April Memes

Something wrong with my April memes thread Scott?

Hahaha Truth^^^

^^^^ that ought to creep you out!!

Very much!!

I always found twerking low class and trashy so quite the turn off to me. Now a woman enjoying the outdoors is attractive.

No doubt ^^^^

True

Well everyone's gotta do something when they retire.

Ha! No doubt!! ^^^

An old one, but a good one.

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Good ones today

Did my meme of obummer get deleted. If it did by who? And why??

I did, because it wasn't kid friendly. Got a problem with that???

Yes sir I do. Please give me a permanent vacation.

You got it, as requested.

oh snap dude asked for a permanent vacation

He's ON HOLIDAY now !!!

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Wow! See ya!

"You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Paul"

That was VERY gutsy! Dumb but gutsy.

He'll be back i see a name change in his future..

Some of those were very poor choices I am surprised they lasted as long as they did.

Bossman is a man of his word and assumes others are as well. The guy asked for a permanent one and got it.

Good thing we got rid of the politics, now we can fight in the memes. Good grief.

I'm offended!

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Hey, Hey, GoodBye! Different kinds of crazy in the world, so why push the Bossman!

Yes, don't rub the bottle if you don't want to see the genie.

Guess it must be boring baseball season again

It's baseball season?

Yeah, I am going to miss it again, on purpose.

When ain't it?

D or all the above.

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Lol

Yep

Moving forward….

That and a strongly worded Tweet should show those terrorists who's boss...

Pete

Agree 100%

Lib logic. Maybe think things out before you self-righteously pontificate...?

For real! No joke! C'mon man! Pause...

Goofball has done better n speaking lately,,,,,,,,, MKeth?

Lost Words From Our Childhood

Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd!

The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?" He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ... But not that old.

Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.

About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included: Don't touch that dial, Carbon copy, You sound like a broken record, and Hung out to dry.

Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie . We'd put on our best bib and tucker , to straighten up and fly right.

Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Holy Moley!

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.

We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone. Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers. Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)

Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth...

See ya later, alligator! Okidoki.

You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!

WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FABULOUS 50'S ... NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY AGAIN .. WE WERE GIVEN ONE OF OUR MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS: LIVING IN THE PEACEFUL AND COMFORTABLE TIMES, CREATED FOR US BY THE "GREATEST GENERATION!"

Garry-

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Summer interns; the bane of productive people.

The race is on to see who starts the May thread, anyone starting before midnight should be disqualified.

OK? NL I will be the last in April then.....jk

Stop deleting my posts Scott!!!

I posted the new April memes thread at 12:45 am Eastern time. 330 trapper deleted it so he could be the one to post it first. Said it was not past midnight Central time. Now he’s deleted this post once as well.

What posts?

adc youve almost beat paul in posts!!!

We go by eastern time, just like the auction deadlines. So if you post it after midnight eastern time, it's good.

Apparently not.

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