,I should take that back.I have cleaned my shotgun with it when I ran out of bore patches! LOL


Edited by upstateNY (07/07/11 11:43 AM)
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#2636292 - 07/07/11 11:44 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4691
Loc: NY
You should see how much they go through when they drink that dang Prune Juice!!!!!
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#2636307 - 07/07/11 11:56 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
D.R.Hartle Offline
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Registered: 09/23/09
Posts: 149
Loc: Ten
Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck

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#2636316 - 07/07/11 12:00 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: D.R.Hartle]
Matt Flannigan Offline
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Registered: 02/12/10
Posts: 48
Loc: NW Iowa
Originally Posted By: D.R.Hartle
Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck
Wouldn't trade her in a million, well....j/k (I know she gets on here every now and then) I've got a roll of paper in the truck too, been there for 3 years and only half used up.

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#2636327 - 07/07/11 12:07 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Registered: 07/18/10
Posts: 124
Loc: SE Virginia

omg I am cheap , but never once have I counted squares of toilet paper lol lmao crazy

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#2636356 - 07/07/11 12:21 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan]
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"

Registered: 01/15/08
Posts: 6518
Loc: Central Pa. 54
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink
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#2636364 - 07/07/11 12:24 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
upstateNY Offline
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Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 6575
Loc: ny
Originally Posted By: bic
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink
That must be why his nick name is Stinky Fingers?
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#2636366 - 07/07/11 12:24 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Registered: 07/18/10
Posts: 124
Loc: SE Virginia
Originally Posted By: bic
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink


all hail bic for he made me literally lol laugh out loud grin

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#2636373 - 07/07/11 12:33 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline


Registered: 10/16/07
Posts: 7301
Loc: VA
It's been a while since I've spit water on the 'pooter....but that was it right there!

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#2636376 - 07/07/11 12:36 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
hippie Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 257
Loc: pa
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.

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#2636385 - 07/07/11 12:42 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
OSUFerret Offline
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Registered: 01/14/10
Posts: 9
Loc: Astoria, Oregon
I work at a paper company that makes TP, towels, etc. Yall just let your ladies use all they want - it translates into more traps and gear for me once a year.

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#2636387 - 07/07/11 12:46 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: hippie]
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Registered: 07/18/10
Posts: 124
Loc: SE Virginia
Originally Posted By: hippie
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.


back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232 wink

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#2636432 - 07/07/11 01:13 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BigCountry1129 Offline
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Registered: 08/18/10
Posts: 75
Loc: SE Pennsylvania
My girl is living in Baltimore right now on a job. She left May 15th, since she left ive used exactly 1 roll. She came two weekends ago and went through 2 rolls of TP just being home Thursday through Sunday. I was amazed, and the best part, i got hollered at because i didnt change the roll she left 3 sheets on after i went in for a #1.
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#2636447 - 07/07/11 01:24 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4691
Loc: NY
It's just paper. The stuff is CHEAP!! 20 rolls at 1,000 sheets to the roll is only $11.99
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#2636449 - 07/07/11 01:26 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Matt Flannigan Offline
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Registered: 02/12/10
Posts: 48
Loc: NW Iowa
Ok, I don't want this to go in that direction but guys it is doable, The good 2 or 3 ply charmin does the job with 3 sheets per. Bic and Upstate, I appreciate your sence of humor, but really, 12" of TP should be enough, Unless you have a really FAT @zz, Bic.....TBC grin


Edited by Matt Flannigan (07/07/11 01:26 PM)

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#2636479 - 07/07/11 01:55 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
larry sable guy Offline
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Registered: 07/07/10
Posts: 75
Loc: Northern PA
You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!".

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#2636484 - 07/07/11 01:59 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BillFord Offline
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Registered: 07/11/10
Posts: 12
Loc: fairton nj
i can get by with 4 sheets and a couple neat folds. My wife and daughter wrap their hands like boxing gloves to just to dry off.

