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#84407 - 02/10/07 11:53 AM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: CTtrapper]
Mizzard Mizzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 305 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	OK Cute _________________________ Hal's Keeper
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#85980 - 02/11/07 01:06 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Mizzard]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I am caught up reading..........keep 'em coming.........and anyone can enter, even HAL ! :-) I'll post prize pictures later on........... but they are good ones this time! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#89653 - 02/13/07 05:50 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: CTtrapper]
CoonTrapperD CoonTrapperD trapper Registered: 12/30/06 Posts: 191 Loc: Central Nebraska	The Convention Fight It all began the day that Jim Bob Thortan (a famous trapper that everyone knew) went to the biggest convention of they year. He had to pick up a couple dozen more snares here and he wanted to talk with his old friend Skippy. When Jim’s wife found out that he had gone to this convention she was absolutely FURIOUS! She had told him for weeks and weeks prior that he was NOT to go to this convention, so once she had found out he had went to it she loaded up in her ’76 Volstwagon and was off to get to the bottom of this. Once there they got in a tremendous fight over the whole ordeal. The fight became so intense that the other trappers there were forced to call the Military in to help solve the problem. Once the fight was broken up the wife turned to her husband and told him that he was to get back to the house and get his stuff and then get out. So that’s what he did and after getting his stuff he decided he would stay with his good buddy’s house. Once he got there they decided to talk about the whole thing as his friend drank a pepsi. Once they had talked all about the fight they decided that they had an even bigger problem on their hands…. They didn’t have enough food for the two of them and they decided that they would have to go out and find a way to get food. Well they went to one of their old fellow trappers that went by the nickname Oppos. He had a recording for them that he had made the prior season that would tell them all his secrets on how to trap the extremely prized opossum. After listening to this they went out to lay steel and after a long and hungry night between the two of them they got up to check their traps the next morning. As they checked they ended up finding one of the very prized animals and took it home on their red four-wheeler. Once home they began to think of different ways they could make this elegant animal into a meal so they first tried to make deep fat fried pieces of it. This was good, but it just didn’t seem to taste right. They then took the last bit of opossum that they had left and decided that they would make it into a casserole which they both ate diligently until Jim’s wife decided to let him back into his house…. 3 weeks later.
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#89749 - 02/13/07 06:30 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: CoonTrapperD]
Mizzard Mizzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 305 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	You haven't posted the prizes yet. We're waiting! Hal wants to see the prizes first. Miz _________________________ Hal's Keeper
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#89766 - 02/13/07 06:36 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Mizzard]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	ggeeeeeeeez......FCOL !!!!!!!!! tell Hal I'll try to get photos tomorrow of the prizes and get them posted by tomorrow night or maybe during my noon hour.....what a pain he is! He should write a story JUST for the love of literature......... _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#89795 - 02/13/07 06:47 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	dont have a pic it was feburay 8 07 and i had a live trap set for coon well it was out for 3 days i went to check it and i had a big coon i was so happy because it was my first coon of my first season and me being 11 it was so exciting _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#89837 - 02/13/07 07:08 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: garett]
Mizzard Mizzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 305 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	Hal said you got plenty of time tonight 3 or 4 hours or get up early tomorrow morning and post them! Miz _________________________ Hal's Keeper
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#89970 - 02/13/07 08:08 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	1 The wind was blowing, the snow was snowing, it was blizzard conditions. But here in the tropics the weather was calm. "Mana taka weine laka wona", cried the four eyed street vendor. He was having a hard time selling his wares. "Mana taka weine laka wona", he begged. "Please buy my offerings, they're fat free". 8 "Hey, this stuff ain't bad" said the unsuspecting tourist. This was his first trip south of the Mason-Dayton Line, and he had no idea what to expect. So far he was the only one brave to try the offerings, but he saw an instant opportunity. 3 He knew of something that remotely resembled the weenie dish and he already had one, ready to go. 4 "I think we have a new opportunity here". We can make a fortune here, selling this "weenie" stuff." "With the right advertising we can become the new Burger King" The local entrepreneurs were ready to go, setting through many planning sessions, working through intrinsicsies of opening a new business, 2 The local engineering firm of Rip and Screuis, sent their best surveyor to find a site suitable for a new franchise. Before long they found a site for a new franchise and the Grand Opening was planned 7 Shares of stock were sold in the new corporation. The initial offering was so overwhelming, (is there such a thing as whelming? Look It Up), that shares were offered on the open market for twice their initial offering. 6 Entertainment was lined up for the Grand Opening. The local magic act was hired to provide entertainment for the opening ceremonies. "Stare at the shiny, stare at the shiney, take out your wallet and stare at the shiney". It seems the entertainment hypnotized the new patrons and stole all their money. 5 The police were called. Barney and Festus, just coming off a good drunk, and getting some of the hair of the dog that bit them, were going to help the ripped off dinners get their money back. They failed!
