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#40608 - 01/15/07 08:06 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Creek]
Lil' Bit Offline
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Great!
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#40668 - 01/15/07 08:31 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
FurSkinsFox Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: IN Midwest USA
Are you sure you won't accept a photo indoors (bathtub, big male mink, or ermines...) ???

Talked to my photographer and we're thinking about Thursday. That ok with you?

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#40671 - 01/15/07 08:33 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
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Originally Posted By: FurSkinsFox
Are you sure you won't accept a photo indoors (bathtub, big male mink, or ermines...) ???

Talked to my photographer and we're thinking about Thursday. That ok with you?


FSF, You have REALLY been freaking me out this entire post, your interest in this is disturbingly overwhelming....


Edited by Coon Hangman (01/15/07 08:34 PM)
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#40692 - 01/15/07 08:42 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Creek]
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Potter County, PA
has any FOOL taken April yet................LOL....Mac~
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#40757 - 01/15/07 08:59 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: walkingstick]
Lil' Bit Offline
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No one has taken April, no. I'll screen whatever photo you wish to submit FSF. It may make the cut. \:\)
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#41188 - 01/16/07 08:24 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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CoonH - I'm trying to help out a cause and can't get any info. any other way then asking questions in a public forum.
She also mentioned tight deadlines so I had to ask everything in a short period of time instead of letting things play out over the course of months.
Sorry if it seems wierd.

Lil'Bit, 50 calendars is like "friends and family". i.e. you only made enough to give away to friends and family.
You should print at least 250 and put some serious marketing in to it. The $20 price tag for a calendar is a bit steep - I wouldn't buy a $20 calendar when I have a free one on my pc - Print more/charge less and you'll probably have better success.
Bet you could sell at least 25 of them per convention, ship them to a few state associations on consignment and sell the heck out of them.
Don't make the pics available for free online, that will kill your sales (if people can get the pics for free, why buy the calendar? Look at digital music...). LOL.

So not to be totally off-topic but has anyone ordered their Origin Assured/Wild labels yet? I'm also wondering how that is going to be done, I have tons of furs just waiting for labeling. I'm almost at the point where I'm going to start holding inventory to wait for the labels. Some of which I may show off, and which may actually make the cut. LOL.

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#41192 - 01/16/07 08:27 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
CharlesKS Offline
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let me be the first to say, i have waited my whole tman life, to also see FSF calander layout.

my other aspiration was coonhangmans layout, one down, one to go.

my life is good.


charles
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#41226 - 01/16/07 08:49 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Rick Phillips]
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id do it but when i got to rule #2 i realized it wasent possible.

rule # 2 states Pictures must be tasteful, with all 'delicate' parts completely hidden by catch.

well if i get naked for a pic it aint gonna be tastefull,nausieating would be more the word. and the second problem. with all 'delicate' parts completely hidden by catch. i done sold all my xxxl otter allready?
charles, i am deeply relieved however. i thought you just came up with this yourself and ran out in the woods when i seen your post!
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#41234 - 01/16/07 08:54 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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no, this was nelacres brainchild.....

i think the cold is getting to him, however, i am a wee bit jelous i didnt think of it.

now come on guts, if you have any whoo whoos about you, youd do it....we need you..

charles
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#41236 - 01/16/07 09:01 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
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i done sold my animals. is skunk sill open?
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#41241 - 01/16/07 09:04 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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SKUNK IS WAHT WE WANT GUTS!

now quit teasing us, and get to posing...

charles
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#41242 - 01/16/07 09:04 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
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To do 250 calendars would require more seed money than we feel comfortable investing at this point. The idea of the 50 is to give everyone a taste at the NE NTA, sell those, gauge interest, and take orders on who would like others. The 20 dollars is Post-paid, discounts for purchasing multiple (buy 3 and they're 17.50)and is the going rate for fundraising calendars at the current point in time. The price point was very important for us, and it was agreed that since everyone else was asking it, that's what we'd go with.

Sure, everyone thinks it's funny, but the reality of it is we don't know what kind of demand is out there for it, so the first 50 will give us an opportunity to recoup our funds, and if, by chance, they sell well, it will give us enough funds to do another 100 for the National (we're hoping). And while 50 may be enough for one person's friends and family, I hate to say this, I don't think I have 50 friends and living family.