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#2636492 - 07/07/11 02:11 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"

Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 14669
Loc: McGrath, AK
LOL!! Boxing gloves ! I've refered to them as mittens before but I like the boxing glove mental picture !
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#2636511 - 07/07/11 02:29 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
killbilly Offline
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Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 415
Loc: orofino ID.
i have 16 employees, most are gals, at least once a month/6 weeks i have to buy paper towels/tp,, its about 300.00 to 350.00 every time.
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#2636518 - 07/07/11 02:31 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
huntnut Offline
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Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 74
Loc: Central Kansas
At least he uses 3 or 4 sheets to wipe, and not a bowl of water and his left hand. LMAO
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#2636529 - 07/07/11 02:38 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"

Registered: 01/15/08
Posts: 6518
Loc: Central Pa. 54
To be honest, I never counted the little squares when I wipe. I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed. If it happens to be a dump that is like axel grease, Clean up might be a bit more extensive. In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!
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#2636533 - 07/07/11 02:40 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
huntnut Offline
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Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 74
Loc: Central Kansas
Originally Posted By: bic
In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!


I thought he was going to say he used the dried cobs
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#2636534 - 07/07/11 02:41 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
160user Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
[quote=bic] I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed.quote]

Oh, so you are a folder.........
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#2636538 - 07/07/11 02:44 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"

Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 14669
Loc: McGrath, AK
LOL! Is this thread archive material ?

Maybe the Wildcraft forum ?
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#2636544 - 07/07/11 02:51 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Paula Offline
"Gimp"

Registered: 07/27/09
Posts: 891
Loc: Corydon, IN
If you don't like the TP usage in your house invest in a Bidet. I am sure that little stream of water is giong to clean ya up nicely. Thing is I don't complain how much paper is used in my house. As long as you are clean and I don't have to de-strip your undeies prior to washing them use a fist full as far as I am concerned. Nothing worse then racing striped undies.
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#2636547 - 07/07/11 02:53 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Paula]
160user Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?
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#2636578 - 07/07/11 03:22 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Derek J. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/10
Posts: 68
Loc: Seward, Nebraska
This is probably the most hilarious thing I've heard/read/seen in a long time!

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#2636583 - 07/07/11 03:23 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"

Registered: 01/15/08
Posts: 6518
Loc: Central Pa. 54
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!
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#2636586 - 07/07/11 03:25 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
Paula Offline
"Gimp"

Registered: 07/27/09
Posts: 891
Loc: Corydon, IN
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?



No 160 stripes and skid marks are not an object to be proud of. Disgusted, embarresed, fearful, all come to mind, but not pride.
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#2636587 - 07/07/11 03:26 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline


Registered: 10/16/07
Posts: 7301
Loc: VA
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



Well at least you can say ya got'a little tail sick sick cry cry eek eek

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#2636588 - 07/07/11 03:27 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline


Registered: 10/16/07
Posts: 7301
Loc: VA
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



By the way Bic, ain't you a nail biter? grin

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#2636592 - 07/07/11 03:31 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline


Registered: 10/16/07
Posts: 7301
Loc: VA
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your butt with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his butt with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

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#2636594 - 07/07/11 03:32 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
HobbieTrapper Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 3443
Loc: Eastern Shore of Maryland
If you have to wipe, you ain't got enough cheese in your diet.

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#2636595 - 07/07/11 03:34 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Registered: 07/18/10
Posts: 124
Loc: SE Virginia

I bet you guys who count squares and are overly conscious of the exact usage per wipe recycle the ripped off squares when encountered with the befuddled predicament known as the clean mystery wipe where absolutely no evidence of what just occurred exist ... how does that happen anyway? do you hang on to those squares or do you sacrifice 3 squares and deal with the anguish??? lol smile

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#2636597 - 07/07/11 03:35 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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#2636604 - 07/07/11 03:38 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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I don't really keep a tally but as a chic I would think a roll a day is abit much! My lord did she wear 4 inch thick make up!?

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#2636607 - 07/07/11 03:39 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic]
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Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!

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#2636616 - 07/07/11 03:48 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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I personally unroll until it hits the floor, do the wipe, then repeat. I'm a "looker". . . if the second swabbing didn't take care of it, I continue on until I'm happy with the results!

My girls (wife and two daughters) go through a lot. Although not as much as they used to since I started making them run the plunger when they over-used.
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#2636617 - 07/07/11 03:49 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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omg 160, Oh my!

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#2636619 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
TrapperMe Offline
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP.

Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think!

The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!
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#2636620 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan]
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Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
omg 160, Oh my!


I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.
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#2636621 - 07/07/11 03:51 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?
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#2636626 - 07/07/11 03:55 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.
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#2636627 - 07/07/11 03:57 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: TrapperMe]
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Originally Posted By: TrapperMe
[quote=160user]

I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!