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#89996 - 02/13/07 08:20 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	I don't give a hoot about any of the prizes other than the popcorn. I want popcorn, and I want pop corn for each story.
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#90783 - 02/14/07 01:12 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Sullivan K]
Halzard Halzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 731 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	Well, it's significantly past noon here in the Eastern Time Zone -- and I don't see any prizes. It won't be necessary for you to exhibit all the prizes. I'm only gonna write three or four stories, so if you want to display just the three or four top prizes, that'll be okay by me. $\:\)$ -- Hal _________________________ Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.
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#91155 - 02/14/07 04:54 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
Travis J. Travis J. trapper Registered: 01/23/07 Posts: 116 Loc: Northeast KS	It was the year of 2020 pussums where taking over the world. Not even the U.S. Army could stop these devils. So trappers came to the rescue. Here is a couple trappers planning there line. Heres a couple of trappers celebrating a good day out on thier trap line. Professional possum trappers from all over the world where asked to train other trappers to trap possums. After months of trapping the trappers finally conquered the possums. Afterwards the trappers celebrated for weeks. Edited by Travis J (02/14/07 05:11 PM) _________________________ Coons-12 Beaver-1 Grinners-3 Yotes-7 Bobcat-1
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#91184 - 02/14/07 05:07 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Travis J.]
James James "Frostbite Jimmy" trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 1491 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Obviously, this is another one of those hinky contests where the Sullivans get to enter as often as they'd like. Jim
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#91288 - 02/14/07 06:00 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	Originally Posted By: MsCat OK........due to popular request and nagging by certain forum members who will remain nameless........here is a new story post! *** CONTEST OVER SUNDAY FEB 18, 8 pm EASTERN time! *** RULES: 3. You may write as many stories as you wish, but don't expect to win a prize for them all ! :-) I ain't now storie righter, butt at leest I'm tring. Whear yours story?
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#91388 - 02/14/07 06:37 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Sullivan K]
Mizzard Mizzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 305 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	Maybe Jimmy's fingers are frostbitten! Miz _________________________ Hal's Keeper
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#91415 - 02/14/07 06:48 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Mizzard]
James James "Frostbite Jimmy" trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 1491 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Ah, I see it all now. It's a conspiracy to make me look like a fool. Sorry, I don't need any help. :-) Jim P.S. - Obviously, that rule was just made for Sullivans.
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#91490 - 02/14/07 07:32 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: James]
ktbearpaws ktbearpaws trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 337 Loc: WVa	Do people shy away from your table at conventions? Do they laugh at you at picnics? Or in bars? Does you wife only talk to you from a distance? If you can say "yes" to any of these questions..then maybe you need to.. "EAT MORE POSSUM!!!" "Thats right, Possum!! "The other white meat" Perfect, deep fried possum shanks with crow gizzards... "...Or in a cassarole!!!" So always remember what "Comrad Waldo" always says... "You gotta fight for your right to possum!! lol Edited by ktbearpaws (02/14/07 07:37 PM) _________________________ The anchor holds.....In spite of the storm.
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#91594 - 02/14/07 08:11 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
Halzard Halzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 731 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	Where exactly are these prizes? Do I detect an air of hinktification here? -- Hal _________________________ Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.
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#91772 - 02/14/07 09:35 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: Halzard]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	;-( I've been shoveling snow !!!!!!!!!!! I'll post 'em tomorrow I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#91779 - 02/14/07 09:39 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: MsCat]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	oh, by the way, James.......you're right. :-) _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#93156 - 02/15/07 07:46 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE -PRIZES POSTED!!! [Re: MsCat]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	now......the HP photo printer in the far back left, is NOT one of the prizes......nor is the green plant.......just the 15 little specialty items you see in the foreground...... $\:\)$ among them....... a coveted picture of Winnie, my cat an xxl (not that big tho!) T-shirt with 2 deer carrying a hunter a beautiful little vase 2 little cats a special moooooooo cow a little praying bear some little bear thank you's and a birthday bear a "honey do" hammer a de-odor-izer a broken Nascar mug a discolored duck thing and whatever else you see.......... $;\)$ keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep on writing, you have til Sunday nite! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#93162 - 02/15/07 07:48 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - NEW CONTEST !!! [Re: CTtrapper]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	ohhhhhh and by the way......some of these prizes are courtesy of cathryn from this forum.........thank you very much for your contribution!!!!!!!! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#93299 - 02/15/07 08:44 PM

Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]

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Prince Charming
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince... "Yes, that's me. I was a handsome prince, but an evil sorcerer cast a spell on me and turned me into a possum. The only thing that could turn me back into a prince was a kiss from a fair maiden."
Here is the evil sorcerer, The Jackal, and his minion, The Jakass, hatching the evil plot. "Hold that microphone still, Jakass", The Jackal said. "I'll dictate the formula for turning that pesky prince into a possum. Then I'll send the villagers out to gather up the ingredients."
"Stay away from me!" this man yelled as a villager tried to collect one of the ingredients... eye of newt.
Guts of fish was another ingredient needed for the potion. (Later on, the guy on the left offered to kiss me, but I didn't think that would help. Furthermore, I decided I rather remain a possum than undergo that!)
First, they tried the formula on some unsuspecting villager. But instead of turning into a possum, this fellow turned into a nutria because there was too much water in the recipe.
The Jackal sent this guy out to look for me, but soon he fired the man because he couldn't find shiite. Eventually I was located and tricked into eating the potion.
I wandered for days trying to get a fair maiden to kiss me. Finally, I just broke down and paid this woman to give me a peck on the cheek.
At last, I was freed from the evil spell and returned to my normal self. Here I am today -- Prince Charming.
The End

#93300 - 02/15/07 08:45 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: Halzard]
Halzard Halzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 731 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	I want the printer. $\:\)$ -- Hal _________________________ Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.
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#93369 - 02/15/07 09:16 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: Halzard]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	geeeeeez. didn't you see my post? the printer is MINE! FCOL. you can get one for $100 at WallyWorld ! besides, IF you get a prize, Hal dear, it will be of MY choosing........as this time, I'm doing my own judging.....or I may have Crazy Eddy help me out..... _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#94331 - 02/16/07 04:24 PM

Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]

