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#2118391 - 08/25/10 05:17 PM In case you wondered if bears can find God.
Mira Trapper Offline
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Registered: 09/17/07
Posts: 2489
Loc: Cape Breton Island Nova Scotia
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could along the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that
the bear was closing on him ....

He looked over his shoulder again,
and the bear was even closer ....

and then ..... He tripped and fell.

Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him .....
reaching towards him with its left paw ...
and raising the right paw to strike ...


At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ....

A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ...

"You deny my existence for all these years,
you teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident ....
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"

"Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly
ask you to treat me as a Christian now ...
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

... a pause ...

"Very well," said the voice ...

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed ...

And the bear brought both paws together ....
bowed his head & spoke ...


"Lord, bless this food, which I am
about to receive."
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Mac Leod Motto

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#2118405 - 08/25/10 05:22 PM Re: In case you wondered if bears can find God. [Re: Mira Trapper]
beachcomber13 Offline
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Registered: 12/17/07
Posts: 3489
Loc: Port Jervis, NY
Hahahahaha!

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#2118846 - 08/25/10 08:52 PM Re: In case you wondered if bears can find God. [Re: Mira Trapper]
Mira Trapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 09/17/07
Posts: 2489
Loc: Cape Breton Island Nova Scotia


A teenage boy had just passed his driving

test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,

Study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,

And they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and

I've Observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed

You haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed

in my studies of The Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long

Hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

Your going to love the Dad's reply:


---- his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?
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Mac Leod Motto

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#2119015 - 08/25/10 10:19 PM Re: In case you wondered if bears can find God. [Re: Mira Trapper]
Actor Offline
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Registered: 09/11/08
Posts: 3594
Loc: Newark, Ohio 72 years
AMEN!


Garry-
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