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#146043 - 03/21/07 03:03 PM NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS))
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
CAUGHT YA!

cooking on a george foreman grill??

hand over your man card... what a shame..



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#146048 - 03/21/07 03:05 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: CharlesKS]
Daniel Edinger Offline
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Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 3272
Loc: Eastern NC
For the love of all things greasy!
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#146050 - 03/21/07 03:06 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Daniel Edinger]
Nick C Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 6546
Loc: Iowa 21 YEARS OLD
You'll never get my Man Card, it just won't happen!
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#146053 - 03/21/07 03:06 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: CharlesKS]
Creek Trapper Online   confused
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Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 1866
Loc: Eastern Kansas
LOL>

Foreman AND no fat on the edges...sheeesh
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#146054 - 03/21/07 03:07 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Nick C]
Nick C Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 6546
Loc: Iowa 21 YEARS OLD
I have high cholesterol, I swear, MY DOCTOR MADE ME DO IT!!

DON'T TAKE MY MAN CAAAAAARD
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#146055 - 03/21/07 03:07 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Creek Trapper]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
and its CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

charles
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#146056 - 03/21/07 03:07 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Nick C]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
 Originally Posted By: Nick C
I have high cholesterol, I swear, MY DOCTOR MADE ME DO IT!!

DON'T TAKE MY MAN CAAAAAARD


you know what you have to do....

charles
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#146059 - 03/21/07 03:08 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: CharlesKS]
Creek Trapper Online   confused
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Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 1866
Loc: Eastern Kansas
chicken+george+no fat=3 infractions=lose
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#146061 - 03/21/07 03:09 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Creek Trapper]
CharlesKS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
and RICE PILAF??????//

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#146063 - 03/21/07 03:09 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: CharlesKS]
Creek Trapper Online   confused
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Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 1866
Loc: Eastern Kansas
lmao
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#146092 - 03/21/07 03:19 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Creek Trapper]
Cameron2 Offline
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Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 907
Loc: Nevada
. . . and that's probably margarine on the toast??
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#146096 - 03/21/07 03:21 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Cameron2]
YouthCooner901 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1051
Loc: TN
nice iHome and iPod
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#146118 - 03/21/07 03:27 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: YouthCooner901]
Trophyhunter Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 4335
Loc: Michigan
LMAO!!!
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#146263 - 03/21/07 03:58 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Trophyhunter]
Andy S Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 5931
Loc: IN
I say he keeps it, who else could hold there finger on that scalding hot pot and not even budge their facial expression.



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#146327 - 03/21/07 04:40 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Andy S]
bankrunner Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 552
Loc: iowa
It looks like a pile of maggots on that plate.
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#146381 - 03/21/07 05:13 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: CharlesKS]
g3trappernc Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1043
Loc: Guilford County, NC
That, and the counters are WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too clean.....

You got dishpan hands Nick?

Just give up and hand it over.......
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#146424 - 03/21/07 05:26 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: g3trappernc]
doug toops Online   content
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 492
Loc: revere,missouri
he isnt no trapper there isnt any red meat there
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#146445 - 03/21/07 05:36 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: doug toops]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2090
Loc: The Great State of NEW YORK
It takes a tough man to keep a clean kitchen!!
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#146448 - 03/21/07 05:37 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: doug toops]
ADC Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 4445
Loc: Iowa
No comments on the orange fork and fruit on the counter?? You guys are slipping.
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#146454 - 03/21/07 05:39 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: canvasback]
nelacres Offline
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
I pulled a calf out of all cow today, in 75 pieces without a knife.

When do I get my man card?
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#146478 - 03/21/07 05:46 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: nelacres]
Savell Online   crying
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 776
Loc: Coldspring Texas
i cook on a george foreman grill....but i drink the grease out of that little holding tray
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#146482 - 03/21/07 05:48 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Savell]
Geezerman Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4270
Loc: Allen County, Indiana



Nick, what?? High cholesterol??? Yeah that garlic bread is very low fat, low cholesterol \:\)

You cant take something he never had Charles


Edited by Geezerman (03/21/07 05:48 PM)
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#146483 - 03/21/07 05:48 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: nelacres]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2090
Loc: The Great State of NEW YORK
 Originally Posted By: nelacres
I pulled a calf out of all cow today, in 75 pieces without a knife.

