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#145249 - 03/21/07 03:08 AM What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ?
Smok Smok trapper Registered: 02/01/07 Posts: 461 Loc: Northen Calif . , Shasta Co.	What did you do to get your MAN CARD ? _________________________ Do it with what you got and you wont need what you do not have
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#145274 - 03/21/07 04:49 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Smok]
cathryn cathryn trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 7084 Loc: West Virginia	YOURE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND MIND YOUR WOMAN......KNOW YOUR PLACE AND DO WHATS EXPECTED OF YOU AT ALLTIMES.. $;\)$ NEVERLIE AND ALWAYS THINK OF YOURE WIFE OR GFS FEELINGS FIRST.. THATS A REAL MAN.... $;\)$ NOTHING BETTER THAN A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE.AND STAYS THERE...LOL JUST MY .02 _________________________ Mem. WVTA,NTA,FTA,OSTA 'Never allow someone to be your Priority while allowing yourself to be their Option'
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#145305 - 03/21/07 06:12 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: cathryn]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	do these random acts of manliness count _________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145334 - 03/21/07 06:39 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
linderbean linderbean trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 2048 Loc: northeast IL	I dunno..... I see a bottle of 7up where there could be more Bud Light AND an entire empty row in the door _________________________ http://main.y-me.org/goto/klindee ------------------- Get your own dirt. ------------------- "Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy"
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#145337 - 03/21/07 06:47 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: linderbean]
CharlesKS CharlesKS trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 7035 Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS	conejo- CONGRADULATIONS! that smokeout alone, while burning 20$ worth of tires onto the cement was enough to earn you your man card, the mud run and the fridge FULL of beer, is the icing on the cake. LINDERBEAN, you do not understand, the 7 up in for for the crown in the FREEZER, and the empty row is what he had for breakfast. you MANCARD is in the mail.. charles _________________________ without farm subsidies, you box of cornflakes will cost you 15$
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#145338 - 03/21/07 06:48 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: linderbean]
Andy S Andy S trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 5931 Loc: IN	I made my wife dinner, cleaned up the dishes, then romanticly rubbed her feet while we watched grease together.
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#145341 - 03/21/07 06:49 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Andy S]
cj's trapping cj's trapping trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1782 Loc: NW Ohio-Almost 38	Originally Posted By: Andy S I made my wife dinner, cleaned up the dishes, then romanticly rubbed her feet while we watched grease together. And yet, I ask my wife to run traps with me a couple times, and mine is revoked????? Something wrong here _________________________ New Site! http://furfinsfeathers.proboards41.com/index.cgi
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#145343 - 03/21/07 06:51 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Andy S]
CPA49707 CPA49707 trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 2481 Loc: Alpena, Michigan	I hunt fish trap and watch sports all day long. I am the king of my castle. I rule the roost. I am MAN I am boss. Enough said! _________________________ A day not spent in the woods or on the water is a wasted day Geezerman for President Member B.A.R.U
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#145345 - 03/21/07 06:53 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: CharlesKS]
linderbean linderbean trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 2048 Loc: northeast IL	Originally Posted By: CharlesKS LINDERBEAN, you do not understand, the 7 up in for for the crown in the FREEZER, and the empty row is what he had for breakfast. silly me _________________________ http://main.y-me.org/goto/klindee ------------------- Get your own dirt. ------------------- "Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy"
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#145346 - 03/21/07 06:55 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
Kevmill Kevmill trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 375 Loc: Central, Pennsylvania	That Chevy must be on fire. We all know Chevy's don't have enough power to smoke the tires... $\:D$ _________________________ My daddy taught me how to hunt and how to whittle, Taught me how to work and how to give just a little. Thank God I'm a country boy! John Denver.