I extended the deadline to April 22nd, which isn't terribly short. It gives you 3 months to get your picture taken. \:\)
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#41244 - 01/16/07 09:06 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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OK PUT ME DOWN FOR A SKUNK! my wifes trying to get me to do it now but its 15 degrees out. would take care of the otter factor i guess!
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#41248 - 01/16/07 09:08 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
CharlesKS Offline
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your awesome guts.

you better pm that pic to.

charles
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#41250 - 01/16/07 09:09 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
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*claps* You guys are great!
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#41311 - 01/16/07 09:45 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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well its a done deal! man its cold out!!!!!!!!!
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#41331 - 01/16/07 10:00 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
CharlesKS Offline
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ok, im waiting on you to PM me that pic please thank you.

charles
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#41335 - 01/16/07 10:03 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
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I have previewed charles pic, and believe it or not, it isn't too bad!!!! pm me your pic fishguts, lets see it!!!
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#41338 - 01/16/07 10:05 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Trophyhunter]
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o no your gonna have to buy the calander. ps lil bit save my wife a calander she wants one. wouldnt have but she seen charles preview.
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#41351 - 01/16/07 10:09 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
CharlesKS Offline
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Originally Posted By: fishguts**
. wouldnt have but she seen charles preview.


i get that alot.

i want one to bit. mark me down for one.

charles
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#41354 - 01/16/07 10:11 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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lil bit i think your gonna have to make more calanders lol
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#41548 - 01/16/07 01:06 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: offshoretrash]
Lil' Bit Offline
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*lol* Well, more calendars is fine by me. Fishguts, email the photo to bulletsnbait@verizon.net

But don't forget to print the photo release on the first page and snail mail it to me. \:\)
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#41555 - 01/16/07 01:11 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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i pmed it? no good?
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#41557 - 01/16/07 01:12 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Pm's don't work for crap on here. I don't get them.
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#41563 - 01/16/07 01:15 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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ok its emailed
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#41564 - 01/16/07 01:16 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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That's...fantastic.
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#41565 - 01/16/07 01:16 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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i know.
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#41566 - 01/16/07 01:17 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
January -- Nelacres Beaver
February -- John Muskrat
March -- Charles Bobcat
April -- Fishguts Skunk


Come on guys! We have another 9 months to fill!
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#41579 - 01/16/07 01:26 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
fishguts** Offline
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perfect im on the april fools page!
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#41589 - 01/16/07 01:30 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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"John's Sweetpea"
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Think of it as.. and easter surprise \:\)
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#41597 - 01/16/07 01:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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id like to nominate newt with an otter pose!
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#41600 - 01/16/07 01:38 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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If you can get him to pose. \:D That'd be super awesome.
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#41606 - 01/16/07 01:40 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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theres not much doubt he will do it, i will get on it for ya.
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#41612 - 01/16/07 01:42 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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"John's Sweetpea"
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Thank you!
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#41613 - 01/16/07 01:43 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
CharlesKS Offline
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HA!

you would pick a long critter, all were going to see his his forehead and tummy...lmao

chalres
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#41616 - 01/16/07 01:44 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
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my next nomination is jtrapper posing with a cottonmouth,,, live!
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#41630 - 01/16/07 01:53 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: fishguts**]
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"John's Sweetpea"
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Niiiiiice. Sadly, I don't think Jtrapper will pose. He didn't seem very enthusiastic after he lapsed into a coma after seeing the Vermont Trapper au natural.
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#42014 - 01/16/07 05:51 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
January -- Nelacres Beaver
February -- John Muskrat
March -- Charles Bobcat
April -- Fishguts Skunk
May -- Geezerman Coyote
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#42738 - 01/16/07 09:55 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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"John's Sweetpea"
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Geezer did a great photo with a mink... after the mink one is redone, maybe we can do two of him if we don't get enough interest by models. \:D

Edited by Lil' Bit (01/16/07 09:58 PM)
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#42904 - 01/17/07 12:45 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
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As soon as I catch something I'm game. Hoping to catch a coon or a fox. Either way this is what you'll be working with if I can connect with my traps. I'll raise the sexy factor of this thing...haha j/k (Oh and I am 20 I just look young).

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