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The T-Man Cooking Show
Hi, I'm Hal Sullivan and welcome to the T-Man cooking show. I have prepared my own famous dish, Fricasseed Toad. Fricasseed Toad Get about a dozen toads. Fricassee them. Feeds 300. Here are some of the other folks who will be on today's show.
Danger Ranger will be giving us his famous recipe for MRE's with garter snake gravy.
Wilma Smucker, (Mother Smucker as we call her) is hosting her "Fun with Jams and Jellies" segment. (Parental Discretion Advised)
Chef Jungle Joe will be hosting "Cannibal Corner". This segment will be on cooking with friends.
Here is Sal Amander, who will be giving his recipe for Fried Frogs, and New England Calm Dip who will be giving his recipe for applying Peanut Butter to Crackers and other ethnic minorities.
In our pastry segment, expert John Dough will show how you really can have your cake and eat it too.
Here are today's guest cooks, Cousin Greasy and Moe Lone. They were going to prepare one of their traditional dishes...
But it escaped.
The End

#94478 - 02/16/07 06:20 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	A new Law firm had just moved to town. Bendem & Over were going to open a new office and were looking for ways to get the word, of their arrival, out. The firm of Wilmer & Associates was hired put together a show to draw in the crowds. Just back from their audition on American Idol, the soon to be famous singing duo of Snuff Whuff Dad and The White Boy, were hired to entertain the expected throngs at the grand opening. The response was overwhelming. The locals came to the party to celebrate having a new law firm in town and they brought along the bribes they knew were necessary to hire a lawyer. The gastronomical delights that were prepared for the event were second to none. All of the guests were able to eat until full. Except for the fried toad, great food was enjoyed by all. It seems the fried toad was a flop. The poor toad farmer couldn't even give away his wares. Bendem & Over found a mascot to represent their law firm. They needed something the people could relate to. "We know that our clients are dumb as something and we need that "something" to represent our firm". It didn't take the citizenry long to figure out that this law firm was just like every other law firm. By early the next morning Bendem & Over had been run out of town.
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#94732 - 02/16/07 08:55 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	when the party was over they all went to the bar. a hop up good time was had until the summer equinox arrived. with daylight saving time there was not much time to get any sleep. all the batteries were dead and even the old farmer had used up all of his oil. he caught all the fish and then painted his barn? everyone fell down and worshiped the king of the hill. what the hill the king said never will it be the same. every thing we had is lost and will never be regained. after they found the old horse skeleton while digging the pond the called the university but they said that none of it mattered anyway. there were ripples on the water but no wind and all the skipping stones had been skipped. i can't understand this all. what ever happened to the fun we used to have? days gone by are just that days gone by. if you want anything you just gotta do it ya know it doesn't come easy. the great rum runners had their own tale, or was it tail. even all the ships had sailed and then he broke the guys jaw after he drew a pair of jacks the cowboys, after a meal of beans at the chuck wagon, could no longer work for the tyrant. after all the trial and fury they hanged the judge but the spared the jury. no one asked the reason why sentenced passed they turned to die. after much discussion, the clientele, they decide they would move. much discussion was involved and every one at least some maybe not all or one or two decided to just do something else, and then she laid her head down. the flowers grew without water but the snow melt helped. After that they dug a shallow grave and laid his body down. when the big frezze came there was little anyone could do. there was only one pain and it was anna marie but she was broken. all the fuel had been used. all the food was gone. all that was left was shoe leather to eat. then the roof caved in. saint steven tried but nope. they couldn't see the rainbow for the rain. buy then the train had been robbed and the safe had been blowen up or at least apart. they got the watch too and never found the body. by then it was a runaway train. just one more toke and will be there. and after the big search they were found in the cave. even steven was with them and they recovered the watch and fob DOES ANYONE GET IT??? BYE
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#95480 - 02/17/07 01:28 PM

Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]