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#145355 - 03/21/07 07:05 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Kevmill]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	Originally Posted By: Kevmill That Chevy must be on fire. We all know Chevy's don't have enough power to smoke the tires... $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ Do I score any extra points for the highway patrol office being directly across the street? The crown isn't in the freezer it's on the whiskey rack I don't own a "wine rack" _________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145363 - 03/21/07 07:12 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: cathryn]
CharlesKS CharlesKS trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 7035 Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS	Originally Posted By: cathryn YOURE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND MIND YOUR WOMAN......KNOW YOUR PLACE AND DO WHATS EXPECTED OF YOU AT ALLTIMES.. $;\)$ NEVERLIE AND ALWAYS THINK OF YOURE WIFE OR GFS FEELINGS FIRST.. THATS A REAL MAN.... $;\)$ NOTHING BETTER THAN A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE.AND STAYS THERE...LOL JUST MY .02 learn to be able block this type of talk out, if you can, your a true MANCARD holder... charles _________________________ without farm subsidies, you box of cornflakes will cost you 15$
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#145366 - 03/21/07 07:14 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
boyswannatrap boyswannatrap trapper Registered: 12/27/06 Posts: 1113 Loc: NY	Originally Posted By: conejo Originally Posted By: Kevmill That Chevy must be on fire. We all know Chevy's don't have enough power to smoke the tires... $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ Do I score any extra points for the highway patrol office being directly across the street? The crown isn't in the freezer it's on the whiskey rack I don't own a "wine rack" This guy is TRUMPING you Charles!
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#145373 - 03/21/07 07:20 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: boyswannatrap]
CharlesKS CharlesKS trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 7035 Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS	i know, it ok, section 4 clause 69c says: "any man card holder, can rightly one up or trump and other mancard holder, if its justified, or even manlier than the non mancrd holders would say or do" charles _________________________ without farm subsidies, you box of cornflakes will cost you 15$
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#145388 - 03/21/07 07:34 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
Kevmill Kevmill trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 375 Loc: Central, Pennsylvania	Originally Posted By: conejo Originally Posted By: Kevmill That Chevy must be on fire. We all know Chevy's don't have enough power to smoke the tires... $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ Do I score any extra points for the highway patrol office being directly across the street? The crown isn't in the freezer it's on the whiskey rack I don't own a "wine rack" With the Hwy Patrol across the street and a whiskey rack with fridge full of beer as a backup. I hereby nominate you for a lifetime mancard without possibility of revocation.... $\:D$ _________________________ My daddy taught me how to hunt and how to whittle, Taught me how to work and how to give just a little. Thank God I'm a country boy! John Denver.
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#145396 - 03/21/07 07:38 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: CharlesKS]
Kevmill Kevmill trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 375 Loc: Central, Pennsylvania	Originally Posted By: CharlesKS i know, it ok, section 4 clause 69c says: "any man card holder, can rightly one up or trump and other mancard holder, if its justified, or even manlier than the non mancrd holders would say or do" charles I'll have to reread the rule book as I thought it was section 4 clause 69b.... _________________________ My daddy taught me how to hunt and how to whittle, Taught me how to work and how to give just a little. Thank God I'm a country boy! John Denver.
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#145398 - 03/21/07 07:39 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Kevmill]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	With the Hwy Patrol across the street and a whiskey rack with fridge full of beer as a backup. I hereby nominate you for a lifetime mancard without possibility of revocation.... SWEET!!! Edited by conejo (03/21/07 07:40 AM) _________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145440 - 03/21/07 08:06 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
mmwb mmwb trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 184 Loc: Western Wyoming	Some of us were just born with it... Take a listen to George Thoroughgood's Bad to the Bone.
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#145464 - 03/21/07 08:23 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: mmwb]
Mncoontrapper Mncoontrapper trapper Registered: 12/27/06 Posts: 775 Loc: SW MN	I got nailed by a 330 on the foot and across the hand in one day, does that count? _________________________
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#145497 - 03/21/07 08:56 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Mncoontrapper]
snowman snowman trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 3286 Loc: Michigan	As long as we are showing pictures. One TV is never enuf. One for video games, one for hunting show, one for whatever race is on that day. Oh yes...the fridge is not just any fridge. It's got a CO2 line going in, and golden nectar coming from the little tap in the center. 50 cal blackpowder is for wussies. Edited by snowman (03/21/07 08:57 AM)
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#145501 - 03/21/07 08:59 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
Whisker Down Whisker Down trapper Registered: 01/05/07 Posts: 269 Loc: NW Wisconsin	What in god's name is a Man Card holder doing with O'douls in his beer refrig? That is a serious infraction; one that borders on man card revocation. FAKE BEER is banned from all man card holders refrigerators and must be stored in a seprated refrig. with wine coolers and other chick drinks...............MAN LAW.