When do I get my man card?


When you put in at least 10,000 taps and boil Maple Sap all night long . LOL
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#146554 - 03/21/07 06:16 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: canvasback]
Nick C Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 6546
Loc: Iowa 21 YEARS OLD
LMAO

I live with girls, so things stay clean, REAL clean. It's part of holding your Man Card, you have women do the simple things for you.

I also collect the grease from the George Foreman grill, and wait until it hardens and then use it as spread on my bread, a good tastey substitute for butter.

You all are jealous that I can cook, and cook good. \:D
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#146587 - 03/21/07 06:30 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Nick C]
big8s Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 1126
Loc: Green County KY
he should keep his man card for bein brave enough to put the pic up for all to see
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#146593 - 03/21/07 06:33 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: big8s]
nelacres Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
Coony nothing wrong with cleanliness

but chicken, gross yuckers, do you know what a chicken eats?

BTW the roommates are key send more pics of them.LOL
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#146606 - 03/21/07 06:44 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: nelacres]
linderbean Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2048
Loc: northeast IL
I dig them counters; not a whole bunch of crap all over them.
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#146613 - 03/21/07 06:48 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: linderbean]
nelacres Offline
"Farmer"
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 2375
Loc: Derby, Vermont
hey coony do you pluck your eye brows?
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#146617 - 03/21/07 06:51 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: nelacres]
Nick C Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 6546
Loc: Iowa 21 YEARS OLD
LOL

Does it look like it Nelly?
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#146631 - 03/21/07 06:59 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Nick C]
TurTLe Offline
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Registered: 12/29/06
Posts: 388
Loc: KS
Yeah and that red thing in the rice is a "Once a Day Weight Smart" pill.
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#146640 - 03/21/07 07:02 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: TurTLe]
YouthCooner901 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1051
Loc: TN
Andy lol i think hes holdin a fork.........
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#146643 - 03/21/07 07:03 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: TurTLe]
HunterInShadows Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 529
Loc: Houghton Lake,Michigan,USA
How would you know what the pill is called Donnie????? huh???? Take Donnies card!
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#146664 - 03/21/07 07:12 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: nelacres]
Geezerman Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4270
Loc: Allen County, Indiana


Ok Nick, here is a "mans meal" Notice the bacon wrapped deer steaks grilled on the grill, fried taters and corn (for timing)
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#146885 - 03/21/07 09:05 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Geezerman]
conejo Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 775
Loc: northeast ks
thats all the more you eat geezer I bet lil ol nick could out eat ya ;\)
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#146900 - 03/21/07 09:15 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: conejo]
Geezerman Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 4270
Loc: Allen County, Indiana
conejo, no, that was the first round, I ate about 6 more steaks, there small. I could just eat meat all day, but I guess you need the corn to time your meals if you get my drift \:\)
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#146918 - 03/21/07 09:27 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Geezerman]
Blak coyote Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 1613
Loc: N.e.WI.
Real food.
Venison strap,butter,cast iron.


Cottontail,butter,cast iron.


Mushrooms,butter,ran out of cast iron cookware.


Burp.
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#146963 - 03/21/07 10:09 PM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Blak coyote]
NDtrapper Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 910
Loc: North Dakota
For the love of God Nick is that a scented candle on the stove!? Lol!
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#147136 - 03/22/07 06:18 AM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: NDtrapper]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2090
Loc: The Great State of NEW YORK
Those candles cut down on the stink ! LOL Looks to be a Soy Blend Rose Votive style candle.
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#147157 - 03/22/07 06:53 AM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: canvasback]
boyswannatrap Offline
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Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 1113
Loc: NY
CH,

I was going to hit you for cleanliness, but then I saw Nel's post about the roommates. Got any pics of them keeping it clean in maid uniforms? If you do, you are 100% mancard worthy.

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#147200 - 03/22/07 07:32 AM Re: NICK C, COON HANGMAN--HAND IT OVER ((PICS)) [Re: Geezerman]
Muskrat*Fever Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 94
Loc: North Dakota
 Originally Posted By: Geezerman


Ok Nick, here is a "mans meal" Notice the bacon wrapped deer steaks grilled on the grill, fried taters and corn (for timing)


Good grub there geezer, but a plate mat (is that what its called?) and a FOLDED napkin????? Attention pot this is kettle. lol
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