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The Life and Crimes of N. Treels
Once upon a time there was an infamous criminal, N. Treels. Mister Treels was arrested and imprisoned for heinous acts. Here is a photo of N. Treels trying to steal an innocent man's kidneys.
Treels was incarcerated with a cell mate named Vidal Orguns. Orguns and his girlfriend, Lucy Tuth, concocted a plan to break out of jail. Here Lucy is seen bribing a guard to get a package delivered to her boyfriend.
It was a cake. As Vidal Orguns ate the cake, he found the file Lucy had hidden inside. He and Treels then sawed their way to freedom.
The National Guard was called out. They searched and searched. This fellow actually spotted N. Treels and tried to sneak up behind him. But he was repelled by an IED (Improvised Explosive Dufus) which was concurrent with a release of poison gas.
A famous G-Man was called in to coordinate the search. He spoke with a reporter: "I've brought my detective shoes with me," he said, "and I'm prepared to wear them if necessary."
"I've also brought my dog." The G-Man declared.
A five dollar reward was offered for whereabouts of N. Treels and Vidal Orguns and two of their n'er-do-well buddies got wind of it. "Do they think we would sell out our friends for five dollars?" One questioned. "I think it's five dollars apiece," the other said. "Well, that's different," the first replied.
Lacking success, the authorities called in the famous detective, Shylock Homely. "Your goose is cooked now, Treels." Shylock declared. He quickly apprehended the criminals, and tried to put them behind bars. But there was no room behind any of the local taverns, so he sequestered them in back of a Chinese Laundry instead.
The End

#95702 - 02/17/07 04:15 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: Halzard]
Halzard Halzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 731 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	Is that a china cupboard in the Upper Left on the prizes photo? I'd like to have that. $\:\)$ -- Hal _________________________ Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.
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#95817 - 02/17/07 05:21 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
GritGuy GritGuy trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1250 Loc: Magna, Utah	Didn't take to long for this to have hinky spilled all over it!!! _________________________
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#95901 - 02/17/07 06:13 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	With eyes of green, and chestnut hair,the new, bride to be, was so happy. She had landed a man. There were so many things that needed to be prepared in anticipation of the big wedding The authorites heard about the big event. All of the relatives had ben invited to the wedding. They knew about this caliber of people, and the type of vehicles they would be driving.Troopers had been set up to catch the unspecting guests driving unsafe vehicles to the wedding. The subject of the best man came up. There were no men that amounted to much, anyway, so they had to figure what to do. It didn't take long, there he was in the head lights. They knew they had found the best man. Guards were hired to protect the table for the gifts. A stern warning was given to all to place the gift on the table and then vacate the area. The guards knew the type guests that had been invited would steal any thing of value, and they took their job seriously. The preacher was paid for his service. He was setting back enjoying the reception. Trying to fit in with the crowd, "Ya'll wanna chew of my Copenhagen", he asked the guests? Finally the cake was brought in. "Sorry, I dropped it" the clumsy caterer said. The guests didn't seem to mind. They had eaten things a lots worse than cake scraped off the floor. And, as we all know, there is romance at weddings, and love is in the air. 4th cousins, once removed, Baldwin and Git, found each other. They never did have much luck with them wimmens' so they decided that maybe havin' a boy friend wasn't so bad. They became life partners.
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#96231 - 02/17/07 08:54 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: Sullivan K]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	what great stories!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#96261 - 02/17/07 09:05 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	ohhhhhhh and K, no I don't!!!!!!!! _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#96335 - 02/17/07 09:35 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
GritGuy GritGuy trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1250 Loc: Magna, Utah	Stories, these?? this stuff?? LOL!!!! Your bored or worse hinkified!! $\:\/$ _________________________
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#96359 - 02/17/07 09:46 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: GritGuy]
nelacres nelacres "Farmer" trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 2375 Loc: Derby, Vermont	wait till Gritty comes to Verminsnot to learn far reaching, then I'll have pictures for a story. LOL _________________________ State hopping longlining Future Tenn Trapping Fool Nelly
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#97190 - 02/18/07 12:53 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
Sullivan K Sullivan K trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 802 Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio	The old miner was so happy. While beddin' a trap the lucky son-of-a-gun had struck gold. "It's gold, it's gold, I've stuck gold" "Lookie the size of them nuggets" he said "No, not them nuggets, them one on the tray" We need to hire protection. We need to protect our claim. The local militia was called in to protect the old prospectors claim. Using stealth and cunning they focused on their mission. The locals were jubilant. Every one was celebrating. "Beer for all, beer for all" they cried. We're all gonna be rich. "We just gotta figure out how to get at that gold mine" The local towns folk, Ivan and Elvin, had heard about them truffle smellin' pig what smelled them truffles while in the ground. After much thought as they could muster, about 10 seconds worth, they knew what to do. Ivan and Elvin found themselves their own smellin' machine. They figured they could smell out them golds and be rich. The local claim jumpers, Paco and Alphonso, stole Ivan and Elevin's gold smellin' machine and went prospectin' "Gold, gold, look we found gold". "See it's shiny, it must be gold". With a little rubbin' it'll polish up real nice like. "The wimmen will like us and we'll be happy, and rich, for ever and for ever". Them wimmen could hardly control themselves. They were so happy that they now had rich men. They started selling raffle tickets to come see their rich men. "Money goes to a good cause" they cried. "All proceeds go to the "finally found a rich man, gonna get my self stinkin' drunk, drinkin' fund". Mean while, back at the ranch, I can't believe this cake hasn't been polished off yet. It's been settin' here for better than a week.
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#97471 - 02/18/07 04:29 PM

Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]

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AMA Convention
Once upon a time, the AMA (Armenian Medical Association) held its annual convention. Many noted professionals were in attendance. Here is Polly Ethylene, the noted plastic surgeon. She is best known for her work with cut and burn victims. She is also very good at surgery. Here she is seen buying some lighter fluid and a knife.
Here is the well known surgical team of, Test Ines, and his partner Bow Ells. These fellows are famous for there work in the lower digestive tract. They are well respected because everyone know it takes guts to do work like that.
This is the famous Spanish/Russian heart surgeon, Ricardio Vaskular. He is promoting his line of low fat, low sugar, low flavor desserts.
Here are noted brain surgeons Sara Bellum, and Muh Dulla from Saudi Arabia. Sara also dabbles in transgender reconstruction. Here they are discussing the difference between an appendectomy and an addadictomy.
This is the team of Rudy Tutoot, and Windy Gagums, inventors of the artificial fart. This device, strategically implanted in a patient can allow the flatulently impaired to lead a normal life, emitting sounds and odors simulating the real thing. They also tried to modify the device to act as a voice box, but the words were unintelligible and it caused bad breath.
The Surgeon General dropped by for a visit. Which proved to be embarrassing because...
... The Association had inadvertently invited this fellow "The Sturgeon General" instead. The Sturgeon General was not a doctor, he was a fish monger. Who was pleased to attend, nonetheless, and put on quite a barbecue.
The evening was topped off when the Research Division displayed their new line of giant "economy size" laboratory mice. And a good time was had by all.
The End

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Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.

#97618 - 02/18/07 06:08 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: Halzard]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	NOT MUCH TIME LEFT NOW.......looks like the Sullivans have alot of stories here..........but several others are good too, I'll be back in awhile........... :-) _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#97638 - 02/18/07 06:23 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
MsCat MsCat trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 906 Loc: Oswego, New York	wow......I just did a count...and 25 "entries" are on here.......some are NOT stories tho, so those won't be eligible for a specialty prize........ :-) but.......I'll do some thinking here......... _________________________ * * * * * Laurie
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#97758 - 02/18/07 07:28 PM Re: WRITE A STORY - WIN A PRIZE - PICTURE OF PRIZES!!! [Re: MsCat]
Halzard Halzard trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 731 Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio	There ain’t no thinkin’ to it. I’ve made 4 submissions. If you wanna piddle around and decides who gets the last six prizes, go ahead, but the top four are mine. And here’s another one I finished after the deadline. You’re lucky this dial up is slow to connect or you’d owe me five prizes. $\:\)$ -- Hal _________________________ Not quite as miserable as Buzzard.
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