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#145504 - 03/21/07 09:01 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: snowman]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	you shoulda picked the bong up off the coffee table before ya snapped the pic _________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145505 - 03/21/07 09:02 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Mncoontrapper]
Eubbie Eubbie trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 103 Loc: Southern Illinois	I work about 2 hours from the house. Through the week, I stay in a hotel room near the jobsite. About two weeks ago, the wife saw me off sunday night and walked with me onto the front porch, gave me a kiss and I was on my way. The following friday night I came home and she was sitting on the front porch. her clothes were torn to a tather, she looked weak, and her face was dirty. it was apparent she had been crying. When I asked her what was wrong she only replied "You forgot to tell me to go inside and have a good week"
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#145506 - 03/21/07 09:02 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Whisker Down]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	Originally Posted By: Wisker Down What in god's name is a Man Card holder doing with O'douls in his beer refrig? That is a serious infraction; one that borders on man card revocation. FAKE BEER is banned from all man card holders refrigerators and must be stored in a seprated refrig. with wine coolers and other chick drinks...............MAN LAW. lil bro had a lil alcahol prob $;\)$ _________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145510 - 03/21/07 09:09 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Eubbie]
Ole Hawkeye Ole Hawkeye trapper Registered: 12/25/06 Posts: 2631 Loc: Oregon	Originally Posted By: Eubbie I work about 2 hours from the house. Through the week, I stay in a hotel room near the jobsite. About two weeks ago, the wife saw me off sunday night and walked with me onto the front porch, gave me a kiss and I was on my way. The following friday night I came home and she was sitting on the front porch. her clothes were torn to a tather, she looked weak, and her face was dirty. it was apparent she had been crying. When I asked her what was wrong she only replied "You forgot to tell me to go inside and have a good week" Yes Eubbie, sounds like you have a good woman there! _________________________ Salmon will shine again! Farmed Salmon. Dyed for you.
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#145512 - 03/21/07 09:11 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
Trophyhunter Trophyhunter "Reformed Scab Picker" trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 4335 Loc: Michigan	OK who let Cathryn back on the internet??? and Beans you are not allowed on this thread till you can prove you trapped, dispatched, and skinned a critter...S Ok I have out run and hid from many cops and got away with it, does that count??? My best was going by a cop on I-75 at 140 mph, he attempted to catch me, I slowed down to 110, and was in the left hand lane, when he came up on me, I swirved over the right hand lane and on to the off ramp, there was too much traffic for him to follow, another near escape...LOL _________________________ I survived the death clutch of Boss Hog, and am now here for my 3rd tour of duty on Tman
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#145597 - 03/21/07 10:05 AM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Trophyhunter]
newhouse114 newhouse114 trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 577 Loc: S.W.Oregon	IMHO if you have to show your ID, you are in the wrong place!! _________________________ Life Member NTA & FTA
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#145813 - 03/21/07 12:33 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: newhouse114]
cathryn cathryn trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 7084 Loc: West Virginia	HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............. _________________________ Mem. WVTA,NTA,FTA,OSTA 'Never allow someone to be your Priority while allowing yourself to be their Option'
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#145821 - 03/21/07 12:38 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: cathryn]
CPA49707 CPA49707 trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 2481 Loc: Alpena, Michigan	ok whos deleting my posts on this thread? what was wrong with what i said? please explain as I am lost on this one. _________________________ A day not spent in the woods or on the water is a wasted day Geezerman for President Member B.A.R.U
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#145873 - 03/21/07 01:19 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: CPA49707]
conejo conejo trapper Registered: 12/22/06 Posts: 775 Loc: northeast ks	_________________________ .[____]. [OllllllllO] l_l-o--l_l
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#145982 - 03/21/07 02:25 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: conejo]
Daniel Edinger Daniel Edinger trapper Registered: 12/30/06 Posts: 3272 Loc: Eastern NC	Charles ain't given me one $\:\($
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#145996 - 03/21/07 02:31 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Daniel Edinger]
CharlesKS CharlesKS trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 7035 Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS	dude, you got yours when you woke up the first day of basics. charles _________________________ without farm subsidies, you box of cornflakes will cost you 15$
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#146004 - 03/21/07 02:37 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: CharlesKS]
Daniel Edinger Daniel Edinger trapper Registered: 12/30/06 Posts: 3272 Loc: Eastern NC	LOL....Ok then...I'll with hold my pictures in case I need to redeem myself!
