#97784 - 02/18/07 07:38 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Halzard
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio
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| The Mexican Possum |
This is a Mexican Possum. These possums have been steadily sneaking across our border, taking jobs away from our own American possums. It's a growing problem and trappers are encouraged to report any Mexican Possums they may find in their traps. |
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| The President wanted to consult about the Mexican Possum Problem with members of his cabinet. So he called in the official Cabinet maker. "I want to see doors and hinges today," the president said. |
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| The Secretary of State was also notified. "Yeah, I'm State's secretary, But I'm on break right now so don't bother me. I'll have a double Mocha Latte." |
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| Security was strengthened along the border. It was here that smugglers commonly referred to as "Chickens" helped possums get safely across the road. |
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| The Secretary of Agriculture devised a plan to reduce the number of illegal possums - eat them. The Dept. of Agriculture even came up with slogan and a jingle - Eat Mo' Possum. |
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Eat mo' possum.
Don't be shy.
Have yourself a possum fry!
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Eat mo' possum.
Don't be droll.
Have a possum casserole.
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Eat mo' possum.
And you'll win.
A big possum eatin' grin.
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#97793 - 02/18/07 07:41 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Sullivan K
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 801
Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio
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If there ain't no Snappy Brand, Movie Theater, butter flavor, gourmet, no cholesterol, lightly salted, microwave, popcorn (3.5oz (99g) bag), I withdraw all my entries.
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#97859 - 02/18/07 07:59 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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nelacres
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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Mrscat, since you threw my voodoo doll off the roof and really messed up my shoulder you can mail the prizes to me. Thankyou very much.
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#97884 - 02/18/07 08:05 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Sullivan K
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio
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I want all my prize money to go to the trapperman "Orphan and Wayward Girls Home".
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#97917 - 02/18/07 08:15 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
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first of all, there IS SNAPPY POPCORN available for Mr Sullivan K ........he deserves it for all his time spent on those WONDERFUL stories (well, except that one I have NO IDEA what he said........).........so he will ONLY be getting popcorn, per his own request. there will be NO prize money! FCOL!
Hal, your last story is great, as usual, but I'm not sure it was in under the wire......... :-) and I ain't doing any sadist thing FCOL again, and if you think so, you're in danger of NO prizes........  so you may wanna rethink that remark!
Nelly.......I think just because you're injured you're trying to play on my sympathies......and you know that little story you wrote was, well, less than you're capable of.......geeeeez......:-)
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#97986 - 02/18/07 08:40 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Sullivan K
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio
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If there ain't no prize money, then obviously you don't care about the orphans and the knocked up girls.
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#98652 - 02/19/07 10:00 AM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Sullivan, T.O.O.
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Registered: 01/22/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Blue Creek , Ohio
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I don't believe Hal wanted the HP Printer you mentioned, (which never did see), he wants the Lexmark that is in the picture.
Dennis
By the way, he wants you make it snappy too.
Edited by Sullivan, T.O.O. (02/19/07 10:02 AM)
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#98715 - 02/19/07 10:36 AM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
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K - I care, just not as much as you, obviously. Maybe you'll share some of your snappy corn with them.
T.O.O. - leave it to the other one, to make a point of my printer error.......I do have a $500 HP here, and he can't have that one either. FCOL.
and I'll show him snappy! I'm working now, and will do the prize thing tonight in my FREE time. geeeeez.
impatient people must live in O-HI-O.
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#98716 - 02/19/07 10:37 AM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
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Loc: Oswego, New York
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and, I concede, Hal, the last story WAS under the wire. 7:38 pm. and it WAS a good one. I'm going to go broke buying freaking prizes.
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#98826 - 02/19/07 12:13 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
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coontrapper, don't you worry, you're on the list somewhere..... :-)
Hal......geeeeez. patience is a virtue, don't you wish you had some?
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#99238 - 02/19/07 04:27 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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Jtrapper
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Oh boy, ol Hinky comes crawling in just in time for a contest, imagine that!!!!!!!!!!!
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#99337 - 02/19/07 05:19 PM
Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!!
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
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okkkkkkkkkkk I'm going to make a NEW post with the winners............watch for it shortly! :-)
Paul.......please put this in the HUMOR ARCHIVES.........for preservation.............
and thanks to ALL who wrote something!
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to everyone!!!!!
-- Hal
-- Hal
