#146102 - 03/21/07 03:23 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
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CharlesKS
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7035
Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS
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I'm not in this click ,but would love to earn another "Man Card". Does making a date with two woman ,to the same function,without either one knowing count? Wait! , not done yet,,going there with one , and leaving with the other. And to this day neither one knew what was going on, and still don't.
almost, but youd have needed to leave with BOTH of them, to qaulify.. 
charles
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#146103 - 03/21/07 03:23 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
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Bubber
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 246
Loc: Bend OR
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#146133 - 03/21/07 03:29 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
[Re: CharlesKS]
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Hupurest
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Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 3905
Loc: Las anchorage
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i once had a girlfriend trying to infringe on my "man"time by wanting to go hunting with me for turkeys. So I told her she would have to shoot a turkey gun first. So I loaded her up a nice 3.5" federal #4 and aimed her at the target. She pulled the trigger, dropped the gun and cried for half an hour and had a huge bruise. She never wanted to go hunting again.
that wasn't good enough???
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#146158 - 03/21/07 03:34 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
[Re: CharlesKS]
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Hupurest
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Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 3905
Loc: Las anchorage
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how about after she shot it, she started screaming and the neighbors called the cops because they thought i shot her.
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#146190 - 03/21/07 03:40 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
[Re: CharlesKS]
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Creek Trapper
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Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 1866
Loc: Eastern Kansas
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How's this LOL
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#146205 - 03/21/07 03:44 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
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Hupurest
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Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 3905
Loc: Las anchorage
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no, but she ahd to explain it all and that it wasn't domestic abuse.
On second thought, I don't want some dumb card, most of the people with them are sissiy little nancies anyway.
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#146233 - 03/21/07 03:50 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
[Re: Trophyhunter]
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johnsd16
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 646
Loc: MN, bus stop-25
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Here's some man card earners
Chef Boyardi Ravioli cooked in an open fire....
....while tent camping on the side of the road (in the shadow of a "No Overnight Parking" sign) in the middle of the Yukon (bear country) in May armed with only a knife and a multi-tool.
Eating things you hit with the truck on long road trips
Racing Buffalo.....
...and winning
Fishing big Mille Lacs when no one else would bring a truck out
Like Charles said, Military = Instant Man Card, hats off to you guys, thanks for everything you do, and our military women.
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#146911 - 03/21/07 09:21 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
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superfatcat
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 98
Loc: arlington,tx
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Real men dont have to ask someone to pleeease give them their card. And once you get it,there is NO-one who can take it away from a true man.
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#146959 - 03/21/07 10:07 PM
Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
[Re: superfatcat]
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TurTLe
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Registered: 12/29/06
Posts: 388
Loc: KS
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Well since I already have the honorary Military Man Card, I figured I'd share a true man card winning moment.
When I was 19 and home on leave, I was out at this desert party in AZ. We were all getting a little tipsy and having a great time. About 4 trucks of Mexicans pull up ready for a rumble. Seems this one guy had been wanting to scuffle with me for awhile. Well needless to say, we get to mixing it up, and during the fight, he and I rolled over a cholla cactus. Oblivous to the pain I continued to rearrange his face. Then his buddy's loaded him up and they left.
I stayed there all night drinking and having a good time. Every now and then picking cactus out of my stomach and arms. Finally I headed home, and when I went to undress, I practically passed out from the pain. Seems I had a 3 inch cactus thorn right through my Right Hoo Haw.
I'd like to say that I gritted my teeth and pulled it out myself, but that is one pain that I could not tolerate. So I had to get help from a fellow Military Man Card holder(My Dad) to help me. He got a pair of pliers, told me to bite down on a pillow, and..............I passed out cold from the pain. Nothing on earth like that pain.
So hopefully passing out didn't make me loose my honorary card. If so, I did one time run a 4 mile run, and did a full ruck sack 12 mile march on a broken ankle.LOL
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