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#146069 - 03/21/07 03:11 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Daniel Edinger]
Daniel Edinger Daniel Edinger trapper Registered: 12/30/06 Posts: 3272 Loc: Eastern NC	Here's a video though Charles.....sense you like wasting good rubber.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqic6I5TyEU
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#146072 - 03/21/07 03:12 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Daniel Edinger]
SWAMPFOX SWAMPFOX trapper Registered: 01/15/07 Posts: 427 Loc: Kent Co. Delaware	I'm not in this click ,but would love to earn another "Man Card". Does making a date with two woman ,to the same function,without either one knowing count? Wait! , not done yet,,going there with one , and leaving with the other. And to this day neither one knew what was going on, and still don't. _________________________ When I was young, I was extremely broke! Now that I'm old, I'm extremely bent !
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#146083 - 03/21/07 03:15 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Daniel Edinger]
Creek Trapper Creek Trapper trapper Registered: 02/03/07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Eastern Kansas	Originally Posted By: Daniel Edinger Here's a video though Charles.....sense you like wasting good rubber.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqic6I5TyEU Lol Daniel what's with the music? Well done nonetheless. _________________________ I hate KU, leaky boots, poison ivy, ticks, cold feet, mosquitoes, KU, mud, wet socks, wasps and hornets, headaches, jammed fingers, and KU.
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#146084 - 03/21/07 03:15 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: SWAMPFOX]
CharlesKS CharlesKS trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 7035 Loc: Kansas,31,6-1,220,B/B NS	lol Daniel..i was hoping fro brake failure.. charles _________________________ without farm subsidies, you box of cornflakes will cost you 15$
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#146090 - 03/21/07 03:18 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: Creek Trapper]
Daniel Edinger Daniel Edinger trapper Registered: 12/30/06 Posts: 3272 Loc: Eastern NC	Originally Posted By: Creek Trapper Originally Posted By: Daniel Edinger Here's a video though Charles.....sense you like wasting good rubber.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqic6I5TyEU Lol Daniel what's with the music? Well done nonetheless. There was some dude with a camera....I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS FILMING FOR A STUNT VIDEO...his taste...NOT MINE.... Charles....I'll bet you were. To make up for the music....catfish in the bathtub:
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#146091 - 03/21/07 03:18 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: SWAMPFOX]
Hupurest Hupurest trapper Registered: 12/26/06 Posts: 3905 Loc: Las anchorage	i once had a girlfriend trying to infringe on my "man"time by wanting to go hunting with me for turkeys. So I told her she would have to shoot a turkey gun first. So I loaded her up a nice 3.5" federal #4 and aimed her at the target. She pulled the trigger, dropped the gun and cried for half an hour and had a huge bruise. She never wanted to go hunting again. _________________________ Beaver for everyone VOTE DOBBINS in -08
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#146094 - 03/21/07 03:20 PM Re: What Did You Do To Get Your MAN Card ? [Re: SWAMPFOX]
Trophyhunter Trophyhunter "Reformed Scab Picker" trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 4335 Loc: Michigan	Originally Posted By: SWAMPFOX I'm not in this click ,but would love to earn another "Man Card". Does making a date with two woman ,to the same function,without either one knowing count? Wait! , not done yet,,going there with one , and leaving with the other. And to this day neither one knew what was going on, and still don't. Yeah that counts swampfox...LOL _________________________ I survived the death clutch of Boss Hog, and am now here for my 3rd tour of duty on Tman
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