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#39076 - 01/14/07 10:53 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Rick Phillips]
killswitharrows Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 69
Loc: Wyoming
I could pose with a naked mole rat.

Has that critter been taken?

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#39082 - 01/14/07 10:57 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: killswitharrows]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Seriously, we're trying to get these pictures together by the end of February so that calendars can be made and available for the NE NTA.

So even if you disrobe, run outside for thirty seconds, snap the picture and then run back inside, that's all it takes. \:\)

Killswitharrows, I have listed acceptable species. Nice try though.
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#39088 - 01/14/07 11:06 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Vinke Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 1767
Loc: Pacific Northwest WA
Im trying...but may "Critter" is hard........been pretty cold on the Coast..11 degrees..can't get them into the right positions.
Lil' Bit are you going to use the best or the first pictures sent in?
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#39091 - 01/14/07 11:09 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Vinke]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Naturally, we'll be using the best. It's not just myself grading the pictures. There are two others (remain nameless) on the selection committee. I'm just doing the calendar layout and design.

So if you're the last sent in, but it's a really good one, it may bump someone else out, or one month may become a collage of photos. that's if I can get enough of you guys to go Au Naturfur ;\)
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#39148 - 01/15/07 01:20 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Rick Phillips]
trappersdeal Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 59
Loc: Fayetteville, Arkansas
As I recall, the Trapperman crowd gathered money throughout the year for some very worthwhile endeavors- sympathy flowers, a family that was burned out was helped as I recall, or do I rremember wrong? Anyway, perhaps there would be more competitive interest if there was a fresh listing of what the money would go for...
p.s. I have a wolverine in the freezer
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#39169 - 01/15/07 03:22 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Rick Phillips]
WalkonWater Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 99
Loc: Hudson River Valley, New York
Ok, PinkCamoGirl has made me promise to do my best this week to pose with a fox or coyote.
Be warned though...I aint pretty!!!
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#39238 - 01/15/07 07:10 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: WalkonWater]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
i got my submission ready....its on digital, do i post it here, or PM you?


oh, and i want MARCH, and mine is a BOBCAT...

charles


Edited by CharlesKS (01/15/07 07:32 AM)
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#39334 - 01/15/07 08:25 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Edited by k9. (01/15/07 08:31 AM)
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#39441 - 01/15/07 09:34 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: k9.]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
You can email it to me at bulletsnbait@verizon.net, but don't forget to print out the photo release and mail it to me.

Okay, the basic goal for this calendar is that profits will go to a fund that would be used to help states that are requesting aid for legal support. Basically, it could go to MN, ME, MA, Mi.... does anyone notice the trend of states in legal trouble this year all start with M? Anyway, that's the idea.

One of the members on here has agreed to front the seed money to make the first 50, which will go to the NE NTA if I can get the pictures together in time. The profits from those 50 will go towards filling 'pre-orders' that we hope to get at the NE NTA, and hopefully another 50 to go to the national in Goshen.

The goal in this endeavor is to raise at least 1000 dollars, if not more. Which can be done, just by selling 100 callendars at 20 dollars each, or discounts for multiple purchases (that's post-paid).

This money won't benefit just one organization, like the NTA, or FBU, or singular state, but could benefit many organizations that need the money at any given time. Anyway, that's the idea.
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#39469 - 01/15/07 09:51 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Rick Phillips]
Cindy Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 579
Loc: Bedrock, Arizona
Hey Lil Bit I got first claim on the pictures, until I get more you should see my screen saver, oh heck you have , lmao

Go Nelly Go! LMAO
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#39472 - 01/15/07 09:52 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
FurSkinsFox Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 231
Loc: IN Midwest USA
Lil'Bit, have you thought about doing this with CafePress, where you can have a single one printed at a time, and not have to do 500 at one shot? This will be at least a $1000 print job if you are seriously doing it in 4-color, or 6-color, full bleeds (1-2 halftones per page), glossy, only want 100 made, etc.

Anyway I see you have marten listed as one of your critters. Is russian sable acceptable? I don't have any pine martens. I do have some sables.

It's dreary and boring outside in January. Who wants to look at ugly scenery? Most of us don't have the Rockies as our backdrop \:\) You could get much better pictures if you tell people that your deadline is June. I can get some digitals this week (MAYBE) but they won't be nearly the quality they would be in May. Having to put plastic wrap all over the ground to protect the pelts before set-up is kind of counterproductive to your "outdoors" thing, but, if you want your February pics and you don't want to see someone sitting bare-butt on their blacktop driveway because that's the only spot dry enough to set skins... so be it. \:\)

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#39496 - 01/15/07 10:10 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
AAAAAAAAAAaahahahahah Cindy. Woooooooo Nelly!