I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)
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#2636632 - 07/07/11 04:07 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

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#2636634 - 07/07/11 04:11 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

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#2636655 - 07/07/11 04:32 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though
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#2636692 - 07/07/11 05:06 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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busted!
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#2636732 - 07/07/11 05:38 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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She must have high fiber intake
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#2636768 - 07/07/11 06:05 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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The method used above with the picture was originaly invented for use when all you had available was cigarette papers. Lot of people were poor and rolled their own back then. Sears and Roebuck in the outhouse. Paper as we know it now wasn't in demand until indoor plumbing and septic systems came to be. Had better places for money than to wipe the butt with fancy paper.
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#2636815 - 07/07/11 06:39 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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#2636817 - 07/07/11 06:41 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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i love this time of year. everybody getting stir crazy wanting to trap but cant so they come up with stuff like this grin

by the way, iffn you wear colored drawers, you cant see the skid marks whistle
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#2636840 - 07/07/11 06:57 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Couldn’t wait for the new Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs to be published each year. We could then use the old ones out in the “two holer”. Usually tried to get away with using half a page at a sitting, when the catalogs were gone- it was back to newspapers. Yes, Mom often complained about “skid marks”.

An interesting reading- http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html
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#2636881 - 07/07/11 07:24 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....
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#2636882 - 07/07/11 07:25 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Ever heard of "John Wayne" toilet paper? Rougher than heck, and don't take crap off of anyone.
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#2636921 - 07/07/11 07:48 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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ok... Lets answer the age old question... front to back or back to front ? confused
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#2636983 - 07/07/11 08:30 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Get here one of these! laugh No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill. grin
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#2637015 - 07/07/11 08:41 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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why would anyone want that thing???
freaks me out just looking at that probe coming out
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#2637037 - 07/07/11 08:58 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.

I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.


Edited by Supergoose (07/07/11 08:58 PM)
Edit Reason: Because I can.
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#2637042 - 07/07/11 09:01 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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If i had one of them things my wife would never leave the bathroom.

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#2637182 - 07/07/11 10:21 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Lord , have mercy! I cant wait till Oct.15 trapping.
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#2637345 - 07/08/11 06:14 AM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: p-skinny]
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Originally Posted By: p-skinny
Originally Posted By: hippie
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.


back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232 wink
I remember those days. Those shinny pages were slippery.

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#2637735 - 07/08/11 01:11 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Are we done with this now?
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#2637753 - 07/08/11 01:27 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Why, you ready to flush it?
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#2637757 - 07/08/11 01:31 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: akpawpincher]
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Originally Posted By: akpawpincher
Why, you ready to flush it?


No. I left it as an "upper decker".
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#2637769 - 07/08/11 01:37 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: T-Rex]
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Originally Posted By: T-Rex
I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.


I have been challenged on my claim by a couple PM's. So, I've decided to come clean. (Is that a pun? Nah, don't think so) My claim is exaggerated by a bit. The turbine only provides enough power to run the bathroom cameras while the spool runs at the pre determined rpm.

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#2637784 - 07/08/11 01:53 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!
I don't think you have a thing to worry about.
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#2638006 - 07/08/11 04:30 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Supergoose]
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Originally Posted By: Supergoose
My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.


Well, it kind of does....
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#2638024 - 07/08/11 04:47 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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It's just toilet paper. It's cheap. $15.00 a week is pennies!!
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#2638123 - 07/08/11 06:52 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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First thing I do when I get home is show this post to my wife,ya all might want to watch trap shed this comming wk.post will most likey read-husband dead selling traps ect.

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#2639246 - 07/09/11 07:59 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
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#2641137 - 07/11/11 01:32 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: larry sable guy]
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Originally Posted By: larry sable guy
You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!".
I never really thought about getting paid to go....I always just figured I was saving myself a stinky bathroom at home.

I don't know what all the OTHER girls do with the TP, I suspect it has more to do with makeup and such than actual potty breaks. Since I don't wear makeup or use it for other things like that, a 24 pack lasts the two of us like 3-4 months. We have 4 rolls on reserve still, so I passed up the TP aisle last payday. The way you guys are talking, those 4 rolls certainly wouldn't last your women more than 4 days! LOL
I think you guys must have had my mom over......I swear! She only buys paper goods in bulk from Sam's Club. lol
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