Random Stranger Advice - OT

Okay, so I thought Wink would at least appreciate this guys humor...

Wife and I were going down to a local bridge to check the local bat emergence and holding hands as we walked down the bank of the river. A guy on a mountain bike riding by overhead hollers...

"I was once young happy and in love, now I just pay child support and alimony!"

Rides off into the sunset as my better half says... "Hey he called us young! How great is that!"


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Saw one of many folks down on their luck on a corner in ABQ the other day holding up a novel sign idea.

Cardboard was cut out of the middle of a piece about 24" by 24" (think picture frame). He was holding it in front of
his face and it said....

"Betcha can't hit me with a quarter!"

Ingenuity!

I can't help myself but that last has me thinking of a roll of quarters.

He looked way too happy so I'm assuming it was working!

Warrior, you can throw rolls of quarters at me all day long. I can take a little pain for a few hundred extra dollars!

With my luck, warriors aim would be low and I'd be walking funny for a week!

With my luck the roll of quarters would be a quarter on each end and the middle filled with washers.

Matt

Now we have to worry about blind mountain bikers

One of our local transients sits at the end of the off ramp with this sign" Why lie? I just want a beer!"