Furskins-- We're not having 500 made, only 50. And the cost for 50 is approximately 500 dollars or less (for bulk) through this one printer that I'm looking at. The idea is to get people going to the NE NTA convention, and to take pre-orders for the next amount to be made then, as well as make some for the NTA in Goshen in August.

Unforunately Herkimer is in May, so the very latest that I can get these photos would be the end of April, say April 22nd. That's the very last date. That will give me enough time to get the calendars made. But the sooner I get the photos, the easier it will be on me to get all the paperwork filed (releases), as well as do the necessary editting on the photos and captions.
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#39499 - 01/15/07 10:10 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
And yes, your sable is fine.
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#39508 - 01/15/07 10:18 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
am i in lil bit?

did you get my pm?

charles
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#39512 - 01/15/07 10:21 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
No charles. The PM system is still not working fr me. Tryto email it it: bulletsnbait@verizon.net
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#39517 - 01/15/07 10:25 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
you got mail!

and male.

charles
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#39521 - 01/15/07 10:27 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Charles, god bless ya that's great. *dies* So hear's the run down:

January: Nelacres, Beaver
February: John, Muskrat
March: CharlesKS, Bobcat
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#39524 - 01/15/07 10:29 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
the cats pretty good, my tight body makes the pic huh?

charles
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#39544 - 01/15/07 10:50 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3192
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
You could have gotten by with a lot smaller bobcat. Maybe even a small weasel would have sufficed. But at least you dare to dream.
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#39548 - 01/15/07 10:57 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: k9.]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
sometimes the truth hurts, and you just simply have no responce....

charles
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#39555 - 01/15/07 11:03 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
roflmao
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#39736 - 01/15/07 12:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
elkaholic Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 717
Loc: PA
Charles, You ever think about getting a tan, or maybe some bronze paint?


Talk about white.... sheeeesh....
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#39769 - 01/15/07 01:04 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: elkaholic]
mike e. Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 268
Can I be naked?
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#39822 - 01/15/07 01:46 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: mike e.]
archerobx Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 504
Loc: PA via OBX
Im in if the rain ever stops in PA.
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#39828 - 01/15/07 01:50 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: archerobx]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
The idea is that the person in the picture is nude, Infamous, but everything 'delicate' is covered up by your catch, or pelt, and it's outside. To participate, print the photo release on the first page, sign it and mail it to the address listed. Then you can send hard copy or email a copy to me of the photo. Hard copies will not be returned so make sure you have a copy.

Rainy, sunny, dark, light, doesn't matter. Charles's was at dusk. \:\)
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#39835 - 01/15/07 01:57 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
MsCat Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
Liz........I'm trying to get Rodney on a month.....I'll be in touch......... :-)
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#39839 - 01/15/07 01:59 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: MsCat]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Rock on, MsCat! \:D
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#39841 - 01/15/07 02:00 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
whos gonna pose with a skunk?

i think it would be cute if they held a flower in thier mouth to...

charles
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#39845 - 01/15/07 02:05 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
elkaholic Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 717
Loc: PA
lil bit.....

infamous is a minor.

Better be careful on that one.
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#39846 - 01/15/07 02:05 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Who's a skunkmaster? Fishguts? That WOULD be a good pose, Charles.
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#39847 - 01/15/07 02:06 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
No minors. For your picture to be accepted, they have to sign the photo release on the first page which states that you're at least 18 years of age. I outliined all the rules in the first post.
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#39861 - 01/15/07 02:10 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
im gonna go make that request right now bit.

charles
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#39863 - 01/15/07 02:11 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CharlesKS]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Aaaaawesome.
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#39879 - 01/15/07 02:18 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
MsCat Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
Rodney said he would do it.....we're gonna pick an animal from the taxidermy shop LOL.........it'll fit him perfectly!
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#39924 - 01/15/07 02:51 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: MsCat]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
*dances* Yaaaaay!
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#40064 - 01/15/07 04:19 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
mike e. Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 268
What happen if no critter is big enough to cover up the "delicate" parts?
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#40071 - 01/15/07 04:25 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: mike e.]
Geezerman Online   content
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4270
Loc: Allen County, Indiana
Lil, if this weather keeps up all my critters will be waterlogged, you accepting tanned fur ? I can do a tasteful coyote or racoon, maybe a mink
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#40453 - 01/15/07 07:00 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Geezerman]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Yes, Geezer. We accept tanned fur in photos.

Infamous, quit being silly. This is a good fundraiser thats hoping to raise serious bucks for a good cause.


Edited by Lil' Bit (01/15/07 07:10 PM)
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#40602 - 01/15/07 08:04 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Creek Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 482
Loc: sw Kansas
I suppose I can do the skunk. I`ll be mounting(taxidermy) a couple next month.
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#40607 - 01/15/07 08:05 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Creek]
Creek Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 482
Loc: sw Kansas
I`ll lay on the ground with the skunk nose to nose with a kill pole in my hand.
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