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#37188 - 01/13/07 09:06 PM WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Rules:

1: Pictures must be outdoors.
2: Pictures must be tasteful, with all 'delicate' parts completely hidden by catch. Lewd photos will be rejected. Think 'Calendar Girls'. Tasteful, but humorous.
3: A smile is not required, but preferred.
4: You must be at least 18 to participate and a legal US resident.
5: You must print, complete and sign the below and mail in with your submission to: 'Bare Trappers' Calendar, 4 Wildwood Rd Millbury MA 01527

*cough cough* Nelacres and John have their picks of the month, but if you have a preference for what month you'd like to be on, please specify. *heeheehee* Also, no beaver or muskrat shots, as those two have been filled.

Photos submitted will not be returned.

I, ________________ hereby give my consent for the 'Bare Trappers' Calendar to use my photograph and likeness to be used in its publications, including its website. I release them from any expectation of confidentiality for myself and attest that I am a legal US resident and at least 18 years of age.



Signature: _________________________________ Date: ___________
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#37238 - 01/13/07 09:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Creek Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 482
Loc: sw Kansas
I`ll be the opossum. Month of January. I have always wanted to show off my grinner.
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#37253 - 01/13/07 09:46 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Creek]
Jtrapper Online   crying
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Registered: 12/22/06
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Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
What's Paul posing with? lol.
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#37261 - 01/13/07 09:51 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Creek]
Bloodyknuckles Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 209
Loc: Kentucky
JULY



Many trappers make a mistake when tanning their hides. Over tanning reduces the attractiveness of your hide.
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#37335 - 01/13/07 10:36 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Bloodyknuckles]
FurSkinsFox Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 231
Loc: IN Midwest USA
Must the catch be a whole dead animal, or is it ok for it to be the tanned pelts of said animals?

If it needs to be a whole dead thing, will the publishers of the calendar reimburse the suffering Bare Trapper if ectoparasite treatment is needed?

Should a trap be affixed (to the catch, or trapper...) or is it ok to leave the trap off?

Do we get extra brownie points if we affix the traps to our more sensitive parts...? (I'm thinking of those Mosquito Traps here... \:\)

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#37340 - 01/13/07 10:45 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
mike e. Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 268
FSF= Furry Super Freak
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#37375 - 01/13/07 11:25 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: mike e.]
Pogo Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 518
Loc: Iowa...Along the 'Ol Miss
I want to be shirtless on a tractor in June with a ranch mink in my lap!!
Laugh out freaking LOUD!!!!!

I got your box yesterday bit!..Err..well,..YOU know what I mean! Hehehehe!
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#37384 - 01/13/07 11:33 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Pogo]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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*dies* Too funny FSF. No liability is assumed on the part of Bare Trappers Calendar for any medical issues associated with, but not limited to, the production of photos.

Must be with dead animal, preferably in the round, but pelts may be substituted for consideration. If traps are to remain on the animal, I reiterate that the photo be tasteful, no blood, gore, etc.

And January and February are already taken.

Pogo, you shirtless with anything is ok in my book.
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#37400 - 01/13/07 11:43 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
Pogo Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 518
Loc: Iowa...Along the 'Ol Miss
*swoons~~~~~*
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#37412 - 01/14/07 12:14 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Pogo]
FurSkinsFox Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 231
Loc: IN Midwest USA
OK, LOL, I'm June... because I'm skinny and I'm not going outside in 40 degree weather to get a picture for a calendar, until it's warm!

... in June, trapping except ADC is illegal, so I will be with pelts, not with dead animals. \:\)
My own catch will be back from the tannery by then.
I could be May too. It depends on your publishing date.

The freezer idea occured to me, but, I don't have a freezer anymore! So, I can't do that. Sorry!

Edit: When does this go to the printer's? If you are seriously doing this then if you want to have it printed & ready to sell by next season you'll have to have your layout guy done with most of the wrk in August if not earlier. Let me know a print date & I will get a spread ready. (LOLOL... yikes!)

Is this being done in color? Do you need slides, 3x5's, digital submissions (if so jpg or tif), etc. I did layout & publishing for a while, if you can't tell... \:\)

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#37489 - 01/14/07 06:53 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
CTtrapper Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 246
Loc: Connecticut
you could always pop a whole critter in the fridge now so you have something to use in June lol!
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#37691 - 01/14/07 09:53 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: CTtrapper]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
excellent, just make sure that you print and sign the photo release. \:\)
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#37700 - 01/14/07 10:00 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
offshoretrash Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 1401
Loc: Farmerville, La
do you think i might make the cover




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#37762 - 01/14/07 10:47 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: offshoretrash]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
You aren't holding a dead animal, it would appear that you're fully clothed, so no. :P
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#37768 - 01/14/07 10:53 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
victoria vixen Offline
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Registered: 12/28/06
Posts: 609
Loc: Bahamas
I could hold a beaver.
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#37790 - 01/14/07 11:19 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: victoria vixen]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Nope. Beaver's already taken, as is muskrat. Need one of the other furbearers
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#37822 - 01/14/07 11:45 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
FurSkinsFox Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 231
Loc: IN Midwest USA
Who got beaver and muskrat?

