Posted By: Paul Winkelmann
We Need A Customer Hall Of Fame - 10/16/14 12:06 AM
I have an ordinary customer ( Not rich, beautiful, stupid, or fantastic, by any means ) but despite the fact that she's not a
pain in the butt, she seems to have a "thing" with wildlife. This is the second year in a row that I have been asked to catch her
skunks. I didn't catch any last year, and I don't really see me catching any this year. She has a fairly small condominium and if
you wonder why the neighbors don't complain, it's that they all seem to be feeders as well. Just not as successful. She feeds
birds of every variety, feral cats,( Probably so they don't eat the birds ) mice, voles, rabbits, squirrels of at least two
varieties, opossums, raccoons, and a pair of geese and a flock of mallards, beside the skunk. I actually enjoy checking her cages
every day to see if I can add to the list. She's hurting no one and as far as I can tell, the animals that would normally be
enemies, are too full to fight. I must be turning into Walt Disney. I need help!
pain in the butt, she seems to have a "thing" with wildlife. This is the second year in a row that I have been asked to catch her
skunks. I didn't catch any last year, and I don't really see me catching any this year. She has a fairly small condominium and if
you wonder why the neighbors don't complain, it's that they all seem to be feeders as well. Just not as successful. She feeds
birds of every variety, feral cats,( Probably so they don't eat the birds ) mice, voles, rabbits, squirrels of at least two
varieties, opossums, raccoons, and a pair of geese and a flock of mallards, beside the skunk. I actually enjoy checking her cages
every day to see if I can add to the list. She's hurting no one and as far as I can tell, the animals that would normally be
enemies, are too full to fight. I must be turning into Walt Disney. I need help!