Registered: 09/23/07
Posts: 1501
Loc: Portland, OR
Originally Posted By: Supergoose
"what's in the duffel bag? "" Turtles I told him. "Bull" he replied. Then he noticed the bag was moving. "What's in there" he asked again. "I already told you turtles." "Balogna" he says and I handed him the bag. He set his beer down and said " kinda heavy whatever it is" "Yup" was all I wanted to say. He undid the straps and buckles and was greeted by a twenty pound turtle that almost got him in the face as he took a look inside that military duffel bag. Screamed like a girl, kicked over his beer and ran back to his grilling.
LoL!
I have a crazy neighbor who constantly monitors the church next door, and calls the cops on anybody who puts trash in the church dumpster, even if it's so much as a McDonald's bag. One day I speak to her, and she asks me who was in my garage. (What!?) I look over at my house, nobody is in my garage of course. I said nobody. She told me O yes there was a girl in my garage, she's in there all day and all night. Doesn't she get cold in the garage?
Spooky stuff man. She's got crossed eyes and cackles randomly like a witch, she even appears like the stereotypical witch, minus the green skin. I tell you she'd be burned as one if this were 2 centuries ago!
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I'm just a woman practicing the world's oldest profession: HUNTING!
Indiana only has statewide burn bans during widespread drought conditions. Burning is determined by local governments.
Actualy open burning is illegal in Indiana. The only fires allowed are clean wood, unlined and uninked paper. Fires will be for religous/cerimonial or recreation/cooking only. Most small towns just dont enforce this.Im a fire inspector here in southern Indiana.