#170166 - 04/07/07 08:58 PM
Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
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Well we have not discussed the Cat woman lately, she is probably feeling neglected. I would urge you to tell your favorite MsCat story here.
I have a hard time choosing. There was the bunny incident at ITA in Oskaloosa.
There was the guy she almost killed at the same convention.
There was the hair rubbing incident in NTA Iowa.
There was the stealing all her property from her table from under her nose incident in Illinois.
There was her arrest at NTA Iowa.
The many many many assaults and food incidents that she has done to trappers from all over the land.
The times she tried to kill me and Slim in Leon with her driving.
And who can forget the oatmeal cake....I need to go to the bathroom.
....OK I am back. I washed my hands. My momma brought me up right.
Something may have happened involving TPing a vehicle, the statute of limitations may not yet be passed on that one, so I will say no more.
There was the bag o poop incident at ITA in Jefferson.
Louie is on all our minds.
She killed the Sullivan's dog.
I could go on and on.
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#170190 - 04/07/07 09:03 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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Remember last year when she went to KS and all the catastrophys.
She arrives and gets out of her car and thunder claps and lightening strikes to annouce her presence
The 100 year old tavern in a nearby town is swallowed up by the earth.
The ferris wheel collapses in Witchata same weekend.
Rolling Stones cancel concert in KS
At rooster point the 200 year old motel burns to the ground as she leaves town.
She moves to NY and it snows constantly.
LOL, she is a walking hex for sure.
Edited by nelacres (04/07/07 09:04 PM)
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#170228 - 04/07/07 09:18 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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#170232 - 04/07/07 09:22 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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send one to me and I will bring it to herky...LOL
probably need some help appling it though.
How about how to wash your cat.........
Open toilet bowl cover,
dump in some detergent
throw in cat and slam cover shut,
flush three or four times
LMAO
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#170234 - 04/07/07 09:23 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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Sullivan K
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 802
Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio
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Yep, here’s bob, still dead.
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#170240 - 04/07/07 09:25 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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Sullivan K
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 802
Loc: Bowling Green, Ohio
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And here is what happened when I was going to bid $100.oo on one of her stupid oatmeal cakes.
I give you her quote from January 12th 2006
".....and if Mr Sullivan K wants to pay $100 for my cake, HEY.......I'll make him a couple of 'em.......
So when I assumed I would get two cakes for $100.oo, this is what happened.
On January 13th, 2006, a mere one day later, and once again this is a direct quote
“Sullivan, K......there is only ONE cake”.
As is so obvious, she is nothing but a welcher.
Then there was the time I named her cat Winston, and she turned it into Winnie and claimed I was not the winner of the cat naming contest.
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#170241 - 04/07/07 09:26 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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RdFx
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1053
Loc: Wisconsin
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Gosh Sullivan, by now he must be getting pretty stinky! What you using Frabreeze?
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#170248 - 04/07/07 09:29 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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LMAO
she is going to conjurring up a powerful spell for us dummies...
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#170253 - 04/07/07 09:31 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
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Yes I had forgotten about Winston. Also the broken prizes she sends to everyone.
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#170261 - 04/07/07 09:37 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3192
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
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Oh she has tried to kill me on MANY occasions. The poisonings, the almost dying in firey car crashings, the try to squeeze me to deathings. You name it, it has been tried.
I am pretty much hex proof by now also. I have built a tolerance to it. Those of us who have been here since the beginning know the Cat's bag o tricks.
I just hope Rodney gets it all figured out.
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#170283 - 04/07/07 09:47 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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well as president of the CBA I can attest to her powers, never been thrown thru a roof till I took on this job.LOL
Never seen a winter like this either or the insisent rain last year.
Yup you either get tuff or die when you are battling the cat thingy.
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#170401 - 04/07/07 11:19 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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derekv
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 386
Loc: owen sound ontario
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you guys a brave men. i look up to you as heros lol
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#170692 - 04/08/07 09:51 AM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
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Stepping up to the Cat is only for the bravest of the brave.
Eating of the oatmeal cake is taking it to a whole other level. If you survive you have what it takes.
She has even gone so far as to post the deadly recipe on this kid friendly forum. Trappers from all over the land were mixing up the toxic brew, and posting pictures of themselves with thier "cake".
Don't hear anything out of those guys anymore. Coincidence? I think not.
Even the moderators, even Paul Dobbins, even the executioner, are afraid to delete a poisonous cake recipe post by MsCat, for fear that her wrath will be directed at them.
Stand strong my CBA brothers, and let us mourn for those who have dared to eat the Cake of the Cat and have not survived!
Think about it. All those guys who posted pictures of thier cake....gone.
Edited by k9. (04/08/07 09:52 AM)
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#170694 - 04/08/07 09:54 AM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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#170821 - 04/08/07 11:53 AM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
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notice the frail helpless young man she has in her clutches.
Later that evening he was found wondering around babbling uncontrollably.
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#170844 - 04/08/07 12:17 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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k9.
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This could happen to you if you tangle with the Cat
Edited by k9. (04/08/07 12:17 PM)
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#170854 - 04/08/07 12:32 PM
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derekv
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#172096 - 04/09/07 03:39 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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MsCat
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 906
Loc: Oswego, New York
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FCOL! NELLY, get that picture off there before I cause you more problems! geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU JUST WAIT......you have to see me next month in Herkimer........prepare yerself, cow milker man!!!!!!!!!
K9......it's getting closer now........
:-(
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#172181 - 04/09/07 04:41 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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CPA49707
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Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 2481
Loc: Alpena, Michigan
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I'm sure glad I live in Michigan and she doesn't get over here very often if at all. But of course our winters have lasted longer when she moved to New York so i think she is having some affect on us here to.
She probably put some hex on that guy in Troy that shot 3 people in the accounting office this morning.
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#172466 - 04/09/07 08:04 PM
Re: Ode to MsCat
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nelacres
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
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got her so wound up she got larrygynitis LMAO
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#172712 - 04/10/07 12:40 AM
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Tactical.20
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Registered: 12/24/06
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Loc: N.W. Iowa
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K9 that cat carrier looks like it would work good. ha ha.T.20
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