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#215119 - 05/28/07 08:11 PM trapping thread
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	lets make allittle nice trapping story keep it clean and funny got back to the truck from checken all my traps when i saw a........
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#215256 - 05/28/07 09:47 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	corn dog driken a beer and he told me--------- Edited by garett (05/28/07 09:48 PM) _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#217581 - 05/31/07 08:26 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	dont eat me lets be friends.
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#217598 - 05/31/07 08:44 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
cwilld cwilld trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1964 Loc: North Idaho	so i said _______ _________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...
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#217607 - 05/31/07 08:49 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: cwilld]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	too Bad my two favorite foods together _________________________
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#217620 - 05/31/07 08:59 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
trapperchris trapperchris trapper Registered: 01/10/07 Posts: 188 Loc: Iowa	Bigfoot chasing Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa through the woods;swinging a carp filled basket wildly about his head, and screaming in a high soprano voice. _________________________ I'm outta my slump!!
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#217654 - 05/31/07 09:20 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: trapperchris]
LT GREY LT GREY trapper Registered: 04/09/07 Posts: 5554 Loc: Central Ohio	.......come back, I love you!
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#217735 - 05/31/07 10:28 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: LT GREY]
JeremyT JeremyT trapper Registered: 01/18/07 Posts: 1002 Loc: Osage Bluff, MO-30	So then I said to myself _________________________ Someday, I will be OLD and GROUCHY like Buzzard
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#217739 - 05/31/07 10:32 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: JeremyT]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	were did the beer go and elvis yelled ----------- _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#217748 - 05/31/07 10:39 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
trapperchris trapperchris trapper Registered: 01/10/07 Posts: 188 Loc: Iowa	STOP----I gotta know right now, do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away and make me your wife? Gotta love Meat Loaf!! He needs a part in this too!! _________________________ I'm outta my slump!!
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#217750 - 05/31/07 10:44 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: trapperchris]
JeremyT JeremyT trapper Registered: 01/18/07 Posts: 1002 Loc: Osage Bluff, MO-30	So the corndog said "I cant stand it when elvis gets drunk and sings meatloaf songs. Sit down and have a beer." _________________________ Someday, I will be OLD and GROUCHY like Buzzard
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#217754 - 05/31/07 10:49 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: JeremyT]
cwilld cwilld trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1964 Loc: North Idaho	And all God's people said, "AHMEN" _________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...
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#217774 - 06/01/07 12:18 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: cwilld]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	Jimmy Hoffa sitting on a basket of carp drinking a beer wants to know 'what the heck Meatloaf has to do with songs' _________________________
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#217776 - 06/01/07 12:23 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
Coydog1254 Coydog1254 trapper Registered: 12/27/06 Posts: 159 Loc: Bowling Green, OH	And when did Elvis come back from Gay Land to chase him around and profess his Love for him and the bear. Jerry Springer called and asked the Corndog, Beer, Elvis, the bear, and Hoffa to apear on his next show titled...... _________________________ A bad day on the trap line is better than a good day at work!!
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#217793 - 06/01/07 03:45 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: Coydog1254]
The Jack The Jack trapper Registered: 03/16/07 Posts: 453 Loc: Ironton,Ohio	people who cant make up stories! _________________________ http://www.redneckshangout.proboards61.com http://furfinsfeathers.proboards41.com/
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#217925 - 06/01/07 09:46 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: The Jack]
YOTEPINNER YOTEPINNER trapper Registered: 01/01/07 Posts: 219 Loc: Downeast Maine	lmao _________________________ October swimming...not a wise choice..
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#217938 - 06/01/07 10:46 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: YOTEPINNER]
Derek Brayen Derek Brayen trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 2731 Loc: Erieville, New York	LMAO _________________________ http://www.baitluremakers.proboards84.com http://www.thesportsmensforum.com WHAT??
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#218379 - 06/01/07 08:48 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: Derek Brayen]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	so they whent on the show and elves and teh corndog got in such a brutel fight the bouncers couldent brake it up when all the sudden............