OK lil' bit, I didn't know we had to pick our critters too.
Here are the animals I will be with:

fox - ranch & wild
bobcat or lynx...
ermine
skunk & opossum, personal catches
coyote or badger if I have any left of either

I haven't made my final choices yet. Preference is in that order. Those are the critters I have on hand in good qualities & enough quantity to play around with several at one time.

Who has otter? Raccoon? We need a nutria participant.

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#37836 - 01/14/07 11:59 AM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: FurSkinsFox]
gapple7 Offline
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Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 139
Loc: west texas
do you plan to have a short bio of each subject with name, location, what he traps, hobbies, maybe a quote? so everyone knows who they are?
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#38007 - 01/14/07 01:43 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: gapple7]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Furskinsfox -- Nelacres has Beaver, John has muskrat. I would like to have different critters for every month, but it is greatly dependent on the participation. People need to send in their photos and ones will be selected to appear in the calendar. Only 11 more will be accepted (December 2007-December 2008), so time is of the essence. The calendar will be for the 2008 year. \:\)

As far as a short bio... I suppose it could be done. I can always photoshop something at the bottom of the picture.
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#38037 - 01/14/07 02:05 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
woody Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 860
Loc: Greenville, Ohio
LB, I would gladly send ya one with me and mink or a possum, but I would hate to scare ya \:D so I'll decline for this year.
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#38073 - 01/14/07 02:54 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: woody]
Donnie Online   happy
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2659
Loc: Rimrock ,Arizona
i`ll do one if i can use a elephant
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#38107 - 01/14/07 03:21 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Donnie]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Only if it's with the elephant during the designated season.
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#38121 - 01/14/07 03:27 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
warcraft1975 Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 669
Loc: kansas
lil bit you plan on poseing?
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#38136 - 01/14/07 03:30 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: warcraft1975]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
I'm creating, so I won't be posing in this one. :P
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#38146 - 01/14/07 03:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
warcraft1975 Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 669
Loc: kansas
does that mean you have in the past
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#38147 - 01/14/07 03:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
IOWAtrapper Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 1438
Loc: Mitchell County Iowa
Wow how long is this topic going to stay lol.
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#38157 - 01/14/07 03:42 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: IOWAtrapper]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
No comment. IOWA, I hope it lasts long enough for me to get some more photos. I'm not kidding. I really want to make this calendar.
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#38234 - 01/14/07 04:30 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
hunterchub Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 584
Loc: Western New York
Can this be tanned fur?
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#38286 - 01/14/07 04:57 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: hunterchub]
Geezerman Online   content
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4271
Loc: Allen County, Indiana
Lil, sorry, todays catch was just two muddy coons, so no picture today, If they would have been nicer I'd be sending you one, we'll see what tommorrow brings \:\)
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#38290 - 01/14/07 04:59 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Geezerman]
Bloodyknuckles Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 209
Loc: Kentucky
I know a guy who might be interested if you need a least weasel, or a lil' griz getter.
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#38354 - 01/14/07 05:31 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Bloodyknuckles]
nelacres Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: Derby, Vermont
I would think that tanned fur or shots out in the fur shed would be a great change of pace.

Also, discrete pictures of trap setting or live animals in the set could work. Just make sure your photographer is comfertable with taking these pics. LOL
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#38361 - 01/14/07 05:33 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: nelacres]
warcraft1975 Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 669
Loc: kansas
no comment... come lil bit tell us...please..lol
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#38368 - 01/14/07 05:37 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: warcraft1975]
Buzzard Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5275
Loc: Caswell County,NC
Yea, what the heck............Im in !

Just let me know when ya need the pic, got plenty of grey fox runnin around the house .

Pm me iffin your serious, aint got time to come look for ya !
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#38379 - 01/14/07 05:41 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Buzzard]
nelacres Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
Buzzard this is all about serious. Get buck naked and get cracking. LOL
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#38389 - 01/14/07 05:46 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: nelacres]
Buzzard Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5275
Loc: Caswell County,NC
If thats the case..........what do ya want from me ?

Let me know ............lol
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#38478 - 01/14/07 06:26 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Buzzard]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
Whatever you can spare, Buzzy. Just be sure to follow the rules. You must be mostly nude, and the photo MUST be tasteful. Nothing lewd. I have a muskrat and a beaver shot. I need wolverine, weasel, mink, otter, fox, raccoon, nutria, badger, coyote, bobcat, fisher, opossum, skunk or marten.
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#38509 - 01/14/07 06:41 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
hunterchub Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 584
Loc: Western New York
This is me setting my first dirhole. Girls couldnt handle me nude.
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#38589 - 01/14/07 07:16 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: hunterchub]
Lil' Bit Offline
"John's Sweetpea"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2142
Loc: West Virginia and Massachusett...
too cute! and hey, big guys are cute.
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#38756 - 01/14/07 08:17 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: Lil' Bit]
camoman23 Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 100
Loc: Bryant,IN
VV, that's funny !! Camoman23
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#39027 - 01/14/07 10:11 PM Re: WANTED: Models for 'Bare Trappers' Calendar [Re: camoman23]
Rick Phillips Online   content
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 393
Loc: SE Idaho
If you need someone who looks like a cross between Jaba the Hut and Yoda, I'm yer man! Got a few marten left, but ain't takin' my clothes off 'til spring! It's almost 30 below tonight.
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