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#218386 - 06/01/07 08:51 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	Hoffa pulled out his tommy gun...... _________________________
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#218387 - 06/01/07 08:52 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	and shot the corn dog till death, drunk and hyped up elvis pulled out a .45 auto and...........
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#218395 - 06/01/07 09:01 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: The Jack]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	Originally Posted By: The Jack people who cant make up stories! lol
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#218413 - 06/01/07 09:14 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	Started shooting a Jerry until the Bigfoot stopped him by..... _________________________
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#218418 - 06/01/07 09:19 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	giving him a pirce of jack links beef jurkey and told him not to mess with his cousin sasscwatch so elivis went _________ _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#218426 - 06/01/07 09:25 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	picked up beer, walked over to Hoffa and they started songing a lovesong duet shooting the hecklers in the crowd. _________________________
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#218433 - 06/01/07 09:29 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	then the trapper looked at his watch and said ooooooooooo no i got to get to work im 5000 miles away, elvis said no fear i can fly a plane when drunk so he got a crop duster and they where up in the air when all the sudden....................
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#218442 - 06/01/07 09:34 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
IAFFtrapper IAFFtrapper trapper Registered: 12/27/06 Posts: 294 Loc: Bedford Co. Va	a flying toilet knocked Elvis dead............... _________________________ Fighting terrorism since 1861
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#218462 - 06/01/07 09:41 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: IAFFtrapper]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	when the trapper grabbed the 36 pack out of elvises hands and and got drunk he said if elvis can do it i can too and then...........................
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#218476 - 06/01/07 09:47 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
mink2 mink2 trapper Registered: 04/30/07 Posts: 1513 Loc: kentucky	he can! then the tops of the beer bottles break open and .... _________________________ as a martian I pick lime green for my country men. even thou we come from a red planet. odd isn't it? o well
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#218484 - 06/01/07 09:52 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: mink2]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	half way home he surprisingly sobers up then he thinks wht do i ddo then he sees a liquer store he treis to land when the lands not so safly and a roof he goes to the liquer store and...........................
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#218489 - 06/01/07 09:56 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: yote_trapper]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	robed them of all there bud light and jack daniels Edited by garett (06/01/07 09:57 PM) _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#218491 - 06/01/07 09:57 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
mink2 mink2 trapper Registered: 04/30/07 Posts: 1513 Loc: kentucky	fell out of the plane _________________________ as a martian I pick lime green for my country men. even thou we come from a red planet. odd isn't it? o well
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#218496 - 06/01/07 10:00 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: mink2]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	cause he was drunk and------ _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#218517 - 06/01/07 10:33 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	elvis woke up (he wasn't dead surprise!!!) started the plane up and took off from the roof. _________________________
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#218518 - 06/01/07 10:35 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	and the plane broke down and he stole a el camino and------ _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#218523 - 06/01/07 10:39 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	picked up the trapper, carring a csae of bud light and a case of Jack Daniels, who was being chased by the liquer store owner _________________________
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#218528 - 06/01/07 10:43 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
garett garett trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 946 Loc: louisiana	than they went to vegas and got drunk then got shot then----- _________________________ trapped 13 possumes 1 squrril 2 coon 0 mink
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#218541 - 06/01/07 11:10 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: garett]
8ducks 8ducks trapper Registered: 12/27/06 Posts: 402 Loc: Wisconsin	garett go to bed.... we can talk in the morning. _________________________ "Life's To Short Trap Hard"
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#218548 - 06/01/07 11:21 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: 8ducks]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	They went to an all night chapel.... _________________________
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#218752 - 06/02/07 11:42 AM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
pnwmtnmn pnwmtnmn trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 492 Loc: Moses Lake, WASH.	Cause every one wants to be married by Elvis figured they could make a few bucks quick. Edited by pnwmtnmn (06/02/07 11:42 AM) _________________________
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#218829 - 06/02/07 02:16 PM Re: trapping thread [Re: pnwmtnmn]
yote_trapper yote_trapper trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 333 Loc: kansas	then finly the trapper found a woman, she was a 71 year old zillien air who just bought 80,000 acres of creek.
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